Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Dammit! *grumbles looking for a dickshunairy* Sa... Sala... Salaci... Oh christ on a cracker! What the hell is that?
*blushes* sorry. my spelling goes all to hell when i'm masturbating.
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Quote by Emerys
That's understandable. I mean, I don't necessarily agree with all of the guidelines, but then I don't exactly have to considering it's not my site and I'm not a mod. It's good to know that the rules are occasionally reviewed and open to (appropriate) changes, however. It shows that the mods at least acknowledge the interests of the users and care that their Lush experience is as satisfactory as possible.
our guidelines are always evolving. since you're new, you haven't seen examples of that, but we rewrote the rules regarding supernatural sex not too long ago allowing for a lot of things that people were obviously interested in writing about. not so long ago they were much more restrictive. we really do respond, although it's never as fast as people want - a LOT of discussion goes on about rule changes before we make them, with all the mods giving their input before we finalize our decisions. after that, we simply enforce what has been decided as a team, trying to remain consistent.
as an aside, we respond better (and this is not aimed at you, Emerys, your queries have been great!) if people work with us instead of against us. sometimes we get rather angry PMs or blogs about not being allowed to write certain scenes, etc, and those, quite honestly, hurt people's causes more then help them. i'm much more willing to bring up a subject with the rest of the team if i get a polite note asking about it than i am if i get someone raging at me in PMs. and, as i said, sometimes it takes time - remember, all this stuff takes time from our primary job; getting people's stories posted on the front page as fast as possible and making sure they are of the highest quality.
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PS: not sure why suction cups woudn't be ok in your example of being who is half man, half tentacle thingy. just make sure he has human like sentience and genitalia. 
PSS: when we say fantasy creature, we are refering to sentient creatures, ie, dragons, fairies, centaurs, etc, unicorns are still a no-no, since they are really just horses with horns.
PSS: when we say fantasy creature, we are refering to sentient creatures, ie, dragons, fairies, centaurs, etc, unicorns are still a no-no, since they are really just horses with horns.
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Quote by Emerys
The guidelines state "A supernatural story featuring sex with plant tentacles or fantasy creatures would be ok", so I'm trying to determine what the cut-off is. I mean, how can you make a fantasy creature with tentacles completely humanoid? Another user suggested foregoing the suction cups, so if I were to create a character whose upper body was that of a human's and lower body had tentacles without the suction cups, that would be okay?
*blushes* ok, apparently i'm the expert on tentacle sex, according to OWA, so here is my stance on it, and it's possibly in contradiction to all our other guidelines but, as she said, tentacle sex issues will probably be passed on to me.
obviously (or not) we do not allow sex with actual creatures, such as squid or octopi (insert joke for Clum about octopi having 3.14 tentacles).
that all said, a tentacle is not a sexual organ, so, if your were-creature/alien is sentient and has tentacles and uses them for sex, it's good - of course, we are going to insist that he is humanoid to a degree - in other words, he can't resemble an actual sea creature. obviously made up looking aliens, however, are welcome, as long as it's clear they are sentient beings and not animals.
as for plants; there are no real world laws restricting sex with plants, so supernatural plant sex stories are allowed. as always, feel free to PM me directly for clarification. Also, i would suggest doing it sooner rather than later, since i am constantly on the verge of being fired and posts like this certainly don't help my cause much.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
If you've been a Mod on other forums, like you claim. Then you MUST know the half of the crap that comes floating through the "Report Here" is exactly that. Whining.
"He/She said something that hurt my feeeeeeelings!" or "I don't like the word 'retard' and I want it to stop! Instantly!"
I'm sorry... But in my definition, that's whining.
i am reporting this, FYI
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Quote by paul_moadib
I knew someone who smoked a lot of weed. It fucked him up big time and he had to check into a clinic.
Being stoned has never agreed with me so I have no fondness for it.
Much prefer booze. Beer, wine, whisky.
i'm the opposite. never knew anyone killed by a stoned driver, beat up by a stoned boyfriend, or died from alchohol poisoning from smoking too much pot.
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Quote by AbigailThornton
These new jeans are so short that I think you might be able to see my pussy
damn... i think i just messed my knickers again... you can see the pictures here... Sprite's Cummy Knickers
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Quote by Noreasonneeded
You know, I'm kind of new here, but I'm so damned impressed with the moderators that when I updated my profile included a mention for them!
I had cause to thank a Mod before even submitting my first story (newbie!). I think I have thanked everyone who has approved a story, and if I missed one, my apologies, and thanks; belatedly.
I can't imagine what y'all go through, and can't appreciate it enough. Sounds silly, forced to endure reading erotica, but it can't be all thrills and giggles. So here's to you, and I'll keep saying thank you every time. And if I forget, I expect appropriate punishment...
highlighted for truthiness. and thank you, NRN.
edit: for those curious, i always mod in the nude. just thought i'd share.
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a clarification on drugging: what we DON'T allow is for a character to drug another character in order to have sex with him/her. we do allow recreational drug use as long as it doesn't debilitate their ability to consent to sexual relationships.
for example, it's ok to get stoned before, during, or after sex, and longs as you don't pass out and someone was sex with you while out cold - it's NOT ok for someone to slip drugs into your drink and then take advantage of you while you're high.
dangerous sex means that nothing that could lead to major harmful injury or death is allowed - paddling is unlikely to lead to death. autoaphyxiation, however, can be deadly.
death: death is allowed as long as it's not graphic and it's not during a sexual act. dying of old age is fine. a murder that is part of the plot is fine. shooting someone in the head while you're having sex with them is a no-no.
hope that helps a little?
for example, it's ok to get stoned before, during, or after sex, and longs as you don't pass out and someone was sex with you while out cold - it's NOT ok for someone to slip drugs into your drink and then take advantage of you while you're high.
dangerous sex means that nothing that could lead to major harmful injury or death is allowed - paddling is unlikely to lead to death. autoaphyxiation, however, can be deadly.
death: death is allowed as long as it's not graphic and it's not during a sexual act. dying of old age is fine. a murder that is part of the plot is fine. shooting someone in the head while you're having sex with them is a no-no.
hope that helps a little?
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this isn't clear enough?
Children — No one under age 16 may be depicted in a sexual situation or in a sexual manner. This means participating in sexual activity (including body exploration and masturbation), witnessing it, making mention of it, hearing references to it, or being referred to in any sexual way whatsoever. No sexual arousal, inadvertent or otherwise, or sexual activity of any sort (groping, covert touching, sly attempts at it, etc.) is allowed while children are present. Any risk that children might witness sexual activity must be excluded. Children may be included as characters in a story only if all the above stipulations are met. (See Age entry for further clarification.)
Age — Characters must be at least 16 years old at the time the sexual situation occurs, including in flashbacks. This means that any "for as long as I can remember..." type of statements are prohibited, since most of us can remember far earlier than age 16. All stories that contain references to minors — including the author / narrator of a story told in flashback — will be removed.
Children — No one under age 16 may be depicted in a sexual situation or in a sexual manner. This means participating in sexual activity (including body exploration and masturbation), witnessing it, making mention of it, hearing references to it, or being referred to in any sexual way whatsoever. No sexual arousal, inadvertent or otherwise, or sexual activity of any sort (groping, covert touching, sly attempts at it, etc.) is allowed while children are present. Any risk that children might witness sexual activity must be excluded. Children may be included as characters in a story only if all the above stipulations are met. (See Age entry for further clarification.)
Age — Characters must be at least 16 years old at the time the sexual situation occurs, including in flashbacks. This means that any "for as long as I can remember..." type of statements are prohibited, since most of us can remember far earlier than age 16. All stories that contain references to minors — including the author / narrator of a story told in flashback — will be removed.
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ok, strange answer - everyone always talked about how the one George Lazenby film was bad and i watched it out of curiousity and you know what? i thought it was one of the better bond films, and since no one else is going to vote for him, i am - George needs some love.
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Quote by yourmisterdark
I do try to remember to send a thank you note when accepted. It's only polite. Still trying to figure out how to stuff enough cash in that little note envelope though.
just keep sending pictures of unicorn shit and dragon vomit, and we'll be square.
