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sprite
19 hours ago
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honestly? no, but then, there are ways around that, i'd think, and being celibate is just not an option - doesn't mean i'd leave him/her, but i'd certainly talk to them about being able to get sexual gratification from other sources.
i spend every night with the person of my dreams - sometimes we just read or watch tv or tidy up the place or play with kittens... some nights we do other stuff
oh, and what about a get to know your mod thing, sort of like the interview thing, so mods will feel more accessible and warmer and fuzzier to the unwashed masses... i MEAN our valued members! smile
something i just thought of - not all of us write, some read, and they are very important - could we have a top 5 list of readers of the month, like the people who've actually read (or commented or voted?) the most stories in a month? just a thought smile
Quote by jerseylynn
i think i speak for most mods...ok...well eli doesn't count, but i know i don't wanna read what ya'll are talking about. Sometimes reading what is in the open is enough to make me wanna curl up in a tight ball and keep repeating (in my best lion voice , you know from the wiz of oz) "There are no such things at spooks, there are no such things as spooks"

Ok, well maybe not, but somethings should be kept private and we respect that. It's very simple.


if you'd like, i can share my whispers with you later! i'll PM them next time, no bother!
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How about an "Ask the straight teenage boys pretending to be lesbians so they can get off on chatting with a girl about having sex with another girl" forum?


*giggles* you'd be able to hear the wind blowing tumble weeds thru there...
Quote by Milik_The_Red


Is it legal to cum in Utah?


yes, as long as it's being used for baby making smile
i'm fine with it as long as your fine with me considering myself a kitty! smile
i'm Mitt Romney. proove me wrong - ever see us in a photo together? that's right, cause we are the SAME PERSON! smile
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Okay, then. The ability to create new life would only lead to more of my wonderful screw-ups, so the ability to not screw up all the time would be helpful.


i already have the ability to create new life - it's called a womb *giggles*

umm... able to leap small buildings in a single bound? being faster than a locomotive? able to stop speeding bullets with my bare hands?
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OK!~ going to keep my mouth shut on this one but. but love the forum! Raised some eyebrows ( and some needle dicks too)


yer either with us, or aginst us, no straddling the fence *gets out the rope necktie and branin' arn*
i think i need to think of some thread names for good stuff... like when someone does something really nice or something goes right unexpectedly or... i'll put some thought into it smile
Quote by Garza
Y'all sound hella mad. lol

say what you want. Your just being honest like me.


the difference. we just didn't call a large percentage of the people in this site "sluts" for simply having a preference. oh, and you called my wife a slut too. see why we might not take kindly to that? so, if we like small dicks we're normal, if we like big dicks we're sluts, THAT is what you believe? speaking of big dicks...
i am wondering... we have forums for Ask the guys and ask the gals, what about ask the Trannies? no, seriously, i mean that with all respect. how about ask the straight gals, as the lesbians, ask the straight guys, ask the gay men, ask the trannies, ask the cross-dressers...
Quote by slave_james
HI

I am very slave sweet boy , 24 years old , looking for mistress (in real life also ) ,i dont have any limitation . i love little painful sex and creative punishments for me.
I do watch bdsm , mistress , femdom porn videos , thats my main internet hobby




everyone has limitations. you'd best re-think that when you find a Mistress, otherwise it's going to end badly, trust me on this - be honest, realize your limitations, and communicate them - if she's a good Domme, she will be asking you what your limits are and respect them, AND if you say you have none, she will most likely drop you. i would. just friendly advice.
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You just freaked me out and I don't even HAVE a webcam.


i just put duct tape over the little camera lens thingy, just in case...
actually, i use ginger on my... sensitive parts... yes, it does burn... that's kind of the point for me... not recommended, btw, for everyone.... [see figging, for further information on this practice].
Quote by adele
I have posted a few stories on a couple of other sites and they took form 3 days to over two weeks to post the stories. Lush is by far the best in terms of time and helpfulness if something has been rejected. The story verifiers are absolutely great and they do a wonderful job.


see that, Nicola? i think you need to raise our drinking allowance or at least re-stock the bar more then once a day!
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Let me guess, your less than 7"!! Id love to hear your reasoning behind this asinine statement!


it wasn't just me, than? good, i kind of had the same reaction silly
looks like you're making a great start! welcome to Lush. smile
Quote by shawnababy
4.8?.....4.8? Dude just say you are 5 inches. It will make you feel better. Nobody will question you believe me.


me and my measuring tape will!
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as far as I'm concerned any girl that expects 7+ everytime as normal is most likely a slut.


thanks for putting a judgement call on it. as far as i'm concerned, any guy who expects a tight pussy is a douchebag. see how it works?
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Hey, Sprite. Do you have an issue with people who haven't got a willy at all? Just... y'know... wondering...


yeah, i do, actually. my wife has one. it's latex. she has a harness for it too. oh, and it's black and shiny!
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I don't know about that, you didn't seem too friendly yesterday when you were chasing me around the house with nipple clamps. Slight sting my ass!! Small hands but she knows just how to tug. .. .. .


hey, just be glad they weren't the ones with the teeth!
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Well Sprite.... you were spotted wearing...


for your information, my ass is no where near that big.
i won't even date a guy without taking his measurements first and, if it's less than 14 inches, i call the whole thing off. i have standards, you know.