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Quote by MrAvg

One time when I wrote a story I was told never to use "cunt" but that was years ago, maybe times have changed. Thanks Sprite



not sure whoever told you that, but it's never been a policy here. cunt is a staple of an erotic writer's vocabulary.
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cunt works. so does yamyam or vajayjay. or there's always Celeste.
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Her Royal Spriteness
cats are simple things
that like to lay in the sun
or on my tummy
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Her Royal Spriteness
Simple - i'm going to start a story using only emojis - three of them - just continue it with 3 emojis of your own. there is no such thing as a wrong post, btw!

here goes:

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Quote by WannabeWordsmith
and of course the insanely talented Liz.


she's actually insane, as well as insanely talented. *nods knowingly*
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Her Royal Spriteness
When i was... oh, younger,18 or so, and i'd first met the woman i eventually married, she started referring to me as a sprite - small and energetic and in and out of trouble... you get the picture. it stuck as simply Sprite, though mostly it's just the people here who use it anymore, and her, occasionally, when it merits.
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FYI - this thread is being heavily monitored due to the nature of some of these posts.

things that are not allowed on Lush:

racism, hate speech (cultural, personal, religious, gender ID, sexual identity, etc), , , , bigotry. if you think that those are funny subjects, think again.

if you think it crosses one of those lines, err on the side of caution and please do not post. thank you.

sprite.
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Pushing Up Daisies. Loved that show. really should have made it past the two seasons it lasted sad
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by HeraTeleia


At the risk of being kneecapped, I think Jon is talking about accidentally having made the wallpaper on his mum's computer images of a Victoria's Secret model.


no, i got that, but i think he was also trying to post the mentioned pix in this thread, which is what i was referring to.

oh, and as for the knee cap ref, tonight, if you see a blue ford ranger coming down your street, i'd go inside, or at least have the dogs close by ;)
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by ThisPing4U


I think we all feel that way after reading Adi's poem.



I feel the same way.


you can blame me for that
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Quote by jond447

I'm a male who is reserved when it comes to girls.




in order to post pix, Jon, you need to have at least 20 forums posts up - can i suggest you go to the word games, post about that many - they're quick and one easy word posts usually, then you can come back here, edit in your pix smile
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Learned stuff (as in my actual courses, not kinky stuff!).
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a chocolate nutritional shake and 60mg of prednisone. silly
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by allenjames
Can we get rid of the flashing ads? the solid blinking block of color is really annoying -


buying a bronze membership eliminates the ads. other than that, you're out of luck - ads help pay for the servers, and the're not cheap smile
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Hera is an incredibly generous person. plus, she's kinda hot. smile
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Quote by Smoocher
I've "retired" THREE times from same job / employer, and twice out of same truck???


not very good at retiring, it sounds like smile
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Quote by thepanther
Hey can I start new topics on the forums as a free member? if so how?


i think you just answered your own question smile
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Quote by HeraTeleia


I'm not testing it. All I know is that she lives within a day's drive and that as a tall person, being kneecapped is a real fear.


making fun of my size isn't going to help your cause, you know ;)
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Liz


That's true. Otherwise Sprite will fuck you up.

Seen her do it. Not pretty.

*shudders*


i read these you know.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Tangled and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. oh, and Frozen.
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