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The key is, as SE touched on, that the woman likes giving oral. If she likes doing it than she's probably really creative about it and moans and looks you in the eye and plays with your balls etc...

The ones that don't like doing it have to be guided and reminded that teeth don't feel good, you have to ask if you can cum in their mouth. You have to ask for a blow job to begin with.. Nothing is spontaneous and it translates over to their technique..


being a girl who has been told i give great blow jobs, i have to agree... i think that i do well in this catagory is general enthusiasm and enjoyment of what i'm doing - to me, it's not a chore, i LIKE giving guys oral pleasure and i really get into it, plus, i'm prety dirty... not at all shy it. biggrin


Doing much tonight?


lol - i can pencil you in for the 17th at 6, if you're available ;)
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The key is, as SE touched on, that the woman likes giving oral. If she likes doing it than she's probably really creative about it and moans and looks you in the eye and plays with your balls etc...

The ones that don't like doing it have to be guided and reminded that teeth don't feel good, you have to ask if you can cum in their mouth. You have to ask for a blow job to begin with.. Nothing is spontaneous and it translates over to their technique..


being a girl who has been told i give great blow jobs, i have to agree... i think that i do well in this catagory is general enthusiasm and enjoyment of what i'm doing - to me, it's not a chore, i LIKE giving guys oral pleasure and i really get into it, plus, i'm prety dirty... not at all shy it. biggrin
Your score is: 80

What does your score mean?


Innocence is definitely not your middle name! You won't be surprised to hear this, but you get around. According to your answers on the test, you take opportunities for a romp in the hay whenever they come along, and are not particularly picky about who you get up close and personal with. This may be a thing of the past (who hasn't gone through a wild phase?) or just an extension of a no-olds-barred lifestyle. There's nothing wrong with living on the edge from time to time, as long as you're doing it for the right reasons. Some of the wrong reasons would be; low self-esteem, peer pressure, the influence of alcohol or drugs on your judgment, or as a way of finding true love. And no one can deny that are some serious risks involved with sleeping around, like STD's, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame. So you may want to start thinking more with your brain and less with other body parts.
umm... we need a catagory for 'Freak on the street, Lady in bed' :d/
First off, i'd like to point out that any male actually posting in this thread automaticly turns gay. sorry, guys, but that's how it works - kind of like a computer virus. one minute everything's fine, the next? you're lusting for this man...



Secondly, does this mean if my girlfriend uses a strap-on on me, i am straight? really, it's SO confusing! smile
being loved not only despite your imperfections, but because of them.
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Not gonna lie....I kinda want to have sex with the girl in that video.

I'v never bought milk in a bag though....[/
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i think you doth protest too much, milk bagger! smile
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Wild dog.

This part fits me perfectly. lol

"Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support. "

The rest of it I don't completely agree with, but not a bad profile based on 9 questions.


Does this mean i get to talk you for walkies and smack your nose if you pee on the carpet? biggrin
i am the snake...
Pity the cold-blooded snakes. Without arms, wings or flippers, they are forced to slink through life in a solitary quest for warmth and acceptance. Shy and insecure, they must keep a low profile to avoid the disapproving glances and teasing of others. Of course, their poisonous wit and quick tongues help to keep tormentors at bay.

As a child its small frame was no defense against the taunts of the playground bullies, so its sharply vicious attacks were adopted as means of protection. Snakes have no illusions about getting breaks in life and while they see doors opening for others, they have resigned themselves to staying in their lowly, entry level positions. So don't try and humor the snake, for it has reconciled itself to its subservient position.

With their intimate connection to the earth and their unique perspective on life, snakes have learned to express themselves through their art. Whether writers, moviemakers or painters, they are obsessively meticulous about their craft. Every now and then, one makes an impact on the art world and is thrust into the spotlight. But the snake recoils from the glare of publicity, and its behavior becomes even more erratic than usual. Woody Allen, the proverbial snake, comes to mind.

In winter, the cold-blooded snake is miserable. It just can't cope in the low temperature that seeps in through its thin skin, affecting its mood and sapping its energy. Prone to colds and flu, they are pathetic sights as they snivel and cough throughout the season. But when summer returns with its warmth and light, the snakes' moods brighten and their spirits soar.

Snakes are not fussy about their choice of jobs. As cold blooded personalities they perform best when given warmth and kindness and will accept almost any job, provided they feel secure. However, if they feel mistrusted, they live up to their reputation and return the disloyalty. Consequently, they are often relegated to menial jobs in the fast-food industry or as unskilled labor.

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Sprite that's great! See it does work out .... And you right it doesn't have to be oppisite sex friend....its whomever we feel the closest too. But its interesting to see how different people stories are. That tie of friendship, do u lose it or keep it.


yeah, we were close friends, and friends with benefits for a long time before we became a couple - i think we are soulmates, only it took us both a while to be in a place where we were both ready to fall in love with each other. it's not been a perfect relationship, but even when it's been rocky, we've never stopped being friends - she's the one constant in my life and i even uprooted myself and moved to Seattle rather then have her presense be absent from my every day. 3 1/2 years now, my longest relationship by far. smile
i love christmas. i have the fondest memories of it. when i was growing up we go cut our own trees and haul it home and decorate it as a family - my dad used to lift me up to so i could reach the top branches and put ornaments on them. the first time i kissed my girlfiriend was on christmas eve, another wonderful memory. there have been few times when i haven't found a way to put up a trees in my home, even if it was a teeny little charlie brown tree and i was living in squallor. i love the smell of them, and i love that they are not perfect, cause really, there is beauty in imperfection - some are crooked and some have big spaces on one side and each one is unique. my favorite tradition has become the day that we go out and pick a tree together and put it up and decorate it - every year we each buy a single new hall mark ornement and those go no first... after that, well, each ornement has a story, reminds me a christmas past, reminds me of someone gone or far away or just a few steps away.

so yeah, real. i don't care if it's extra work, it's worth it. i think that it says alot about our culture that it's all about what is quick and easy and cost effective... fast food, instant movies in our living rooms, cars, on line stores, gift cards as presents... yes, i fall prey to much of this as well, but some things, you should take your time doing - it's not about the and result, but about getting there. no matter how my tree looks at the end of the day, making it look like that is what is important. for me, it's an all day event and just as important as opening presents on xmas morn.
why does it have to be your opposite sex friend? i've had sex with my bestest best friend and we eventually became a couple smile
i have, Nic. i am, admittedly, addicted to the stuff, but everyonce in a while i try to just go cold turkey - it's never pretty - i get headaches for a bit and i get really irratable and feel run down until my body adjusts... usually, it's not long before i give up and vow that i will just drink less of the stuff, but then, that never lasts either and i am back on the juice - i HAVE managed to cut down in the last few years, tho, and now i think my intake is pretty sane smile
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I think he probably means using things like a banana, a candle, a hairbrush handle, the movement of a washing machine, or a cellphone set to vibrate?

Basically the creative things you use before you graduate to the world of sex toys.

That's my guess (not my confession)...



you left out sewing machine table legs... this is what having a seamstress living next door teaches you.
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I was engaged to be married at 19. We never made it to the alter. I kept the ring.
I can't swim.
In HS i gave a guy a blow job as revenge because his g/f used to bully me - not once, but 3 different times.


So, if I can get my sig. other to bully you... does that mean.........


talk about a win-win situation! you get a blow job and... oh, wait, i get my lunch money stolen... damn! i KNEW there was a catch! smile
yes, once more, it's time to celebrate 'Steal land from indeginous peoples' day here in America! and remember, eat a pussy, save a turkey! gobble gobble!
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usually I wear cotton bikinis to work, but prefer no panties otherwise.


lol - throw in the occasional boy shorts or frenchcut and this would be my answer as well - i don't care for thongs - if i am trying to avoid VPL i just go without smile
Your score is: 25


What does your score mean?


Remember Pig Pen in Peanuts? You have a lot in common - hygiene is just not your cup of tea. So you have a few messy tendencies…what's the big deal, right? While it's true that modern society has gone a bit overboard with the obsession for cleanliness, you may want to consider honing up on your hygiene. Not everyone, after all, shares the same tolerance you do. A tidy appearance is certainly conducive to a successful career and interpersonal relationships, and of course wards off those contagious bugs. Sure, it takes a little effort to "think clean", but the pay off is yours in the long run.

ok, this it totally embarrassing, but i think it's not very accurate, i mean, i took it again, and it seems that using my mate's toothbrush knocked off like 50 points! and really, i kiss her so what's the big deal about using her toothbrush (she hates when i do that, btw, and immediatly tosses it out!) i mean, i consider myself messy, not unclean... oh, and i made my gf take the test and she got a 75 and i think that is too low, she's pretty much OCD when it comes to cleaning, of course, that's household cleaning, so maybe it's different? *sighs* now everyone is going to think i'm a slob...

I was engaged to be married at 19. We never made it to the alter. I kept the ring.
I can't swim.
In HS i gave a guy a blow job as revenge because his g/f used to bully me - not once, but 3 different times.
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Just wondered how many people would or have met others from here for sex?






i knew it! What's your Schedule like on Sunday? Bring the wine, i'll take care of everything else.
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Ok, working on this... my first thought is Tinkerbell... can we use animated character, maybe make it a CGI fest? *giggles*


I think Kristen Bell would be perfect for you! She's petite, blonde, fun, and all around just super cute! So you were on the right track, at least you got the "Bell" right!

Can't quite figure out who I'd want to play me though...


Emily Watson from the Harry Potter movies - she's bright, a little nerdy,fun, and really really pretty - second choice would be Noomi Rapace, just cause when i was watching an interview she kept doing this cute little thing with her lips when she talked and i kept wanting to kiss her... *blushes*
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Hmmmm! I particularly like the inference that all you lovely ladies should be surfing dressed only in you undies/bikini.

Anyone want to meet in the chat rooms?


i usually surf naked, MK. just thought i'd share.
Ok, working on this... my first thought is Tinkerbell... can we use animated character, maybe make it a CGI fest? *giggles*
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That really brings back fond memories of my first childhood trip on an airplane....


LOL - i am afraid to ask!
Fickle Pickle is NOT as fickle as he claims to be!
you left out George Lazenby! that said, yeah, Daniel Craig makes my loins go flutter, but really, Sean Connery sort of IS Bond. smile
When it is just words on a screen, it's sometimes easy for people to forget that those words are attached to a feeling, thinking, real person and oh so easy to say pretty much anything in the anonymity of chat. i think that's the moral of the story here. what we type effects people and while we might not have an obligation to choose to be kind over cruel, i think that those choosing cruelty should re-examine themselves. it's just as easy to be caring and supportive as it is to tear someone down, and while attacking someone or pushing them until they break might be "good for a few laughs", it is certaintly not the most shining example of humanity.

how about an aplication of the golden rule here - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you? in the long run, it will come back to you, either good or bad - those who take the time to talk someone through hard times are more likly to have the same done for them when they need it. that we have learned to be so cruel to our fellow man (and animal!) really saddens me.
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Yes...however I have a tendencies to lose mobile phones so it's not very practical...


i washed my last one. the one before that i lost. and the one before that too. i am not allowed to have expensive phones with good reason. oh, and we won't talk about the camera i dropped in the river on our last vacation.