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Her Royal Spriteness
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i would also like to see more relevant ads. this may not be possible but personaly i come here to avoid the disgusting world of free and even paid online porn i know google has a lot of relevancy ad programs they may work very well on this site and even get some more cash for the team !


More relevant? It's an adult sex story site, what could be more relevant than adult ads?

Google do not allow adult sites to show their ads. Nor do the likes of Amazon.

Text ads from the adult equivalent of google ads, did not even cover our operating costs. Our hosting costs are 4 figures per month, it has to be paid for somehow. Unless of course you'd like us to turn into a pay site where you have to pay a monthly fee?


what about ads for my escort service,TDDT (Trashy Dates Drive-Thru)?
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i think spritey just wants something to shock-stimulate her and a lavendar moaning box to pop up on screen a split second before she is shocked


shush! that was supposed to be between you and me!
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some sort of thingy. *nods* we need more thingys. preferably ones that make noise. fun noises. or sexy ones. oh! what about a black box thingy that, when you get a message, it's goes all moan-y? oh, and i like lights. And we should have more lavender. and why black boxes? was that the only choice? Hi Nicola! i love you! oh, and something like umm... a shock devise, so that when we piss off a mod, the 'e' key sends out static shock for 5 minutes. and bunnies. bunnies are cute. kitties are cuter. Gav needs to make a kitty/bunny device thingy. with lights and sounds. that's not asking too much, is it? ok, think that's it.
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pee games turn me on. Lets take this question to the next level. Who like being peed on.


*raises hand shyly* i have actually grown very attached to a wide variety of pee games. *hides under bed and refuses to come out*


*peeks under dust ruffle* aww dont hide glitter girl...if you come out i have some candy ; )


*shakes head* Last time i fell for that you kept me locked up for 4 days and used me for sex... come to think of it, i kind of enjoyed it, so.. what kind of candy? biggrin
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and that reminds me Doll, i want those photos back. you know which ones i'm talking about!!
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lol - i might have gotten off the subject a bit, but to get back on... i'm camera shy as it is, so yeah, if some stranger asked for a photo with me? only one answer. NO! i mean, really, what for, so he can share it with friends and suddenly i'm his pretend girlfriend or a one night stand or something? it's just weird.
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Quote by Nikki703
I have had this happen to me and some of my friends many times. Sometiems I have gone along with it and said OK (usually I was a little drunk) but sometimes it felt creepy and I just walked away. I never realy thought about the pics ending up on facebook but I guess that is where they went. I did have a guy ask if he could takle a pic of me and few friends with his 90yo father once. That seemed pretty innocent but the guy grabbed my friend's ass when we posed with him. She shrugged it off saying whats the harm if it gave the old guy a thrill.

I too am not into the facebook thing. I opened an account but never posted anything and I never go there. But my daughters are into it bigtime. The whole thing is kinda scary to me.


when i was a lot younger someone thought it was cool to distribute photos of me taken at a party - of course, i was half naked.. ok, 100% naked.... really funny. i ended up ending friendships over it. i didn't have an issue with being seen naked, it was just that it was done without my consent, and i felt like it was a violation of friendship, especially since those photos ended up in the hands of people i didn't even know and i ended up dealing with a lot of fall out over it. now, i am very careful about even showing off G rated photos of myself on places like Lush, and even then, i've been burned once or twice,enough so that if you're seeing unedited pix of me, you better know how much trust i'm putting in you. Too many times you end up regretting it when that close friendship goes sour and you're left knowing they have porn shots of you. silly
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In the throes of post-relationship mayhem, you may develop a strong urge to tell all your mutual friends how he/she was the reincarnation of Satan and how you know they "will be alone forever" because they are "so screwed up".



What if they really were the reincarnation of Satan? Ok, this is a serious question. What do you do if you find out your ex is dating someone else.... do you warn the new person about them? I'm not just talking sour apples here, i'm talking about getting out of an abusive relationship. What should you do, just stay out of it or should you make an attempt to warn the new love interest that she should be careful? What are your responsibilities and where should you draw the line?
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I have never done that. I did have sex with a client once but it was after I already had the business. I did enjoy it but felt kind of awkward about it for some reason too. So now I try not to mix business and pleasure. Have been tempted though!!


no worries, i am all pleasure and zero business!
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What else can we sue for, btw? How about if one of my stories gets a low vote?

That could cause me undue mental stress...hmmm, just thinking here...

Let me go talk to my imaginary lawyer friend and get back to you...


oh, now i feel bad about all those 3's i gave you...
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Quote by babysabrina003
pee games turn me on. Lets take this question to the next level. Who like being peed on.


*raises hand shyly* i have actually grown very attached to a wide variety of pee games. *hides under bed and refuses to come out*
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we have this bird, like a blue jay or something, that won't shut up while i'm trying to have some peace and quiet at home. like every day about the same time. i love animals, but i swear to god i want to blow it into a cloud of feathers with a cannon sometimes. just shut the fuck up, you stupid bird, you're driving me insane!
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wear your best underwear, just in case. ;) in seriousness, just have fun, don't have expectations, but be open to anything that happens, and if you're nervous, it's fine. it's new, it's exciting, and you are allowed to be nervous and unsure. it's probably kind of cute on you, too. smile
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Ok, LMB needed a thread to just rage. Here's the rules.

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Something tells me I might end up a witness to another girl on girl threeway. Not that I mind! I mean Eden with the legs, sprite with her ass and nikki with the great breasts. It's like a best of lush going on! A guys doesn't even need to choose what he likes best.






you are so not invited to our girl orgy. not even to watch. if you're lucky, tho, i might tell you about it.




But... But I got it started... It's not fair! This always happens to me!


If you want, we could tie you to the chair again, but it means you're going to get spanked after we're all done with you
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Something tells me I might end up a witness to another girl on girl threeway. Not that I mind! I mean Eden with the legs, sprite with her ass and nikki with the great breasts. It's like a best of lush going on! A guys doesn't even need to choose what he likes best.






you are so not invited to our girl orgy. not even to watch. if you're lucky, tho, i might tell you about it.
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i'm a vegetarian so none of the above.


Are you one of those vegetarians that still enjoys fish though? Heard fish doesn't count as meat meat...

On that note, I'm surprised no one has said they like pussy the best.

This is too hard to answer by the way. Some mornings I'm all about the legs! Sometimes the ass. Sometimes I'm happy with just her on my lap, in her jeans facing me, just grinding into me as I suck on her nipples. That will do it too.


Fcukk, thats what I want right now, just grinding on ur lap, & making out with Sprite


ok. if i have to, i will, but it's against my better judgement, at least that's my story! smile


Can I Play Too?

And though Im not a vegetarian, fish is meat.

And I like asses the best, no legs the best, well maybe breasts the best.......................can I just say girls?
And on men, its arms and abs!!! But that wasnt asked was it?


Fcuk, def arms on a guy, hands too, no sissy hands!


i like faces, both men and women, that's the first place my eyes go to, their face, their eyes, their mouth, just the whole package - if i can't get past that, they can be as hot as they want from the neck down and i really won't be as interested
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i'm a vegetarian so none of the above.


Are you one of those vegetarians that still enjoys fish though? Heard fish doesn't count as meat meat...

On that note, I'm surprised no one has said they like pussy the best.

This is too hard to answer by the way. Some mornings I'm all about the legs! Sometimes the ass. Sometimes I'm happy with just her on my lap, in her jeans facing me, just grinding into me as I suck on her nipples. That will do it too.


Fcukk, thats what I want right now, just grinding on ur lap, & making out with Sprite


ok. if i have to, i will, but it's against my better judgement, at least that's my story! smile


Can I Play Too?

And though Im not a vegetarian, fish is meat.

And I like asses the best, no legs the best, well maybe breasts the best.......................can I just say girls?
And on men, its arms and abs!!! But that wasnt asked was it?


*hugs* as your official love slave for the months of September and October, you can do anything involving me that you wish *hugs* and i have a nice ass, or so i am told. smile
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i'm a vegetarian so none of the above.


Are you one of those vegetarians that still enjoys fish though? Heard fish doesn't count as meat meat...

On that note, I'm surprised no one has said they like pussy the best.

This is too hard to answer by the way. Some mornings I'm all about the legs! Sometimes the ass. Sometimes I'm happy with just her on my lap, in her jeans facing me, just grinding into me as I suck on her nipples. That will do it too.


Fcukk, thats what I want right now, just grinding on ur lap, & making out with Sprite


ok. if i have to, i will, but it's against my better judgement, at least that's my story! smile
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Oh, i should mention that i had intended to ass fuck Jack in a graphic strap on scene in the original but he got shy... i intend to fix that oversight in the future *gigglefit*





*falls out of chair laughing my ass off* you know i love you, Jack! uh oh... i am SO going to pay for this, aren't i?
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LM.. you just want to see her pussy pics lol..


Yea, and your point? Don't you?

And who is to say that I haven't already seen her pussy?


In your dreams, Frenchie biggrin


I've seen it actually, it's cute and multicolored. You can't help but want to pet it.


*laughs* poor thing is also shaved on regular basis... and spanked *blushes*


Damn Rach, I thought the spanking was supposed to be kept just between us?


i never made any promises! i just said i wouldn't post the actual video!
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Oh, i should mention that i had intended to ass fuck Jack in a graphic strap on scene in the original but he got shy... i intend to fix that oversight in the future *gigglefit*
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LM.. you just want to see her pussy pics lol..


Yea, and your point? Don't you?

And who is to say that I haven't already seen her pussy?


In your dreams, Frenchie biggrin


I've seen it actually, it's cute and multicolored. You can't help but want to pet it.


*laughs* poor thing is also shaved on regular basis... and spanked *blushes*
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LM you are such a kiss ass and no Callisto, he want a spot in Sprite's cage



i think hes mr wonderful! smile


That reminds me, LMB - We could use another girl next time - you interested? *giggles*
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Oh, c'mon .... are you trying to get me jealous LM? I thought it was me you wanted


OH, and the story .... well, a 5 duh


you're voted doesn't count, Meggie - you are totally biased! btw, we still on for Saturday night? Kate's still feeling frisky and there are some toys we didn't get around to using... same time, honey, and this time, go ahead and park in the drive.
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