so, exactly how does birthday sex work...? all i know is, i want it! *gigglefit*
me me me! WINNER! YES! *Fist pump*
sit on her face and let her show me how much she likes pussy. if she does a good job, i'd show her how much i like pussy too. especially her pussy... mmm...
Once upon a time there was a bear named hislittleslut16 who lived in the 100 acre wood...
wait, think that ones been done. DAMMIT! well, i tried!
ps - Doll, Doll, Doll... you DID know that ALL my stories are about you, right? i didn't want to make it too obvious by using your name, but yeah, even the guys are male versions of you.
ok, are we thinking pracitcal here? cause really, it's all about survival and not sex, right? i'm trying to figure how who has the best Wilderness skills here... actually, if you want to help me out, submit your resumes so i can start going thru them! oh, and make sure to bring TP - i don't mind peeing behind a bush, but dammit, i do NOT want to wipe myself with leaves! ick!
lol - pretty soon there will be an army of Sprites and really, then everyone wins, right? ;)
oh, btw? i win! *giggles*
oh, i kind of hate doing this, since i loved Evoitis' post so much, but...
last post, i win... AND if anyone posts after me, i'll *sniffles* cry...
*hugs* congratulations! that's wonderful!
Steal his wallet and go on a shopping spree!
you all realize that Nic can simply post and then lock this thread, right? you guys don't stand a chance.
oh, and btw... i win!
hugs and more hugs and then, let you catch your breath and get ready for even more hugs!
i can't stop eating - i think i just ate my cat... this can't be good.
Naked pictures of DirtyMartini, taken thru a telephoto lens.