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my wife just cut out the middle man and had me micro-chipped. smile
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You want me to go on another Santa rant, don't you?


look, we get it - he didn't bring you a pony or whatever. get over it. sheesh.
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Well, the 1000 limit when it came in hit me pretty hard. If I hadn't been turning down maybe 75% of my friend requests over the last 6 months or so, I'd have probably had twice that many... yeah, I know, way too many, but people just kept asking, and it was so hard to say no, especially when they said how much they liked my stories - what writer could possibly resist that sort of come-on?

Anyway, after some drastic and fairly random deleting, I got things down below the limit. But (on behalf of the many Anniemaniacs out there) - no more limits please!


*nods* i spent several days trimming down to 999 - at present, in order to add anyone, i have to delete someone, just so people are aware and don't take it personally if they suddenly get dropped or aren't added upon request.
in my experience, Sprite and semen do not mix. *giggles*
omg, no! segregation? that's such an ugly concept. no matter what the intent, it would feel more like an iternment camp for gays. at best it would lead to an attitude of "us and them" - in my opinion, that's going in the wrong direction.
both are important to me, i will admit.... if it was a hard choice, tho, i can't imagine living with someone who didn't have a whole lot going up stairs.
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Rachel sweetie, once again congratulations... by the way, you mentioned that Kate looks amazing in red, what color would you wear if you had the chance to repeat it?


i had a dream dress picked out, but it was really only that. it was white. here's the picture.



otherwise, i look good in blues, preferably lighter shades - if i could get the above in a pale blue, it would be perfect.
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Maybe you're at a party and see her tied to the bed wearing only a blindfold. She would never know who you were.


umm... is she there because she wants to be or did someone leave her there? sorry, i'm not going to assume (i can answer this, cause i'm into girls, so i think it's kosher) that she WANTS me to fuck her. even if i was interested, i would ask first and make sure i have consent to do so.
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You can go now.



MY fingers aren't broken...

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And you guys let this thread make it to page three without this gem?

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YOU guys? i suppose your finger was broken so that you couldn't post it, then?
we got married last december in Seattle... we'd kind of talked it out, and wanted family to be there, and had a date set, but with the holidays (it was right before christmas) and family and work, adding a wedding to it just kind of put the stress level thru the roof, so... ended up just dressing warm, driving down town with a few friends, and doing the deed with no fanfare. really, in retrospect, it wouldn't have made any difference if we'd dressed up, down a party, decorated, or anything - it would have been no more magical then that moment - colors, dresses, that stuff you forget, but you never forget that moment, at least i won't. smile

btw, had we done it fancy, i'd have gone for it being colorful - no black and white.... my wife looks amazing in red heart
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So literally no one has posted the Humpty Hump?




i've been too busy doing the humpty hump
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I'll need to run blood tests then. Music lyrics in general have a lot in common with litterature/poetry. A song (of any style), is basically a poem with music. That's why I love music too.


you need to check out Russell Simmon's Def Jam Poetry series - it's spoken word, it totally will rock your world. or it should.
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Quit being a sucka MC.


coming from the whackest part of town trying to rap but you can't get down
let me serenade the streets of LA from oakland to sacktown
the BA and back down cali is where they put they mack down
give me love, baby

ain't no hip hop thread without GrandMaster Flash.

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Ok, what do I need to do to become a true hip hopper then? Show me the way dear Sprite. I already bought a golden chain, I'm practicing my 'Yo!', and painted my car pink (I can't afford a gold-plated Lamborghini). What else?

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i don't know. maybe it's in the blood? i grew up surrounded by it, so a lot of it stuck - not even hard core, some people live and breath it. it's about the rhymes and rhythms... maybe it's why i started writing, or maybe, because i write, it drew me in more? and no, it's not about the fashions, that's just such an ugly stereotype, please.