roll call: not going to be around much, if at all for a while - just a heads up - been a rough week - one of my furry daughters lost a battle with cancer, and Harvey hit - i have family down there - my brother, his wife, my nephew, his gf, etc. they're ok, but they've lost a lot - a few friends, too, most of whom i've heard from - same situation, and one of whom has yet to check in.
for the record, i really pushed for "tentacle sex" as the comp theme. sadly, i was outvoted. sorry V-man.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Dave69fan
Thats what i love about Lush, we can ask things that we could not normally, and wonderful open honest ladies like yourself answer.
You ever pressed yourself against a vibrating washer/drier, or sat on it ?.
then there are those of us who are shamless and talk about this stuff irl all the time
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Quote by GMOFLEISURE
Washing machine. I've met two women who admitted they have used that device as a ad hoc Sybian.
My motor cycle. Was giving lessons & the woman in front of me had a mini orgasm from the motor vibes. The look on her face when she stopped and stepped off the machine... Had a number of others who really enjoyed the sensation riding behind me on the P Pad. A few added further stimulation by rubbing their breasts against my back.
dryers work well too - as do the legs of sewing machine tables. so i've heard
true story, one i've probably told before, but it bears repeating. friend of mine, when i was living in San Francisco, had a motorcycle. i used to bribe him into driving around the city at night with me on the back after i'd dropped ecstasy. highly recommended for orgasm enthusiasts.
what's a p pad? 
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite, DWM, and Verbal are all encouraged to retire to the stock room, lock the door and play with whatever tentacles are available. BTW, y'all want a drink before getting started?
It's Hannah's fault. everything was nice and normal until she started messing about with my throne.
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Quote by XanaphiaWell, my poem is already receiving some attention, and some lovely comments and that positive feedback is just what I need to continue the soul-crushing effort that is editing my novel. I guess I need to know someone is interested in what I am writing so that all this work doesn't go to waste.
Are you sure it isn't arousing? Sounds like it could be hot, what with the shagging posh tarts and what not.
i like to think that we're a good fit for a variety of stories, including ones that are 'emotionally intense' and darker. yes, the majority of what you will find here tends to be arousing, and that is the best way to draw attention to your writing, but many of our writers will put up something much darker or deeper from time to time with good results as well. Dancing Doll, Burquette, MadMartigan and Evie come to mind as good examples, although there are many more. I tend to flirt with a mixture of humor, hot sex, and darker themes myself from time to time.
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Quote by Dancewithme
I didn't know if the divine Miss Sprite had used the wrong word or discovered something I never heard of. So I googled "tentacle sex toys", and, alas, those are two samples of what I found my good man.
lol - i can't even begin to tell you how far off you were - good try, tho
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Quote by browncoffee
i was only keeping it warm for you. ungrateful, much?
cold lemonade, please. i've had a... trying bank holiday weekend.
Also, it smelled like wet cat. explain yourself.
wait a minute. if it's a holiday, that means you don't gotta work, right? 
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Quote by Melissa999
An affair, doesn't always imply you'r cheating on another, it can also mean you're engaged in a dalliance with someone. I find these threads tedious and pointless, although now I'm here. Yes I am , and not on this site either, somebody you can touch is a million times better than some virtual farce.
not really a farce, not always. emotional connections can often be even more binding than physical ones.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
DWM, if that's what 'Her Spriteness' had in mind, the folks at whatever school she'll be entering is in for a 'really big' surprise.
Sprite: I'll have to do a bit of researching on your, uh, question. But you'll no doubt be thrilled to learn there are braille t-shirts available online. The raised dots spell out such phrases as: Blind Fucker, Don't touch, and my personal fav, an eye chart in braille. and ;)
BTW, what cha gonna be studying at school?
Anybody need a drink or, if you've contemplated DWM's post, maybe two?
working on a degree in Social Work. oo - braille tees - perfect for when your nipples get hard and you're trying to disguise them... *coughs* sorry, i really am sleazing up the place. in my defence, IT'S PHIL'S FAULT!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite wrote: for the record, noticed that Phil keeps looking up my skirt and then muttering something about 'cute panties' with a huge smile on his face. In response, i've decided not to wear panties while in this establishment. that'll show him!
Me, I wrote: Truer words have not been spoken, Your Spriteness. So that's why reports have come in that Phil has suddenly gone cross-eyed. BTW, just a quick reminder that we blind folks 'see' with our fingertips. ;)
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i'm too lazy to make a joke comparing my clit to one of those braille dot bump things (do they actually have names? educate me!), so make one up yourself.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
First I heaped abuse on mods, and then I was made one. G-d knows what would happen if I were to heap abuse on Sprite. Wake up short, blonde, childless and find my vehicle to be a blue Ford Ranger? So no, I'll pass.
you'll also be imbued with so much sexy that you'll have to beat off people with a baseball bat.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I've never made one, but others have made cell-phone videos of me having sex at parties w/o my consent. I suspect my was video'd too. :-(
had photos taken of me at a party once upon a time, same thing, without my consent or knowledge, and passed around. ended a whole lot of friendships over that and it's something that's stuck with me to this day. 
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didn't watch, but i did keep track of the round by round blog - sounds like Conor wasn't a push over, considering it was a sport he's new to. having spent time training in both martial arts and boxing, i know how very different the disciplines are - switching like that on a profesional level can't be easy. also, Conor was hampered by having to wear gloves, while Mayweather got to wear lighter gloves than normal, so the match started on uneven ground. no loss of respect for McGregor at all - that said, yeah, rather see him in the Octagon.
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for the record, noticed that Phil keeps looking up my skirt and then muttering something about 'cute panties' with a huge smile on his face. In response, i've decided not to wear panties while in this establishment. that'll show him!
btw, i'm back in school again, so my time on lush is gonna be super limited, but i'll try to pop and harass everyone as often as possible.
btw, i'm back in school again, so my time on lush is gonna be super limited, but i'll try to pop and harass everyone as often as possible.
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for the record, noticed that Phil keeps looking up my skirt and then muttering something about 'cute panties' with a huge smile on his face. In response, i've decided not to wear panties while in this establishment. that'll show him!
btw, i'm back in school again, so my time on lush is gonna be super limited, but i'll try to pop and harass everyone as often as possible.
btw, i'm back in school again, so my time on lush is gonna be super limited, but i'll try to pop and harass everyone as often as possible.
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i've sucked red cock, i've sucked blue cock, i've sucked cocks in a house, i've sucked cocks the size of a mouse, i've sucked cocks in a box, i've sucked cocks with bagels and lox, i've sucked cocks on a train, i've sucked cocks with no brain, i've sucked cock with green eggs and ham, i've sucked lots of cocks, sam i am.
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Quote by kiera
first off, for those not in the know, the BRITISH accent would cover all the UK countries - scotland, ireland, wales, and england. secondly, each of those countries have a smorgasboard of regional accents, so really, you're looking at about 3 or 4 dozen distinctly different accents here... just being helpful
