just... stop fucking with us, universe. it's not funny anymore. it never was.
it looks good in movies (Across the Universe). in real life, it's incredibly impractical and it doesn't sound like it would be pleasurable. might be something to do on a dare for a laugh or to get onto youtube, but yeah, what Felix said.
we have a home page? *looks confused*
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold..."
Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
quite honestly, it depends on my mood, if it's solo play or with my girl, on line play, etc. i know, i am SO helpful!
kids are bullied for many reasons. their parents are gay is one of them. they have red hair is another. they are fat, they are thin, they have a high voice, they are short, they are tall, they have a lisp, they read, they play an instrument, they are good at math, because they are pretty, because they are ugly, because a teacher likes them, etc. bullies don't bully kids because their parents are gay. they bully them because they are bullies and simply pick a reason, any reason, to do so. that's just how it is.
i even make my dildos wear condoms - you never know!