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Quote by ImYourHuckleberry
Okay... I may be weird on this one.... But I love when a girl (with long hair) puts said hair in a pony and wears a baseball cap with it cascading out the back of it... Total turn on..... Of course I only like girls with long hair...



that's actually a cute look, yeah, i get it, totally. smile
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Quote by jollylolly

I'm a total anal slurp slut for guys with beards.owWCNCYeAC4Grii9


and i can totally respect that
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as part of the happy and running free and well cared for pig.
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Quote by Sinful_Asiaa

You know what? You're absolutely correct.. I shouldn't have said decent, I should have said that some females do not like providing this to males.


in all seriousness, Sinful, what you are experiencing here is the joys of feedback when you come in here and go judgmental - there is a huge difference between saying 'i don't like this, it's gross to me' and 'i don't like this, i think that anyone who does it is gross'. you might want to think about the difference between those two statements a bit before you go and post something else - really, i don't like guys with beards, but to label all guys with a beards as creepy and gross wouldn't be too cool, right?
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Quote by jollylolly


I guess the ridiculousness of "anal slurp sluts" didn't clue you in that I was joking? Silly goose.HQnRIVuCnwqe3a0i


you just totally dissed my new nickname as ridiculous! This means WAR! *gives you a reverse wedge, giggles, hides in the tuperware drawer*
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Quote by crazydiamond


Ha ! Another genius cow to solve all the world's faults.


i'm changing my name to 'anal slurp slut sprite' - it has a ring to it, don't you think?
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Quote by Sinful_Asiaa
Umm, this question is just ... ugh nasty. Not one DECENT female wanna be licking around some dudes asshole .. you SHIT out of there dude. Thats disgusting , and I might step on some toes when I say this but if you're a man and you like getting rim jobs then you're gay .. point blank period .. you dont need us to lick around your shit hole .. get a dude for that .. maybe you can 69 with that nasty shit . I just got chills thinking about that . Ewwe , wtf .


how about another girl's asshole? is that cool with you? and if it's a girl giving a man a rim job, does that still make him gay? what about a girl giving a girl a rimjob? are they straight then? and really, what's wrong with being gay, anyways? all very important questions, i think. oh, btw, yes, i am nasty like that.
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Quote by Magical_felix


Well good, your posts are lame and boring. I see it as doing Lush a favor if it means less of your posts. Although I have a feeling you wouldn't have posted in this thread if I hadn't posted in it first. Ironic... Just saying.


Children’s Fairyland, sadly, is off limits to adults unless accompanied by a child, something I have often thought was an industry waiting to happen; rent a child. For a small fee you could borrow a child long enough to get through the front gates and enjoy the cornucopia of fairy tale hovels and creatures while sneaking off the beaten path to get high, something I’ve always jokingly considered but have never actually done.
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there's a small town in california that doesn't exist anymore, although it's got a population of 59 and most of them work at the bicycle repair shop. my uncle's been there. he got a tattoo of a mermaid with a goats head on his left shoulder. there's a small garden there, too, only it's not small, it's it's made of glass and tarzan used to live there until the apes all moved to Italy. i used to go there a lot when i was small.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


There's nothing gay or metro about taking care of your skin.


actually, guys, here's a hint... it's nice to be with a guy who takes care of his skin, isn't dirty, greasy, have a bit of an odor, whose lips are nice to kiss, not broken or rough, and who looks good with the lights on, also, who cares enough about him self to take care of his skin. doesn't have to be crazy, but it is usually a sign that they take care of them selves all over, eat healthy, excersize, and keep a good positive attitude - those are all very sexy to me. smile
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Quote by Dancing_Doll


So, what did you end up doing last night? Inquiring minds want to know (colours and techniques) - and whether you painted each others nails naked.

How did you like the a-Englands? Hope they arrived in time for your girly slumber party. smile


so, as i told you, yes, the a-englands arrived biggrin Dragon, Princess Subra, Order of the Garter, She walks in Beauty, and the top and base... omg, i need the rest of the Quotes line (right after my 5 boxes of KBShimmer arrive - that's another post, btw... ) so... yeah, 3 hours of sitting around in our Pajamas being ridiculously girly (and having a couple of hits off a joint - hello, 1999) i ended up with alternating Garter tipped with Beauty and Beauty tipped with Garter, toes and fingers - and i don't care what it sounds like, i want to go sit out in the sunshine in my underwear and sunglasses and drink mai tais. smile

umm... the nakedness, btw, was after the polish dried and probably better off in a private PM than a public thread... the a-england is really nice! had to do a second coat with the beauty to get it how i wanted it, but it's smoother then i thought it would be, just like the pixie dust was, and i am totally sold in using it as a staple for my collection and will probably get more by them. smile
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Quote by Shylass


I was merely expressing my opinion on that part of the forum. I said the people who are into that will love it, and I am well within my rights not to.


Just because I express my opinion regarding a current trend (the new forum area), it doesn't mean that I judge the people who enjoy it, or would say they shouldn't have it. I don't care who started it, it's just a trending subject I currently find annoying and am unable to hide on a permanent basis.




oh, yeah, totally within your rights, tho really, look at it a bit differently, why? all the threads on here and i'm thinking to myself, yeah, it's probably pretty safe to take a shot at the fashion thread, cause it's shallow. everyone loves entertainment, and taking a shot at the LGBT thread wouldn't look good, but fashion? yeah, totally fine. i'm not sure how it's so in your face that it would annoy you so? are you getting all the posts on your timeline or something? i'm seriously trying to help you out here, btw, not being a bitch - but really, there are TONS of posts in the gaming section and i am never bombarded by them, so maybe it has to do with something in your settings that you can change? other then that, it's just one little section on a page, looks the same as any other section save for the name and i'm not really sure how it's annoying, quite honestly. maybe i'm just being blonde today.
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Jack in the box - for the record, i go there for the Milkshakes, and sometime get fries. it's the only time i even step foot into a fast food place and those are the only things i get - it happens about once a month. strawberry, for those curious. smile
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i answered this as i would pertaining to real life as opposed to being here on lush, where i am a big flirt and i really did score a 5.

ou may or may not have the skills necessary to flirt, but either way you don't employ them on a regular basis. Perhaps you turned on the charm in the past, but are now in a committed relationship and don't feel the need - or you reserve your attention only for deserving objects. Flirting is simply a personal choice - for some it's an occasional pursuit, for others it's an Olympic sport. The most important thing is that you are happy with your ability to flirt - if you know you've got what it takes but chose not to or simply don't care, that's no problem. If, however, you wish you could engage in some harmless (or not so harmless) flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters? Choose a day when you're feeling particularly charismatic and give it a go…you'll likely be surprised at the results. If nothing comes of it, keep trying. Practice makes perfect!
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Pfffft... I taught you how to "Google a Giggle" and I beat you at Anal Bead Tug-O-War.

Speaking of... Where is my prize of previously mentioned promised panties?


as i have told you on more then one occasion (my words somewhat muffled by your luscious thighs) as soon as i start wearing them again, you'll be the first to know.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
GAH!! My biggest peeve at the moment is...

"This member has chosen to receive messages from friends only"

WTF! I don't want or need to friend everyone just to send them a message.
Sometimes I see something funny and I want to send it to someone I interact with in the forums. (Hell, it took me and sprite over a year to finally friend one another but we've been PMing each other for two years!)
Or maybe I wanted to say something about a story they wrote.
This is beyond fucking irritating to find out AFTER I've written out a PM that I can't send it.


i keep telling you, for the small fee of $10 per month you too can be my friend - that'll solve most of your problems! oh, wait, i gave you a freebies, silly me! smile
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Quote by Shylass


I loathe fashion and shopping, and I have no interest in somebody else telling me what's "in". I keep trying to hide the section that new "En Vogue" forum is in, but it keeps re-appearing, dammit. If I wanted to discuss that stuff, I would have joined a fashion forum, not Lush Stories. However, enough people are posting in the incessant nail threads that show up on my newsfeed that it is obviously deemed necessary for here. People who follow fashions will love it, but for those of us who like what we have, or dislike the trends of what's in the market, it's just a bore.



a few thoughts after just finishing cleaning out my cat boxes while looking glam in my Zoya Manhattan Mixer nail polish...

on glasses, so as not to get too far off topic. over the past few years i've started having to rely on reading glasses more and more, and have been told that, eventually, it will become a permenant thing - my wife tells me that i look sexy in them, and i get it, when i see her pull hers out and reading too - we've been sort of brainwashed, for want of a better term, to think that smart people wear glasses and honestly, smart girls are sexy - most of my good friends are smarties here, in fact, something that is incredibly sexy and when you're communicating via text mostly, it's all you have to go by. my wife is an alumni of UC Berkeley, very prestigious, i know, and i'm very proud of her, just like i am proud of the women i know who are going or have graduated from college and doing something huge with their lives... maybe kids don't get that, but adults do, so yeah, i equate it with looking smart and classy and by extention, very sexy. smile

fashion in general. i like fashion. in some things, i can be very girly. i spearheaded the En Vogue section because i thought it would be a welcome change for those of us who aren't into the games or the ask the girls questions about cock size and all that - and that's all fine, everyone should have something here that they really get into and can have fun with - thought it would be fun for some of the girls and boys as well to be able to talk fashion - mostly it was me sort of riffing off my love for nail polish, but i'm glad that it seems to be going over well with others and i'm learning some stuff from it too!

yes, this is Lush stories. not everything, however needs to be about stories (i could easily argue that this is helpful if you want to write something that feels real... details such as the color of her lips, her nails, what she is wearing could be pulled out of this section quickly).

like i said, i don't read or have an interest in all the sections here - my news feed, btw, only consists of topics i'm quoted on, so i don't usually see much of anything about threads i have no interest on - that said, it's kind of fun to keep a finger on the pulse of what is going on around here by watching what threads are popping up...

so, thank god i'm pretty so every skill that i have will be questioned - lucky i don't like to be taken seriously, ya know? here's the thing. i was born looking how i look and it's fun to play with fashion, to find ways to look pretty because it makes me happy. sorry if that sounds shallow, but it's how it is. it's a two edge sword at times - i'm often not taken seriously, thought to be shallow, or a mean girl, or just seen as a pretty face instead of a fairly well rounded, bright, creative, compassionate human being. at parties, i have trouble not being talked over when the subject is something serious, because how could my opinion matter? i'm used to it, but it still annoys me. here, though, i get to talk to my heart's content over in the think tank and give my views on weighty matters and then, at the end of the day, i get to go over and bond - and it very much is a social thing, talking to other women about fashions is like guys talking sports or cars - it's something some of us enjoy and feel passionate about. doesn't make me a monster or a ho, at least i don't think so...

what it does do is brighten up my day. i have, like all of us, good days, and bad days. losing myself in something fun, is something i really need. talking to Doll or Dani or any of the women who share this.. well, it's a hobby of sorts... with me makes me happy. if that makes me shallow, then so be it.

btw, i'm not as girly as some think but i DO like my polishes, and i like to wear cute clothes, tho. and even if i was all glam, i wouldn't be ashamed of it - it's sort of like the adult version of dress up and it makes you feel like a kid at times, something we all need, if you ask me. so yeah, so sorry if it's a bore, but let me enjoy my bore in peace. allow me the luxury of being able take a brush to my nails on those days when i am one breath away from taking a razor blade to my wrist and calling it quits and then being able to share that 'obsession' with others. i'm pretty sure it's not hurting anyone, especially since i do my best to avoid non-vegan brands, cause i care about the bunnies!

btw, how can you fault something that allows you to do this? biggrin
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Quote by TxPrincess
my newest Pet Peeve........Where are you from?....really......i am from fucking Texas, you can't even read my username


i thought you were the Tax Princess and worked for the IRS... wow... i feel silly now.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


I don't give a shit.


i give two shits. *giggles* heart
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
When people see me express my opinion and assume it's an invitation for their counter-opinion...like I give a shit.

That's a real life pet peeve as well.


i disagree
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i have just discovered KBShimmer:



it's called radioactive. it glows in the dark. i just had a polish-gasm
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I actually went with straight up chicklet nails today but I love the simple, fresh and clean look of a pure white nailpolish - especially in this scorching heat.

And admittedly, I do have a bit of a white nailpolish obsession.

Today - is just old-school OPI Alpine Snow.

I'll probably add some silver or gold tips before I go out tonight though. smile


thankfully, i have too much tact to say out loud what i'm thinking, which is, i want to lick your nails... wait... i just did.... umm... ok, here goes. i have a 'sleep over date' tonight and want to look pretty and girly... i'm sort of open to suggestions on colors right now. and yes, it IS something that she will notice - or, i might just wait and we can spend part of the evening doing each others nails... no, seriously, i need advice here! you're my peeps - you won't let me down, right? ps - i think my A-England should be arriving today... *runs around excitedly and does cartwheels*
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Quote by Kimasa
hollowin chance to have sex which known male you would like to take between your legs?

Allowing the chance to have sex, which known male would you like to take between the legs?

Given the chance which well-known man would you like to have sex with?

Given the chance which man of famous or celebrity status would you like to have sex with?

Would you allow a man you know with a face like a Halloween pumpkin fuck your brains out?


we have a winner!
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