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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by simplyjohn
1. She cant bowl .. she used a ramp and even then the first time it was the wrong way round .. the staff were not impressed at the dent in the table.
2. I have never implied she incinerates pizza's so I do not know where that rumour started.
3. Sausages are discussed in a different thread; something to do with size I recall
4. I do not remember having my chance .. perhaps I was asleep or having a beer or steak and chips .. I do like most people have my priorities in life.
1. she says you cheated. for the record, denting tables while bowling requires real skill. the staff are just envious.
2. actually, she admitted the whole pizza burning incident that night she came out of the closet. not as a lesbian, btw, but she was actually locked in the closet. okay, i might have locked her in there and made her tell me all sorts of embarrassing things before i'd let her out, but still, she came clean. i mean, about the pizza, not... oh, nevermind.
3. i'm a vegetarian. let's just leave it at that.
4. pretty sure you were busy setting up the awnings on your caravan at the time.
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
I use pics of me. This one in Hawaii. I used a torso pic in the biginning of someone else. It was pointed out by Dani that it wasn't me. So now it's me. All me, such as I am.
i just printed it out so i can draw mustaches and other stuff on it... what? it's a COMPLIMENT. sheesh. some people are just waaaay to serious here.
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Quote by simplyjohn
I have been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very busy lately is was in fact last year ... I must make an effort to check the ol fella still works this month I promise.
Opsey sorry .. Ask the ladies
let me know when it's time to perform the autopsy. and don't worry, we'll give the ol fella a nice memorial and a christian burial - which reminds me, i need to measure him for the casket. 12 inches, right?
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Quote by simplyjohn
We really arent interested but thanks anyway!!
lol.
you're just saying that cause you're not on it. you had your chance, too, but no, you're rather go bowling with that notorious pizza burning wench. fine, but don't come crying to me when your sausage catches on fire. hmm... that came out kind of rude... good, it was meant to
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Quote by simplyjohn
By coincidence there is an article on page 26 of my magazine about awnings .. it says they are a waste of money, invariably not water proof and dont weather well/fade. Suggest you get a large umbrella.
And by the way please stay on topic.
kill joy. okay, fine. yes, i enjoy naughty chat, but only with someone i have a real connection with and even then, only when we're both in the mood. i could make a list, and it would be very short, but i'd embarrass at least one other member, so...
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Quote by simplyjohn
And naughty is? Quite frankly after a while I personally think it becomes rather boring .. I have moved on to private chats about caravan maintenance, cheap car servicing and winter vegetables. The old tackle doesnt wake up but it saves me money and its productive/useful.
reminds me - about that new awning on my caravan we were talking about. think i should to with a fold out side awning or a roll out?
thanks for sharing them brownies 
and owes me candy. 
Her Royal Spriteness
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/would-you-like-ketchup-with-that-2.aspx
i wasn't sure i was ever going to write this - people have asked, tho, and i promised that, if i came up with a story for it, i would, so i did. i think it came out decently, tho nothing every catches the magic of the first one, so... hope y'all ain't disappointed.
i wasn't sure i was ever going to write this - people have asked, tho, and i promised that, if i came up with a story for it, i would, so i did. i think it came out decently, tho nothing every catches the magic of the first one, so... hope y'all ain't disappointed.
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Quote by TheBigLebowski
Just watched "Love Actually" for Christmas, and love "Galaxy Quest"
wow... the Dude is on lush... *swoons*
My wife loves Love Actually, it's kind of a must see every Christmas time. i might be fond of it too - shush - don't tell her i admitted that
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Quote by Ajax
Who snitched on me Toots? I mean someone has to say it every once in a while
I mean one of your fellow moderators told a lush member who was kissing butt she should "just give him a blowjob already" That member happened to be lesbian . Know one said a thing, can you believe that? Instead you moderators are chasing members around accusing them of being racist when, clearly they are not . Then blow the doors of the DRAMA LAMA and prohibit them from writing stories ever again on your precious failing site.
If Your not targeting people you don't like on lush. You moderators are running around on other sites stalking and harassing former lush members with your bullshit.
https://spongie369.wordpress.com/2014/09/29/lush-stories-still-discriminates-against-indians/comment-page-1/#comment-139 Here you are, SPITE.
https://matthewvettblog.wordpress.com/2013/07/01/douchey-mods-at-lush-stories/
Here, some more lush mods leading the charge on someone else's blog lol .
. I'm almost certain that anyone who doesnt fit into your little clique meets that description you posted. But, In all honesty, YOU DON"T Know me very well . Arent't you supposed to be keeping this to a pm?
That's what Dani says anyway.
That's the 2nd time you cursed at me ghetto girl. Now i know you have a bunch of issues and problems How could i not know, you air that shit publicly all the time. But, have you ever considered that you've deserved what's come your way?? Bad things happen to bad people, just the way it goes. For whatever reason i just get the impression that out in the real world you're neither a good person or a very nice person.
Regardless of all the hardship and misfortune you openly post in your project pitty party thread i don't really feel sorry for you.
I think if you told your life story to the 5 year old boy who they brought into my work place, who was locked in a large dog cage, burns all over his body including his testicles from cigars , cigarettes. Badly malnourished to the point of just skin and bones , I think he'd laugh and call you a whiny bitch . Then ask you to take a look at what his Foster parents did to him.
You can hate me and call me as many names as you want just remember one thing. Atleast i don't have to go thru life being you. I have a hunch you have a lot more coming your way. Not a threat , has nothin to do with me. Bad things follow bad people.
We all come here for different reasons . My reason is just to piss you off. Not a difficult thing to do when your targets are broken, shattered such as yourself. Have a nice life bitch ;)
Thank you for reinforcing my original statement. if, as you claim, your reason for being here is to piss me off, i'm going to have to give you a A for effort yet, ultimately, a failing grade. at best, your opinion of me is amusing as well as completely off base. that said, you're certainly welcome to it. hope that your little tirade made you feel powerful and good about yourself. as for hating you, why waste the energy? i have much better things to be passionate about.
best wishes,
sprite.
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Quote by KuriousBaby
Thank You. I posted the story yesterday without a link. I did do a copyright message. Am I able to post a link if I decide to write Chapter 2? Also I forgot to add the words Chapter 1 in the title is that an issue when I uploaded it to the moderator last night?
yes, you can post a link if you decide to write chapter two - also, at that time, if you wish to add 'chapter one' you can edit it in, no extra charge.
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words tied together with string and bones,
feathers and stones,
pulled from the heart
until you're pulled apart
and reassembled like a jigsaw,
so pure, so real, so raw,
love and hate, joy and fear
words that dredge up a forgotten tear
words that make you think and feel
and turn emotion into something real
tangible clouds of creativity
(when asked about relativity
Einstein admitted he'd made it up
pulled some words from an empty cup
and strung them together, trying to explain
the rambling that bounced around inside his brain)
you ask what is poetry, this my reply
and i wrote all this without being high!
feathers and stones,
pulled from the heart
until you're pulled apart
and reassembled like a jigsaw,
so pure, so real, so raw,
love and hate, joy and fear
words that dredge up a forgotten tear
words that make you think and feel
and turn emotion into something real
tangible clouds of creativity
(when asked about relativity
Einstein admitted he'd made it up
pulled some words from an empty cup
and strung them together, trying to explain
the rambling that bounced around inside his brain)
you ask what is poetry, this my reply
and i wrote all this without being high!
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Quote by KuriousBaby
I have a question. I am not sure if this is the right spot to post it. I writing a story, and my question is if I am writing an email in the story is it best to write it in email form? Example: Subject: then Dear or To X or if you are writing in first person can you say I received an email from X? If X replies do you do it in email form as well? Example: Reply: To M or no? I keep changing it, and I don't know what is the proper way. This will be my first story I will be submitting, and I am very nervous.
First off, don't be nervous. easy to say, i know (btw, some of the more experienced writers here still get nervous when submitting a story - you're in good company). Just give it your best and, if there are issues, we will explain them to you and give you to the tools to work through them.
secondly, there's not really one set way of doing it - it's all up to you, style wise - some people go for ultra realism, ie, they write out the email just as it would look if an email was actually sent. that said, my preference would be this, were i to be writing such a story.
Janet opened up the email from James and read carefully through it, her heart beating nervously against her ribs.
Dear Janet, it read. I really enjoyed our time at the circus last night. I'd love to get together again.
She sighed happily, recalling the cotton candy they'd shared. Taking a deep breath, she typed out a response, and hit send before she could change her mind.
Dear James, you make me feel like singing on a hillside like Julie Andrews in that sound of music movie. xoxo, Janet.
Then, that out of the way, she went back to teaching Trixie, her pet elephant, to waltz.
- hope that helps
