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just... stop fucking with us, universe. it's not funny anymore. it never was.
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NO chain saws, NO log chippers.


you disappoint me - seriously, nothing says kinky like a log chipper! *giggles*
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yeah what u guys say is true but tell me if it was possible will the idea turn u on???


not really - i mean, it's really not my kind of thing - i'm a little water shy, honestly, and would probably just end up panicking and climbing out of the pool.
it looks good in movies (Across the Universe). in real life, it's incredibly impractical and it doesn't sound like it would be pleasurable. might be something to do on a dare for a laugh or to get onto youtube, but yeah, what Felix said.
i kind of like buying them - i don't tend to go to the little hole in the wall places, btw - i prefer more upscale places where the staff is friendly, you can ask questions and you can get good product - Good Vibrations in SF sort of spoiled me. honestly, i'm pretty much at ease buying sex toys - there's even a little thrill that goes along with it, like, Hey, look what i'm getting! it's kinky! that said, the internet has became more convenient to buy them - one click shopping, but it is nice with sex toys to be able to actually do a little hands on, or at least a visual hands on, before you buy. smile
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I actually have to correct people about my age because when I was younger they assumed I was older and now that I'm older they assume I'm younger.

But even if I did have to lie, why would my age change sexual orientation? Age is a number...numbers can't be gay, can they?

Does the gay version of yourself have a different age than the straight version of yourself? If so, how/why?

I may be over complicating this, but I seriously don't get it.


here, let me explain it to you with a song...

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold..."

Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
quite honestly, it depends on my mood, if it's solo play or with my girl, on line play, etc. i know, i am SO helpful!
The Soraya, no contest. i mean, they're all amazing (we have 4 ) but yeah, we both agree that, if we had to pare it down to only one, that would be the one. and yeah, like Coco says, they've spoiled us. pretty much wouldn't even consider going elsewhere for vibrating toys.
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Got to love your answers... you always make me laugh


don't laugh at batman, he will KICK your ass. *nods*

kids are bullied for many reasons. their parents are gay is one of them. they have red hair is another. they are fat, they are thin, they have a high voice, they are short, they are tall, they have a lisp, they read, they play an instrument, they are good at math, because they are pretty, because they are ugly, because a teacher likes them, etc. bullies don't bully kids because their parents are gay. they bully them because they are bullies and simply pick a reason, any reason, to do so. that's just how it is.
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for you .. you can have 640, 740, 840 and 940 too smile ... oh btw is it a free bar or not?


still not sure - checking into it - if it is, tho, you are SO my drinking partner! smile
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Dude how do you have all these beautiful babes fan-girling you? I would just be happy if I had a readership. Congratulations man. Keep doing it.


cause he's totally hot! and talented, as well. smile
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It's warm in Florida in the winter


it's hot in seattle in the winter too - at least in our bedroom ;)
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I would be scared of her Sicilian side... LOL


what do you think attracted me to her in the first place, silly? ;)
i even make my dildos wear condoms - you never know!
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Shhhhh.... what would Kate say if she heard you? LOL


ha! we always share - she might be up for a threesome if it happened ;)
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is that good or bad? lol


it made me laugh, so i think it's good smile btw, the girl with the vest was cute... i need to get in touch... *giggles*
i love muff! umm... that's what you meant, right?
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I agree, there are lots of things to fight for, but if we do not fight for ourselves... who will?


BATMAN WILL! *nods* i know cause he told me!
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LMAO... did you watch the video?


not yet - i am worried that, if i do, i'll suddenly turn straight... once i accidentally touched a straight guy and i like had to wear flannel and doc marten's for a week so i didn't go over to the dark side!
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If willies and vaginas were allowed as avatars, I would never have joined Lush. Some people may say that's a good thing. They can bog off.

Part of Lush's appeal for me was that I could read about and explore sex in written form without being freaked out by certain pictures and subjects that are thankfully not allowed. Lush is changing and growing, and whilst there are certain aspects of that I'm not happy or comfortable with, it happens. I hope this particular rule won't change. .


what do you have against Vegans named William? *sticks out tongue at you*
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Don't hate me for this but at the moment I am vehemently opposed to gay men adopting. I realise I'm setting myself up as a target but it is a strongiy held opinion that it isn't in the best interest of a child.


so, it's better for the kids to get placed into the foster system?