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I know those last two were just wrong...but, I did find a couple that could be useful when hanging out at the bar...
The first one when you need a refill...
And of course...who among us doesn't need a martini at the end of the day?
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according to Emily Post, invitations to a Gang Bangs aren't socially acceptable until sometime after the 5th date.
No, that was Miss Manners, you're getting them confused.
Now please don't waste your time with an effigy of moi, which you intend to use for voodoo purposes; we gypsies have stronger means than that, and are immune to such trivial efforts as sorcery. The last attempt had as much effect on me as badly executed acupuncture; and I really don't appreciate badly done efforts of any sort, whether they be the above mentioned, or stories that are submitted.
But you already knew that, right, sprite?
*giggles* sadly enough for my days as evil preitess, i ended up giving the voodoo doll a nice massage, a warm bath, and then treating it to dinner one evening. ever since then, it's enjoyed a place between winnie the pooh and curious george, truly a place of honor.
I had a hunch about the massage, bath and dinner, but the place of honour between Winnie the Pooh and Curious George is just right for all of them. No three-somes, no site guideline breaking stuff, just some warm and cosy snuggling, right?
so yes, lots of site safe snuggling and nothing else 
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kisses, starting at her feet and slowly working my way up to her sweet, inviting lips, perhaps pausing once or twice elsewhere...
The same in reverse with me doing the kissing and I promise I'll make a few stops
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according to Emily Post, invitations to a Gang Bangs aren't socially acceptable until sometime after the 5th date.
No, that was Miss Manners, you're getting them confused.
Now please don't waste your time with an effigy of moi, which you intend to use for voodoo purposes; we gypsies have stronger means than that, and are immune to such trivial efforts as sorcery. The last attempt had as much effect on me as badly executed acupuncture; and I really don't appreciate badly done efforts of any sort, whether they be the above mentioned, or stories that are submitted.
But you already knew that, right, sprite?
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looking at the stars and knowing that the people I love, no matter how far away they are, look at the same stars I see.
I think about that one often.
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"If you gentleman notice the top three leaders in our little pick 'em pool are women. So gentlemen what are we gonna do?"
I guess this weekend I'll pick 'em by the pretty colors of the uniforms.
*blushes*
