Quote by Magical_felix
Thread protest poetry? Sounds like a drag but to each their own.
Quote by stephanie
Rather Incredibly, Comrade Betty Button found a DEMO version of the song. First track, 'Railway Station':
http://fanningsessions.wordpress.com/2013/09/03/the-candyshop-session/
(And you lot think I make it all up... Tsk... Tsk...)
xx SF
Quote by ChrissieLecker
Just a fleeting thought that has entered my mind for the third time now, so I'll share it, even though I really feel bad about possibly adding to Gav's pile:
With the number of new categories it has become incredibly difficult to get the Omnium badge, so how about a "light version" to encourage diversity in writing. Perhaps awarding a "Versatile" badge if an author has stories in 20 categories, which would be a little more than half of the existing ones? This might be doable for some of the authors here and push them to leave their chosen nesting places occasionally ;)
Quote by ChrissieLecker
Why do I feel the urge to ask: "Gee, sprite, what do you want to do tonight?"
Are beatings reserved for moderators?
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Quote by ChrissieLecker
Now the whole time difference thing on the forum makes sense to me. It has all been your long-going nefarious plan to trap us unsuspecting writers into never being able to successfully submit our stories ever again! Hah, admit it!
Quote by Magical_felix
In my experience, right after a woman tells me she loves me, it is the perfect time to ask her to "borrow" a large amount of money. They just can't say no.
btw? still pissed at you. now, accept my friend request so i can give you shit in private, please. 
Quote by Truemalduke
In my experience, message boards and websites tend to not have standards of accountability of wrongdoing when it comes to staff. Not saying that is the case here, but specifically saying that in rules stated can give that impression. This is beside the point though.
As for my own personal issues, forget it. It doesn't matter.
Quote by nicola
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
(yes, i really AM trying to get fired. this is a crap job, anyways. my boss is mean, my co-workers call me 'fairy bitch' behind my back, and the pay SUCKS. plus, people are mean to me! now, where the hell did that case of tequila go...?). 
Quote by Truemalduke
Indeed. The idea that anyone, regardless of status, is beyond reproach has never sat well with me. The rules as stated certainly seemed to imply that. I may have some grievances but nothing worth wasting my rage on. In most cases its cathartic, but in this instance its pointless.
Quote by Truemalduke
So, you don't want to hear rage about the staff... but what if someone caused a legit grievance who happens to be staff? You can rage but not hurt feelings. Interesting. I wonder what Tyler would say about that.
Quote by RejectReality
With all the stories being under 1k words, it doesn't take long to read them, and I ran into the time limit between votes on the second one as I started reading my way through the entries.
Anyone know how long it is, so I know how long to wait before starting the next story?
Quote by Dudealicious
Why that's an easy one, it's Chuck Norris. It's always Chuck Norris isn't it?
Give me a thumbs up if you agree.
