Quote by thesexynun
So did she stay or did she go?
Anyone else hearing this song...;)
if you say that you are mine,
i'll be here til the end of time
so you gotta let me know...
should i stay or should i go?
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I've only been with a couple guys who had a problem with it, and knew they had the problem. Most guys who have sex with me for the first time seem to cum faster than they want to, but they usually blame me!
probably most of the girls, too ;)
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Quote by seeker4
I like both sprite and Katie's ideas. The latter especially, given what could be done with it using modern fx and an A-list cast.
Remaking Creature from the Black Lagoon is an idea that's been around for decades and has never come to fruition (I think Clive Barker of Hellraiser fame was attached at one point in the eighties). ScarJo is good in almost everything she's in and would be a good choice (and I'm not just saying that because she'd be wearing a swimsuit in it).
actually, i would prefer her without a swimsuit on, if ya know what i mean
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Quote by stormdog100
Oh, get over your hangups, woman! I mean, jeez, some people...
once, i accidentally touched some cum. i was traumatized - took years of therapy to get over it. i still wear gloves whenever i'm around guys i suspect might have cum recently - or when signed into Lush.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I do my laundry everyday so I think I'm safe there. I do usually sleep with just sheets though. If you're extra careful, the possibilities are endless. Just don't let me catch you, restraining orders are an ugly ordeal.
Sometimes, when you're at work, I like to lay my head on your pillow and imagine that it's your bare chest. Then I pee on it to mark my territory.
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Quote by stephanie
Would it be possible, Just Once, for somebody to mention my name without using the terms 'insane' 'Irish' and 'twat'?
JUST FUCKING ONCE!
xx SF
Steph; lovliest, sweetest, funniest man i know. an amazing writer, a philosipher, believe it or not, and a gentleman.
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Quote by stephanie
Rachel is clever enough to make a POETRY joke... (Which normally I'd appreciate...)
But once again, it's ALL-OUT war...
xx SF
lol - who fired the first shot this time? it wasn't me, unless you're still mad about me bouncing that shoe off your noggin, if it WAS you, early this morning. sounded like a tom cat with it's tail caught.
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Rach: Steph, are we gonna get into another dust up?
Steph: What are you even talking about, Rae? I have no idea. Perfectly innocent post.
Rach: Not talking about your post. You were banging on my door at 4 in the morning again last night, serenading my wife.
Steph: I was not! I was in bed, asleep.
Rach: Well, whoever it was attempted to rhyme 'lovely breasts' with 'dying breaths'.
Steph: That does sound a bit like me, come to think of it...
Steph: What are you even talking about, Rae? I have no idea. Perfectly innocent post.
Rach: Not talking about your post. You were banging on my door at 4 in the morning again last night, serenading my wife.
Steph: I was not! I was in bed, asleep.
Rach: Well, whoever it was attempted to rhyme 'lovely breasts' with 'dying breaths'.
Steph: That does sound a bit like me, come to think of it...
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
After I saw Sprite, Buz and Nymphwriter entered I thought why bother. But I'll probably enter to just prove I'm a hopeless optimist.
oh, shush - you have just as much a chance of winning as anyone. i always give comps my best shot, even if i know there's no chance in hell i'll win - my last one didn't even place, for the record, in the top 10