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sprite
9 hours ago
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that was me - sorry, i was REALLY horny and wanted to send you pix of me masturbating furiously - doesn't happen often - oh, well, i sent them to Nicola instead... am waiting for my suspension to take place any minute now. smile
warm and beautiful and sweet and strong and sensitive and sexy and witty and fun and... umm... *blushes* nice. smile

sorry, that was kinda more than one word smile
Besides the US, where i live, i have been to Ireland, England, Canada, France, and Hawaii... yeah, i know Hawaii is part of the US, but i just wanted to make it an even 5, so... smile
Quote by Magical_felix
I made a woman cum once.

It was from fuckin'.


from what i hear, it was more than once biggrin
i just have to say... ok, anger prevents me from saying anything... just... yeah... wow...
399 - nope! no posting twice in a row! you will be beaten! smile
damnit, if i lived anywhere NEAR Austin, that would be the only theater i'd even go to! yeah, baby! thanks for taking my money! LOL!
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Quote by sprite
done several combinations of 3somes - best, imo, is me and 2 other girls, but than, that's just me smile



Let me know when your next FFF 3some is and how much you charge for admission smile


hmm... let me check my calander... and normally, admission is free, but you have to bring your own snacks! ;)
done several combinations of 3somes - best, imo, is me and 2 other girls, but than, that's just me smile
Quote by stormblue
The yellow one?


lol - sorry, and i don't mean to make fun,jeez, even i didn't have this much trouble! LOL and pretty much everyone knows i'm kind of clueless *giggles* not laughing at you, btw, just kind of tickled. the girl wants to know if your an engineer (not really sure what trains have to do with this) anyways, she's betting on 'yes' being the answer. oh, totally off topic, but your actual poetry under the shortest poem thread is AMAZING! ok, enough of this, going to go bother Gav about those changes i ordered again - really, it's just cosmetic and he DID say it wouldn't take more than a few weeks to put them into place - he can be SUCH a slacker at times! btw, are you driving Nicola to drink on purpose or is that just a fun by product, cause it's kind of fun to watch! LOL
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Quote by sprite
i find that if you beat Gav regularly, he's more likely to stop fooling around with having a life.


You know, he keeps messaging me details about strange sounding technical things - MongoDB, computer, interwebs, I think he's trying to throw me off the scent that he's been holidaying in Barbados for the last 2 months.
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come on, we ALL know what Mongo really means... i 'mongo' to stories here ALL the time... as for the Barbados thing, sorry about that... i thought he needed a vacation, and dammit, he looks GOOD in speedos and a storm trooper helmet! really, i should send you the pictures! YUM!
627 - oh, and guys? if you start giving us negative number, i might just post shots of my sans underwear here... just saying *giggles*
Quote by lafayettemister
I can honestly say that I've never cum in my pants. I can't imagine how that could happen.


perhaps i could show you - meet me at 6, the usual place!


peace sign smile (yes, i KNOW it's a V for Victory, but i want a peace sign, dammit!) smile
14 (yes, i KNOW i cheated! *giggle*) umm... sorry... 629... Nicola yells at me enough without me purposefully provoking it smile honestly, i kind of like it... or maybe that's the issue, she doesn't actually, but i kind of wish she did *shivers* god, i should just shut up now before i make a fool out of myself... *giggles*
i can make people cum with my mind... *concentrates on the entire Lush population*