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Her Royal Spriteness
Ok, this is a companion piece to a post i made in the girl's forum. just looking for opinions. i have noticed that quite a few women have 'NO MEN!' in their profile. just like to know what you think of that/them. does it bother you? do you honor it? if they didn't would you try to get into their cyber pants? do you think they have issues, or maybe you think that most guys actually are creeps and pervs?

opinions, please, and yeah, there's a poll. might want to read the original post, too, just cause it might be insightful.

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So, this is something that's bugged me for a long time. some of the girls here have 'NO MEN' in their profiles, and i'm just really curious as to why. a little personal experience here. like most women, as a new member, i was bombarded with cyber requests and attention when i first joined. at first, i tried to answer them all, if only to say, i'm flattered, but i'm not that kind of girl. eventually, it got annoying and i just out right ignored them, unless it was a guy who wanted an actual conversation. then i'd simply talk...

oh, i should mention that i identify as a lesbian, btw...

so, eventually, i made guy friends whom i enjoy talking with, sharing ideas with, and occasionally flirting with. i mean, just cause i dig girls doesn't mean i hate men.

so, back to my curiousity for those who put down 'NO MEN'... why? i assume some of you have very good reasons, or maybe not? anyways, i'm going to put up a similar post in the men's forum asking their opinions too - i know the guys read these, after all, so they might want to save your thoughts, etc, for that one. smile

oh, and there's a poll, if you hadn't noticed! smile
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Quote by seeker4


Sadly, he's from the city where I live and first learned to ski on the same hill as my son (London Ski Club at Boler Mountain). They were so proud when he got picked to go to Sochi four years ago. First graduate of their ski school to make the Olympic team IIRC. Four years later ... yeah, his picture's probably coming down.zQ0Cfs58XL7aJqVH

A brewski (beer) please. And if I drive drunk it will be in my own car.


wait, someone seriously stole a car? and he's Canadian? from your hometown? omg, i am NEVER going to let you live this down smile
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Quote by Ping


We just shared a sprite-free Shirley Temple. I'm sure there's a joke there someplace.




i'll respond suitably once i figure out if i'm being insulted or praised...
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Quote by honeydipped
saw black panther last night and am ABSOLUTELY enamoured! admittedly i am VERY biased, but this movie surpassed my expectations. not only was it action packed and visually stunning - it had a solid story. i often find myself intrigued by the villain and have added killmonger to my list of favs. i'd definitely recommend seeing it????


saw it yesterday too, and i loved it - riviting. and the women were so strong! just excellent. also, it started and ended in my hometown, so super bonus! smile
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Quote by Buz


But l differ. I love baseball and it was in baseball that I had my greatest sports glory.

I love going to baseball games, the atmosphere in the crowd, watching the strategy, the pitcher and catcher coordinate in their duel with the batter. And damn, l love it when a great baserunner steals base.

I loved stealing bases as a player. And in the field making the near impossible catch, testing the limits of my arm throwing from centerfield hoping to nail the runner for an out. But nothing is sweeter than catching a pitch in the sweet spot of the bat, you can hardly feel it, then watching the ball soar over the fence for a homerun. Great memories!

Take me out to the ballpark...


Ice cold beer, messy hot dogs, and nachos, please.


Dawgs lick their own butts... *giggles and takes off running at full speed*
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Mass speed skate is a new sport, and it's actually pretty exciting. like short track, only on the long track. in the men's, the south korean won, which was a crowd please. sadly, my girl from Estonia, while being out in the lead for most of the race, couldn't keep it up and didn't place. liking this sport, tho - very exciting. smile
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Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Coffee please with a double shot of BBB pretty please
Not even in the mood to start my day woke up to snow on the ground

Hi Rump
Hi Kal
Hi Sprite
Hi Tonya
Hope everyone is having a great Saturday


*buys Sara a Galapagos Island Ice Tea* what? she's cute and sweet and... she needs something to warm her up!
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Redheads are beasts. Give me that hot thang in the purple dress, baby.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Some of Big Bertha's best brew for the Curvy-unit, along with a medicimal dose of Beaver Breath Brandy for her nervous condition.

Curvy, if ya got the shakes, you want that I should put this in a tippy cup with a tight lid? ;)

Anybody else have liquid longings?



*purrs* milk, please.
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getting my tv warmed up for the women's mass speed skating event today. Lyfbuz brought the beer and gets the left side of the couch. goooo Estonia!
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hope you, all of you, are doing as well as can be expected, Milik. So sorry to hear your news. take comfort in those who love you and in cherished memories. peace and love.
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oh, and since i have people's attention. baseball is dumb. there, i said it.
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Quote by curvygalore
Hi everyone ! *waves*

Welcome, Kal! I'll check out your new poem once I've caught up with my reading list. And Tonya's new poem plus tge new Shard when it's up and everything else!

Coffee for me please barkeep! Am about to settle down to watch Ireland v Wales in the annual Six Nations Rugby tournament. As I come from one country and live in the other, this is always a tense match!


i love rugby and usually watch 6 nations and root for Scotland (cause is i don't, Jen beats me. actually, she beats me anyway, but that's a whole 'nother story) this year, tho, it's the Lympics and my girlfriend Saskia is skating this morning, and i don't want to miss her!
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Quote by TonyaL
I'll have one of those strawberry margaritas please, Bill. I am awaiting spring weather. It's really been a crazy winter here. 75 one day 35f the next.
Kal I will thank you in advance for anything of mine you read. I'm a mediocre writer but try to learn from each story or poem I write. I mostly write in a BDSM genre but have a couple that are not. You can even hear me read a couple to you if you choose.
Sara and Jeff I believe the Mets won. Yay for that.
Scott I enjoyed your wedding interrupted series. Looking fwd to see what happens next.
Miss Sprite, how are you? Glad you are taking care of Hannah ?


i am doing well, thank you. went skiing for the first time last weekend. it was fun. preferred method of stopping is falling down (as opposed to running into a tree). also, we got snow in Seattle itself, which is fun, but not so great when your main mode of transportation is a motorcycle. thankfully, we have a decent bus system. smile

as for Hannah, she's actually on vacation - somewhere warm, if i recall, and should be back, next weekend, if i recall. she's off the internet grid.
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Quote by DamonX


Because she loves neo-harlequin porn that appeals to people that love twilight and have yet to actually experience good sex.

It's a billion dollar movie francise now.. Terrible. I tried to read the books , but I couldn't. The movies are terrible. The acting is terrible.

So awful..


If you want to look at a well made film that presents BDSM, take a look at Secretary by Maggie Gylenhal and James Spader.




at least Twilight was fun to watch in parts... lol - i own Secretary, btw. one of my favorite movies. smile
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
SebToots!

Big Air was one of the most exciting events for me. So sad for Mark McMorris and Max Parrot, but amazing to see SebToots win Olympic Gold!

Also - commentator Craig McMorris is awesome. #holykittens



So wanted to see Mark up there, but hey, go NA! smile
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Quote by Burquette






i want to see Ready Player One sooo bad.
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And where is Hannah K Flick!? I miss her! Come home, Special K! I'll buy you a London Fog (Earl Grey Tea spiked with absinthe) (I just made that up).

I'm off.

Don't worry. I'm taking very good care of her. ;)
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Quote by NOLAHotGal
Going to see 50 Shades Freed ASAP.

Brandie


Why?
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Quote by Burquette
Due to a life that simply won't stop, I have not yet seen The Force Awakens.

It's fucking killing me.


Darth Vader is Luke's dad...
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Quote by seeker4
I could almost rap that (but won't).


for which we are all thankful for
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Quote by Jen
Just a heads-up. I'm going to be rhyming vagina with angina in my "Heart Attack" poem, so don't no-one go stealing that now


does it take place in China? smile
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Quote by seeker4


A lot of us were looking a bit askance when the NHL started doing them, but they do add a certain amount of drama and intensity to the end of a close game and keep things from getting ridiculously long (looks long and hard at baseball's seemingly infinite extra innings). I find hockey shootouts better than the soccer ones. They seem to go faster, as do the games in general.

Oh well, women's free skate in figure skating tonight and we have Canadians in third and seventh after the short program so there's hope. Not sure if I'll be able to stay up for it, but it looks like it could be interesting.

A beer, please.


i assume that's meant for me...?

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For those entering the poetry comp, a little advice...

pentacle, ventricle, centrifugal, rent-a-gal, and Senegal are all perfectly good rhymes for 'tentacle'.
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Quote by seeker4


Actually, I'm quite a fan of both. Looking forward to seeing them at the worlds next month. Unfortunately, with Scott and Tessa gone, the French won't have much competition until some of the teams that were fighting for bronze up their game. I'd put my money on the Shibutanis being one of the teams that eventually challenges them, though. And I find the siblings not creepy at all. Perhaps I would if they skated like Scott & Tessa, but their style is less romantic/sexy than the others probably because they are siblings. It gives a different vibe. We don't need every couple to be hot, sexy, are they or aren't they pseudo-partners.

Afternoon headache, so no alcohol due to drugs. Put on the kettle and some green tea, please.


who got beat by the US at curling? who, i ask? who?
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Quote by Ping
YEEEEESSSS!!!!

I'm just going to cut and paste a not-so-average-black-girl's submission, er... I mean, entry... hmm... so much innuendo.

I'll just change a word or two...

Great topic for the comp!
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