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sprite
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Her Royal Spriteness
let me amend that...
FUCKERS, WTF! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING CARE WHO I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE WITH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING JUST PUT US IN FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND TATTOO NUMBERS ON US LIKE ANIMALS AND FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK! MOTHERFUCKERS!
FUCKERS, WTF! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING CARE WHO I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE WITH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING JUST PUT US IN FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND TATTOO NUMBERS ON US LIKE ANIMALS AND FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK! MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Quote by sholomrabin
I have a question for the mods out there.
In the last competition (winter cabin) we were only allowed a max of 3000 words.
Does that apply to this comp?
Please let me know. Thanx
nope - just like regular stories, minimum of 6,000 characters, max of 10,000 words.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Jeez guys, I'm starting to sweat under the pressure now.
It's funny how I'm extremely competitive in so many other areas of life, but something about writing that brings out the insecure little girl in me for some reason. That might be why I've avoided the contests until now. Shhh...
you are going DOWN! and HARD! there, hope that helps - i am going to kick your sorry ass unless you bring it UFC style, so you better just kick it into high gear, you.. you... blonde Canadian writer, you, cause i am play hardball, baby. no holds barred. Taking it to the HOOD! Yeah, baby! *giggles* see what i said about expectations? they totally fuck you up!
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Quote by bekki
I would do some wild, unreal things to Mila Kunis and Angelina Jolie, and corrupt both of them in the process as we commence in our womanly essences.
wow, i just watched a commericial for the movie TED and Mila Kunis was in it and i said omg, she is SO hot and THEN i read this! get out of my head!
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Quote by Graham_X
Sorry Sprite, nothing wrong with Lady Gaga's teeth, I just wanted to forestall any misunderstandings! lol
Also sorry to be a bit of a pedant, especially as your Spriteness was so good to me earlier,but isn't James Bondage about gay BDSM? I think the OP was looking for songs about female submission.
spoilsport!
and tough, i felt like going gay on your ass... umm... not literally! *giggles* 
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James Bondage by Pansy Division (who are WAY cool)
James Bondage is a man i know
I picked him up pumping gas up on Castro
I knew he was the one for me
Grey temples and a little paunch
Looks like he jumped out of the pages of Honcho
I knew he had his eyes on me
Back to his bedroom
For a little role play
You know by now
I know that it won´t be a dull day
chorus1:James Bondage, James Bondage
He´s get me tied up and held as a hostage
Gonna nibble, gonna bite
Gonna turn out the light, James Bondage
James Bondage with the handcuffs tight
I swear to god I´m gonna get it tonight
Oh I know that he´s got plans for me
On the kitchen table, on the bed
Strapped to a four-poster giving him head
Oh yeah! This is the life for me
Down to his dungeon
For a little session
With his whip in hand
He´s gonna teach me a lesson
chorus2: James Bondage, James Bondage
He´s got me tied up and held as a hostage
Gonna lick, gonna suck
Gonna tell me to... James Bondage
007 inches
A Goldfinger up my ass
I wonder how much longer
Is he gonna last
(repeat chorus2)
Gonna lick, gonna suck
Gonna tell me to fuck, James Bondage
James Bondage is a man i know
I picked him up pumping gas up on Castro
I knew he was the one for me
Grey temples and a little paunch
Looks like he jumped out of the pages of Honcho
I knew he had his eyes on me
Back to his bedroom
For a little role play
You know by now
I know that it won´t be a dull day
chorus1:James Bondage, James Bondage
He´s get me tied up and held as a hostage
Gonna nibble, gonna bite
Gonna turn out the light, James Bondage
James Bondage with the handcuffs tight
I swear to god I´m gonna get it tonight
Oh I know that he´s got plans for me
On the kitchen table, on the bed
Strapped to a four-poster giving him head
Oh yeah! This is the life for me
Down to his dungeon
For a little session
With his whip in hand
He´s gonna teach me a lesson
chorus2: James Bondage, James Bondage
He´s got me tied up and held as a hostage
Gonna lick, gonna suck
Gonna tell me to... James Bondage
007 inches
A Goldfinger up my ass
I wonder how much longer
Is he gonna last
(repeat chorus2)
Gonna lick, gonna suck
Gonna tell me to fuck, James Bondage
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Quote by Softailgurl
That's because there is no such thing as race except in the minds of demographers and sport yet we as the great human species that is all knowing continue to promote it as some lower form of taxon. Exactly, it's meaningless and has no place in any advanced society.
*sighs* not this again...
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Quote by chefkathleen
No reminding without ranting then!!!
I need an emoticon that sticks his tongue out. Didn't we have one of those? Wait! Here he is.
if you're going to f'ing post in this thread, you'd better be f'ing raging or i will come to your house and pee on your f'ing carpet! (better?)
