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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Liz


Sprite:


Damn, Straight. even looks like we have a decent team this year. prepare to be whupped and sent home crying!
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Deep Water Slang by Zion I
Rocket to Russia by The Ramones
Northern Exposure by Sasha and Digweed
Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Tangled Soundtrack
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Quote by Dani

you have more of an opportunity to feel someone out.


or up.
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Quote by Gandhi59
there is a sauna right around the corner from me is it a good place to start and what should i expect once i get in there?


i'm wondering how much trouble i'll be in if i answer "steam"? biggrin
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Quote by gav


What time is this showing? Can we nominate members to be pooed?





i'll take suggestions and set up a cam to video it for you.
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Quote by gav


yes but your images wont shit on people as they fly over head. i'm looking at you Mr Pelican.


be really cool if they did, tho. could post flying monkey images and they could actually fling poo at other members.
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like when geese fly from the arctic to warmer climes to mate?
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


That's a hard no on everything. Let me know when you're over this phase you're going through.


gonna be an old man by then, Jacko.
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Quote by clum


Make it ten and you're on.


mine go to 11.
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how about a mash up? has to fulfill 3 different catagories.
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Quote by Magical_felix


Because that's not right to do to a guy you marauder.


so, not into the whole equality thing, then? probably won't let me peg you, either. shame, really.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix
I like pissing in a girl's mouth then making her laugh so it comes out of her nose. It's my second favorite sex act.


i do the same thing to guys. for some reason, they get uptight about it.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket


My favourites are:-

trinket

She's really good.


too bad she's one of those lesbians.
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Quote by Magical_felix


One of the character's mental disorder is that he thought everyone was a machine, philistine.


you sure about that? damn. going to have to read it again now. and, for the record, i've never been to the phillipines.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


This is what I'm talking about... What does this all mean? It's crazy talk. What four posts? Who is mommy? Machines...like in One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest?


i don't remember machines in OFOTCN. there was a yacht, tho. and a water fountain. Danny DeVito was in it, btw.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Weavindreams


Which while thoroughly confused by the request... I did oblige.


*taps you on the head with my fairy wand* i hence forth name you Sir Captializes Random Words In Forum :Posts. Rise, Sir Knight.
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Quote by Magical_felix


I wasn't being abusive...you were.


i thought that was me, only i'm not angry. usually. on occasion. once in June. of 1996. for an hour. okay, never mind.
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Quote by Weavindreams


????? Apology? OK I'm sorry I gave you credit for removing the abusive part of several of his posts, as that was what I had previously thanked you for "doing" when I mistakenly THOUGHT it was you since you WERE also posting on the thread at the time. Although I must admit that I'm hard put to understand WHY, that's something I should NEED to "apologize" for.ERy6ANCr2ecZLcPp


because i asked you to. which part of Her Royal Spriteness do people not get? i'm a princess!
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Quote by Weavindreams


Now tell them about the four posts Sprite cleaned up for you, or ask them to go back and have a look at WHEN I got upset. And YOUR POST that preceded it. LIAR!


still waiting for an apology, btw.
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Quote by Nikki703


OMG!!! I knew you liked the Ramones but never dreamed you liked The Damned!! Now if it wasn't for that other stuff you like.


i thought you knew i was cool! what other stuff, you talking about my disney soundtracks aren't you! Let it go, let it go *Giggles* biggrin
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Quote by Weavindreams


Now tell them about the four posts Sprite cleaned up for you, or ask them to go back and have a look at WHEN I got upset. And YOUR POST that preceded it. LIAR!


for the record, i haven't cleaned up a single post here for anyone.
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Quote by Nerdy_Castle
How has everyone been doing?


doing okay. i have a month off between classes right now, so i'm trying to keep myself busy. still on meds, which are good for my mood, and bad for my creativity. hope you're doing well, yourself, Ms Castle
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not sure who Captain Obvious is, btw, but i do know who Captain Sensible is!
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Quote by SereneProdigy
You guys are all so wrong: this is fundamentally a website dedicated to cocks.

Writing about cocks, talking about cocks, showing your cock, comparing cocks, admiring cocks, it's all about the beauty and elegance of the male organ. The stories, forums and chatrooms are only a mean to an end, nothing else.

Think of it that way: LushStories wouldn't have gathered 250,000 members if it wasn't all about cocks.




i thought it was all about the pussy. damn. when you're wrong, you're wrong.
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Quote by Weavindreams


Congratulations Captain obvious... now what percentage of said stories are true? A VERY FEW comparatively speaking... which means that those readers who come here do so too? INDULGE IN FANTASY as they read those stories. FAR from proving me wrong you've only proven that you argue with me solely to impress people with your "intelligence" as there is no way you can bring yourself to concede to even the most glaring truth. Which is? WITHOUT the sexual fantasy which IS the main thing provided by this site... would NEVER have survived this long.


no, actually, without some incredibly talented writers, a hard working group of mods, a visionary boss, a first rate tech monkey, and a lot of really great members, this site wouldn't have survived this long. the whole sexual fantasy thing is waaaay down on the list.

btw, all of my stories are true.
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