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Her Royal Spriteness
well, it's almost here but not quite but close enough!
happy birthday to one of my favorite people here. a great friend, a great writer, a great human being. lots of love and kisses and all my heartfelt best wishes to you on your birthday. oh, and some of these, too!
happy birthday to one of my favorite people here. a great friend, a great writer, a great human being. lots of love and kisses and all my heartfelt best wishes to you on your birthday. oh, and some of these, too!
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depends. if you're asking how many i have on my friends list, it's quite a few. actual friends, however? the list is a bit shorter. not really into counting or collecting, tho, so i couldn't really tell you off hand. the people who are truly close to me know who they are.
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Quote by deftones25
Come on, i admit i haven't tried it but it can't be that hard, definitely not as hard as an instrument.
*shrugs* feel free to try it sometime and see if you can avoid sounding like a train wreck. didn't say it was as hard as an instrument, but it takes skill to do it well, and the best of the best can transcend you with a DJ set. check out Sasha and Digweeds Northern exposure series some day. it should blow your mind.
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i like to sing, though i'm not great at it. i tried to learn how to play guitar a few years back, but the bar chords deated me (i have small hands) and really, i don't think i had an aptitude for it. that all said... i used to (and still could) DJ. I was at a house party once. it was early morning after being up all night and most everyone was starting to crash there were a pair of turntable not being used and a crate of records and i just wanted to hear some music, so i put some on and one became another, and soon i was spinning... for those who think it's just someone putting on records, no. there's an art to it. you have to pick the perfect song to follow another, match beats, sometimes overlap them for a bit; there's a lot of skill and creativity involved. so yes, i play the turntables. 
DJ Sprite in the house!
DJ Sprite in the house! 
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Jack White
Johnny Ramone
Trent Reznor
Matt Bellamy
Randy Rhodes (that's for Bud!)
Tom Morello
those are mine: my wife wants me to add...
the Edge
Stone Gossard
Kim Thayil
that's 9... umm...
did i mention i listen to a lot of hip hop and techo?
Keikos of ex-girl!!
Johnny Ramone
Trent Reznor
Matt Bellamy
Randy Rhodes (that's for Bud!)
Tom Morello
those are mine: my wife wants me to add...
the Edge
Stone Gossard
Kim Thayil
that's 9... umm...
did i mention i listen to a lot of hip hop and techo?
Keikos of ex-girl!!
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Quote by CrossOfStAndrew
My personal list (of course, purely subjective)....
10. Eddie Van Halen
9. Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
8. Jeff Beck (Yardbirds)
7. tie: The Edge (U2) and Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
6. Mick Ronson (David Bowie on "Ziggy Stardust", Mott The Hoople, etc)
5. Brian Jones (Rolling Stones)
4. tie: Eric Clapton (Cream, Yardbirds, etc) and David Gilmour (Pink Floyd)
3. Jimi Hendrix
2. Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple, Rainbow, etc....)
1. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
OK, what's your list?!
This is just for fun: not to be heatedly debated.
ties are cheating - you have 12 listed. i say we toss you off of lush! who's with me? *gathers pitchfork bearing mob*
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The universe doesn't want me to see this movie. I'm convinced. Was supposed to see it at midnight opening night with my dad, that fell through. Was gonna go see it on Father's Day with my aforementioned dad, I became violently ill. Supposed to be going to see it on Wednesday. Let's keep fingers crossed that I don't get hit by a train or something.
may i suggest staying clear of Train Tracks, then?
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or Superman, as i've been calling it. it's getting ok reviews, but not great. saw it today. wow. not sure what movie the critics saw. it was immersive from the beginning. not once was i pulled out of it. not a cartoony, movie, btw, there wasn't a lot of the humor that the marvel movies have, a few smiles or chuckles, but no "jokes" it's dark and scary and very intensely real; think the dark knight movies with Superman instead of Batman. Henry Cavell, btw, makes you BELIEVE that he's a god, and that is really the premise of the movie - a 'man' so powerful who walks among us that he is god-like. btw, when i mentioned it's scary, take that to heart - if anyone has problems with 9-11 still (and i know some of you do) think twice about seeing this; when gods do battle, Metropolis (DC's version of NYC) suffers and it's not sugar coated. i thought the cast was great, and they took the movie in some very unexpected directions.
sprite's two word review: Holy Fuck. (slightly longer review: better than Star Trek, which i loved)
go see it. it's a thinker as much as an action movie - trust me, if you're fan of superman, you'll have a lot to think about after it's over. ethics and morality and free choice are put to the test over and over - you're never hit over the head with them, but they are very much a part of the movie.
sprite's two word review: Holy Fuck. (slightly longer review: better than Star Trek, which i loved)
go see it. it's a thinker as much as an action movie - trust me, if you're fan of superman, you'll have a lot to think about after it's over. ethics and morality and free choice are put to the test over and over - you're never hit over the head with them, but they are very much a part of the movie.
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Quote by Frank
It still took you over four hours to drag your lazy ass here to complain though.
READ THE FUCKING RULES! SERIOUSLY, COMMENTS LIKE THIS ARE IN VIOLATION. YOU DO IT AGAIN, I WILL TOSS YOUR ASS OUT OF MY CAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
btw, if you think i am joking, you are seriously underestimating me.