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Quote by VanGogh
I understand you and some others views about this, but really, having a dormant account should not affect anyone here. This is a waste of time for Gav or someone to comb-out 2 year old stagnant accounts.
Here's a case in point - NaughtyAlice joined in March 2011 and had an unfortunate accident in July 2011 and subsquenty died a year later. She left us with six terrific stories that should not be wiped out. For those whose math skills are rusty .... she has not been online for 6 years. This account is a legacy of her art. No one should decide to remove it because it's stagnant.
People have lives outside of Lush. Some people, particularly those who read and vote/leave comments but are not authors, should not have their accounts deleted, because they have outside Lush lives.
Not everyone looks at Lush as an integral part of their lives .... for some it's just a stop point and then they punt .... but it is definitely a large .... very large .... undertaking to weed the non-voting/comment "dead" accounts. There are more important things to do to improve the Lush site than this.
Van
This.
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Quote by Liz
Binged the fuck out of it in two days and finished the last episode about 2am this morning.
Absolutely loved it! The only thing I hate is having to wait another year for season six.
If you could have a coffee with any character in real life who would it be?
Frieda would be hilarious to swap stories with.
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Quote by Magical_felix
You corrected my "your"? I used it correctly.................................................. You wouldn't say "you are goal". My lord, how idiotic. Like that is super moronic to correct a usage of a word when it's actually correct... That's mindblowingly stupid. And the "skirts" of my mod friends? I am not the mod's favorite, trust me... and that is kinda sexist anyway. The skirts of my mod friends. Their skirts. I'm hiding behind their skirts? Would you say that to a woman? That implies that since I am a man it is less honorable to be protected by a woman. It implies that I am weaker for being protected by a woman. Hiding behind the skirts of my friends... Man... I guess I am lucky. Would hate to be accused of hiding behind the dicks of my fiends.
Please knock it the fuck off. thank you.
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Quote by NOLAHotGal
A non fiction category for stories.
Brandie
Problem with that is there would be a wide variety of genres that fell under non fiction, ie, bdsm, gay, , reluctance, etc, that some people might not want to wade through. I always suggest to writers who write non-fiction to tag it with True Story. Hope that helps.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Eh. In my three-odd years on Lush, I've found that some are entirely not who they claim to be, some are a mix, and some are true keepers.
The only ones that upset me are the ones who post pics claiming to be themselves and the pics are either Photoshopped or taken from an obscure porn site (see: lots of "hotwife" avis and "real" pics in their profiles), and those men who claim to be women and try to write as women. The key word in that last bit being "try".
If someone wants to somehow maintain multiple profiles, I really don't care--I tend to feel more pity than any kind of anger. Me, I have enough going on IRL to maintain one, short, brutally honest profile; if you have the time and dedication to create an entire new persona and then an entire second profile and account for that persona, well, okay, fine by me.
FTR, my avatar is me, but it was born of pure ignorance and laziness--I didn't know that Lush had a stock of stock avatars, and I was too time-pressed to go do a Google Image search that represented "me". So I ran upstairs and took that photo in approximately 45 seconds with a Nokia 810.
all of my avatars are really me - I'm a master (mistress?) of disguise.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Sprite, whatever caused that hitch in your get-along, hope it goes away to stay.
Depression, ptsd, a short break up with the wife, and an attempt at a new med prescription which actually made everything so much worse. getting it all sorted now, although things are still a little unsettled. Moving forward as always, now.
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Hi new girl Dani! Hi regulars! Hi Rumple! Hi Hannah! Hi anyone I missed! I'll have a Hannah. You can take that however you want. ;)
FYI, i was having some issues for a bit, so pretty quiet, but they seem to be sorting themselves out, so hopefully, I'll be around more? Not sure, but working on it!
Be around more if there were free drinks and spankings, btw - hint hint. *sets my best kitty ears on Hannah's head, sits on her lap* mew? *giggles*
FYI, i was having some issues for a bit, so pretty quiet, but they seem to be sorting themselves out, so hopefully, I'll be around more? Not sure, but working on it!
Be around more if there were free drinks and spankings, btw - hint hint. *sets my best kitty ears on Hannah's head, sits on her lap* mew? *giggles* 
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Quote by Dancewithme
I would like the status options augmented to accommodate bi-sexual women. Please add: In an open relationship with [member's name] who agrees that I may still freely enjoy the company of women.
Or for a bi-sexual man...with men.
Can I suggest just adding that in your written bio?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
In addition to using plenty of adverbs and adjective, be sure to over use exclamation points. The is especially true when orgasm are described using many repetitive letters. For instance:
She shrieked, "Ooooooh, yesssssss!!!! I'm coooooommming!!!!!!"
That sort of abuse of the English language will mark the tasteless, talentless author for special recognition.
Using all uppercase letters works even better!
Oh yes!! Oh yes!! OH YESSSS!!! I'm CUMMINGGGGGG!!!
Thanks for all the hard work, Mr l!
