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34. Santa Claus lives in Canada (and don't blame us if you ended up on the Naughty List)


i LIKE being on the naughty list! ;) he does, btw, that's the address kids send card to Santa to - and the postal zone is HOH OHO. smile
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Netherlands: 2001 (my brother celebrated his 15 year marriage to his husband this year).

And we've had tactile markings on our paper money for ages too. And we don't need to keep our cars unlocked as we don't even have polar bears. And one could buy pot here for decades without fear of legal punishment. So where's our thread?


you want me to make you a thread? don't complain about it if i do.
29. Large parts of Canada have less gravity than the rest of Earth. The phenomenon was discovered in the 1960s.
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27. Canada was one of the first countries to legalize same-sex marriages in 2005 (Denmark 2012, Finland 2015, Norway 2009, Sweden 2009)

Same-sex couples could legally enter into a common-law relationship as early as 1999.
26. Canada consumes more macaroni and cheese than any other nation in the world. I'd fit right in!

27. Residents of Churchill, Canada, leave their cars unlocked to offer an escape for pedestrians who might encounter Polar Bears
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I'm afraid Dani will lock it.


i have the power to veto her lock. feel free. i might even get a kick out of it. smile

25. Canada is the World's Most Educated Country: over half its residents have college degrees.
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15. Celine Dion (I mean it!)


*blank stare* i said coolest.
24. An entire Ocean separates it from Scandinavia.
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You want the first 1001 reasons?


sure, but only if you start your own thread. smile
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Does "closest to Scandinavia on the American continent" count?


*face palm* why do you hate me?
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20. Canada’s name comes from a misunderstanding between Jacques Cartier and some Iroquois youth who were pointing out a village (for which they used the word “Kanata”). They were actually trying to identify the small area which is present day Quebec City, but Cartier used the similar-sounding word “Canada” to refer to the whole area. Oops!

21. Proof that Canadians are never in a hurry. Canada officially got its own national flag on February 15, 1965 — almost 100 years after it became a country (in 1867).

22. Of the 5 Normandy beaches attacked by the Allies on D-Day, June 6, 1944, one was taken by the Canadians (Juno beach). (2 by the USA and 2 by the UK.)

23. The border between Canada and the United States is officially known as the International Boundary. At 5,525 miles, including 1,538 miles between Canada and Alaska, it is the world's longest border between two nations. And it is militarily undefended. (And the rumor is that Dancing_Doll stood naked with one foot in Canada and one foot in the United States. I for one, easily believe that.)

Eh.


i'm being ocd today, Buz. smile
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18. Pierre Elliott Trudeau (10x the PM of that smartarsed whippersnapper he sired)



not nearly as hot, tho.
7. LYFBUZ

8. Canada's paper money has tactile markings to assist the visually impaired in identifying denominations.

9. Canada produces 77% of the world's maple syrup.

10. Canada is the garter snake capitol of the world. North of Winnipeg at the Narcisse Snake Dens 10s of 1000s of red-sided garter snakes slither from their dens from mid April to early May
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Only 996 more reasons to go.


would have been 995 if you'd have bothered to post something meaningful.
I'm not allowed to drink coffee. I am allowed to read really well written sexy hot smut. thank god. smile
feel free to join in.

1. Justin Trudeau.

2. Canada consumes the most doughnuts and has the most doughnut shops per capita of any country in the world.

3. Canada is the first country to build a UFO landing pad in St. Paul, Alberta.

4. Basketball was invented by Canadian James Naismith in 1891.

5. Dancing Doll.
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I've suggested this before and it's landed on deaf ears. Used to be a time you didn't know who voted on your writing. Maybe the timeline could reflect someone scored but without saying who it was. Whether we want to acknowledge it or not a lot of people DO return the score you gave them and/or block you whether they think your story deserved it or not.





i've brought this subject up in the back room for discussion. honestly, i am in complete agreement with you. [serious]
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We ban for jokes now?

Really?

I admit I sometimes don't get subtle humor, but considering your position I don't see that as being funny.


really? *rolls eyes* dude. get a sense of humor. sheesh. [serious]
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I also think anyone who gives a score of four or less be automatically blocked from voting. Period ((((giggles!))))





don't even joke about that. i WILL ban you. [humor]
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I think it depends on context and of course the state of the relationship...and I sure hope its being said face to face and not just text messages but for example; two messages:

1) My darling. You are my air. Love you.

2) Hope dinner's on the table when I get home. I love you

Which message would you rather get?


#2 cause i'm freaking starving right now. dinner will be on the table, but it's gonna be half gone before you even pull into the drive way.
fuck it. i love all of you. I. Love. All of you.
not even that much of a SW fan but damn, i was a Carrier Fisher fan. Fuck death in the ass.