Quote by Dani
Pfft. I'm not trying to develop schizophrenia.
best way to deal with ptsd, tho.
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Quote by MadMartigan
The story gets its feet here and this is the chapter where it'd be helpful to have friend sprite's "Blondie and the Dancing Dead" story, which is one of my personal favorites on this site.
That's my favorite of the series, btw. I think that the black knight one is probably the best sex i've written in the series, and the christmas story is probably the most emotional (so much so that it writing it wrecked me to the point of not being able to write one since) but i like Dancing Dead best. also, since i've already read all of MMs story, i think my favorite chapter is the last one (and no, i'm not going to make a snarky comment like 'i like it best cause it means i don't have to read another one')
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Quote by MadMartigan
Never touch your pecker and family jewels after handling jalapenos and habaneros unless you've rinsed those hands like a muthafucka. Because shit will burn like a muthafucka and you'll cry like a lil bitch.
unless your into that kind of thing.
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Quote by browncoffee
I've been mowing lawns since my early teens. My parents were always pretty into gardening and my older siblings far too lazy to ever help out in a substantial way. I don't have a personal garden where I live now but whenever I visit my parents/parents in-law I kind of can't resist getting the lawnmower out. There's nothing better in summer than the smell of grass. I just had a weird thought of having sex in a pile of grass clippings. Yes, I'm weird. Sue me, okay? Or bite me. I'd prefer the latter.
Uh... bad day so far. I realised that a lot of people I know are entitled fucking assholes who take me for granted. Sometimes I feel like an unappreciated slave.
Hope everyone's well. Looking forward to your kokonut story, Verbal!
Hope you had a great time in Italy, V.
Emily, you're too kind. Or maybe you just don't know me well enough yet.
i appreciate you as a slave, Hannah! Um... that came out wrong... in my defense:
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Quote by MadMartigan
And I'd consider tagging her as a co-author even though she'd say she only offered a particular word to use in place of another, everything else is as is.
i'm tempted to say that it's the only word in the entire story that's worth a shit.
listen, i'll be blunt, this was weird for me, seeing as how blondie really isn't a character so much as she is a younger me - the stories i posted with her name on it are actually autobiographical except that i played the sex up to extremes, in some cases, or just a little bit, in others. so yeah, it was weird being asked, and it was weird reading it, and it's really kind of weird having them published. Honestly, there's about 2 people i would have said yes to - Dancing Doll and Adagio. Obviously, i said no to MM, but he wrote them anyways, and then drugged me and had me sign them off so i'm totally fucked...
seriously, tho, MM's style isn't for everyone, i don't think he'll disagree, but i think he's probably one of the best and most under-rated authors here - dark, weird, druggy, harsh stories that are written in his very unique voice. so, really, read this - they're not easy reads - there's a lot of stuff going on besides just sex (the sex, however, is scortchingly hot, imo).
also, read it out of pity - the poor guy had to deal with my schedule for okaying it, meaning he sent it over and said, well? and i said, dude, it's only been a month, give me a chance, i'm busy with shit - i'll get around to it tomorrow (translation: it'll be at least another week). that all said, i had a great day of reading while he was online and we exchanged emails, about 42 at last count, during the process, and it i enjoyed the experience, as weird as it might be to read yourself through someone else's eyes.
anyways, read it. it's a ride worth taking. also, he's got a comp piece out that deserves a read as well, although i haven't given it one, yet. lol - when i've got bloody time, you wangster! ;)
xx
Blondie.
ps - i'll send you the pic in the spiderman panties tomorrow (translation: sometime before Christmas).
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Quote by Dani
So yeah...this is the Think Tank, where discussions happen. Can we lay off the excessive memes? Create a separate thread for it in another part of the forums if posting Trump memes is that important to you, but it's beyond ridiculous to have page after page of memes and cartoons in threads meant for actual discussions.
Please and thanks.
who died and made you forum mod... oh, wait... nevermind.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I am close friends with an inordinate number of college professors from 3 different universities.
Kids, dogs, and horses love me, even though I don't want any kids of my own.
I live in the 8th snobbiest town in Ohio.
aren't there like only 8 towns in Ohio...?
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Quote by simplyjohn
One gets to an age when the head banging sort of 'music' you listen to is no longer appealing. One looks for something more soothing, powerful at times and stimulating. I admit I didnt start to listen to classical music until I was around 50. Give it a try later this year when you also reach the aforementioned age; you may be very surprised.
i ain't never ever gonna be that old.
3 things... umm...
i can do hand stands but not head stands
i once walked on hot coals in bare feet.
i own a mirror ball - it's hanging from our living room ceiling. it's not full size, btw.
