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dear body. i love you, and cherish you. i take care of you, i feed you right, i take you out and make sure you're in the best shape you can be in, and this is how you repay me. i am very angry with you right now and, if i could trade you in for a new one (and, under the lemon law, i should be able to) i would do so without hesitation. let that be a warning to you.
Quote by Palidon


Your little subliminal comments have no place here...That just validates the actions.


yeah - next time just say it, girl!
Quote by LYFBUZ


Of course you get the machete, how else are you gonna get my coconut breakfast?


yep. machete will be perfect for slicing your nuts and feeding them to you.
Quote by Master_Jonathan
I don't get suggestions on how to change the plot of a story - most of the suggestions are how to make it read better (thank you Mods!).

Now I occasionally get ideas FOR stories and I will use a conversation I have with someone as the basis of a story (with due permission of course). I have written a few stories as we bounce ideas off each other.


i think you should write more lesbian porn.
Quote by Jen
Well done you two. You're the reason I've had my feet up all month, so cheers to that


i was going to so some modding, but i got distracted...
the only opinion that matters is mine. if i think it's good enough to publish here, i could get straight 1s and i'm not taking it down. you can't please all of the people all of the time. there's only one story that isn't still on lush, and that was an story that couldn't be rewritten after the ban (Future Steph). great story, too, but them's the breaks. smile
depends on the story and the style it's written in. sometimes stories call for a lot of detail, sometimes they don't.
Quote by LYFBUZ
machete and a lusty woman


cool. i'm lusty. i get to have the machete tho. *evil grin*
I've already called in the fbi on this. I am sure we will get to the bottom of this conspiracy soon.
Quote by wiseowl
The Good, The Bad and The Penis


lol - i was just about to post the same thing when i noticed yours!
Quote by Dancewithme


My sentiments about each one of you precisely for all the good it will do me.

However, this thread telling the "world" about the divine Ms. B's writing genius is most gratifying to me as I found her on my own, months ago, and I'm still reading.

It is nice being right about something once in a while.

Yes, Ms. B, that one about the D at the drive through scorched my eyebrows!!



cost you a lot of postage, that's for sure! smile
congratulations, Ms B. and well deserved, i might add smile
my girl friend did herself up as Alice Cooper and wore an Alice in Wonderland dress. Alice Cooper in Wonderland! smile i was a kitty. i know, unimaginative, but i just wanted to be one. silly My wife was Zorro.
maybe you should go with the costume the other 364 days of the year?
Quote by Liz


What can I say, I usually have a mouthful of coochie at the time. biggrin


coochie or cookies?
Quote by curiousKen
I'm sure it is human nature, and I for one wolve watching, and reading about it on here




*giggles*
Quote by Verbal
Well, Ed Harris is definitely human, it turns out.

Is he the co-founder of the park who disappeared?



nope. That's Arnold, and he's dead. or a ghost. Or inside Dolores.