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Quote by ColletteXx
How about an autoscroll? So you can read a story and the page automatically scrolls down as you read? Sometimes it's a bit difficult to use the mouse if your hands are ummmm busy!!! *blush*


busy eating dinner, right? *giggles*
best: getting married

worst: thoughts of suicide (not related to the marriage thing, btw!) smile
Quote by daddysweetheart
I LOVE him ..and don't be scared..silver ..I love you!
smile

the end



please re-read the rules. thank you.
Quote by Dani


Yes, a pulse is number one.

But there are things like penises and front teeth that add variety and complexity.



i'm a big fan of teeth too.
a pulse helps. i mean, there's other things, but that's pretty much up at the top of the list.
funny, i can't find any Disney dvds anywhere. it's all just porn and stuff...
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'll go with 2 4 1 3 5

Specifically, I think the underside of where 2 and 4 meet is the most sensitive spot, no? At least that's what I learned in Dick School.

While you're obviously not going to neglect any part of the dick, I think 3 and 5 are nowhere near as important as 2, 1 and 4.


was that where you learned to surf? *gigglefit*
Lush (the company, not the site) makes a series of lip tints/glosses that are pretty much all i wear. Snow Fairy and The Kiss are my go tos. and they are animal testing free. smile

sorry. thought we were talking bread crust here...
Quote by simplyjohn



Just where does that figure of 30% come from may I ask KK?


top secret scientific study (ie. made up).
Quote by Nikki703



So True!! Why is it that Miley is vilified for her actions when Madonna was called a cutting edge performer and praised for going against the norm during her hey day?. And some of things she did were much more racy considering the time.

The only things Miley is guilty of is smoking a little weed, having questionable taste in clothes and being worth about $150 Million.


i got the first two covered. working on #3... dang, gonna take a lot of twerking to hit even $1 mil...

honestly, sounds like a bunch of jealousy to me. don't forget, she's what, 21? grown up in the spotlight - she's doing all the same stuff i did when i was young and you know what? it was fun. you SHOULD just have fun and do stupid shit when you're that age - the fact that she's making money doing it is kind of a bonus, ya know?
pegasi (plural of pegasus) have feathers. unicorns have horns. Pheonix's have flames. and yeah, i was fully thinking this was going to be a thread about the Hatachi too.


btw, to answer the OPs question? His gender.
Quote by Buz
No thanks, I'm straight.


that's what they all say, until... *giggles and runs*
Quote by MadMartigan
She knows who Woody is!


he's the sherriff (woody) in toy story! duh! smile
Quote by countrygirl58
I think he really needs a reality check. Can I name a song of his heck no.


Gold digger. Diamonds from Sierra Leon. Touch the Sky. Homecoming. Hey Mama. hope that helps. btw, i can't name a single song by Josh Grobin or Il Divo. doesn't mean they're not amazing. just not what i listen to. I think i know a couple of Johnny Cash songs, and one of two of the bigger country songs, but again, that's about it. means nothing. just a thought.
I wanted to write a poem about true love
And found myself sweeping the floor
Washing the dishes
Cooking breakfast
Making the bed
Folding socks
Hanging shirts
And each time I paused
Picked up a pen
And struggled with words to tell you how I feel, I failed
So I kept at it
Dusting the shelves
Taking out the garbage
Cleaning the mirrors
Wiping down the counters
Not because it mattered to me
But because it matters to you
The page is still blank but my poem is done.
i can kind of go with a a thick... wait, are we talking fingers here, or...what? penises??? you don't really put THOSE up there, do you? NOOOOO!
Quote by daddysweetheart


Yikessss.sorry..

Scampers off back to my mouse hole..

Hides back in the shadows.......

Ok... :


just don't fuck up again. ever. i have a taser.
Not all gifts come neatly wrapped in ribbons. From Blondie's Christmas Story. The line came as an after thought and it really hit home just perfectly.
Quote by adele


yes, I have seen that option, but the search for posted by was really good when trying to find one of your own older posts, or someone else's for that matter. I always thought it worked pretty well. rather than remove it, why didn't they fix it?


we tried. it was an issue, if i recall, the was inherent in the software or something and Gav would have had to strip the entire site down in order to address it.
oh, yeah. it's easy, actually. for me, if a relationship is over, it's usually cause they did something that put them down on the bottom rung of the ladder, right below pond scum. that's the rung i wipe my shoes off on if i've stepped in dog shit. i don't really care for dog shit so yeah, the love, at that point, is gone.
Quote by KittenCupcake
Hello... you may not know me, I'm new, but a little birdy told me this was the place to go to suggest improvements and such...

I would love to post some stories along with my poems, but I'm finding that none of mine meet the 3,000 word minimum. Is there any chance you could add in a category like Flash Erotica or something?

Thank you for reading and considering my request... any comments from other members are, obviously, welcome...

KittenCupcake
(AKA Aria)


it's a 3000 character minimum, which means about 600 words, actually.
Quote by Dani


Precisely!

We don't choose our favorite flavor of ice cream...our favorite flavor of ice cream chooses US!


i don't much care for ice cream...