Quote by Grace
Mmmmm. Sorry, what? I was thinking about the new cashier at the gas station.
for me it's the new cashier at the grocery store. she's spanish. mmm.
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Quote by Meagananne1986
Never figured Sprite to be a Trekie!
However, Spock told Captain Kirk, twice actually';
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few - or the one.
Which, to me, is even more important in our country today! You've got to love Spock's logic.
lol not a trekkie. or into starwars either, but really, how can you not know that stuff? it's such a part of the culture.
Spock, btw, was a boss. I have to admit, tho, i like new Spock better than old spock. Zach Quinto is kinda hot 
(this is why some people don't like me, Meagan 
).
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Quote by Meagananne1986
All I know is that you NEVER see a Hearst pulling a U-haul. Not sure what the question really is unless it is how do you view death. If that is the question, then the answer is death just is. It is part of life. No one, but no one gets out of this life alive. Death, is in a way, the great equalizer.
As Captain James T. Kirk said in Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan;
"How we deal with death is a least as important as how we deal with life wouldn't you say?"
he also said "KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!" not as meaningful, but dammit, he really delivered that line. btw, was driving through Oregon once - Grant's Pass. guy driving around in a tricked out hearse. Like if the Scooby Doo gang had a hearse instead of a van. old hippie. and his dog - a beagle. it had a hat and i think a vest and maybe googles? little mirky on that. nice guy. he was getting gas at the same time we were, so he chatted a bit. pretty sure he was stoned. i know i was.
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Quote by Smoocher
You and your partner are about to engage in a significant session of raw, raunchy sex and without question there will be ANAL sex involved. Question: Which comes first ... Anal or conventional pussy sexual penetration?? What and why??
Optional: Who usually starts the anal part and what is said or done to suggest its "time" ??
how come the anal is without question? can't i even ask why? or how? or where's the lube? or who is gonna be the giver and who's gonna be the receiver?
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Quote by CarltonStJames
Hi all,
What is the criteria one has to meet to appear on this list? I logged on via my laptop this evening and saw my name appear on it. I am surely not ungrateful, but at the same time I'm curious given I've only released 2 stories within the last 31 days.
we usually put people who haven't pissed me off on it. obviously, you haven't. pissed me off. yet... I'M WATCHING YOU, THOUGH!
there's an algorhythm of sorts - views and votes or something like that. i'm told it's complicated. frankly, i think it's a monkey in a room somewhere throwing darts at names...
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Quote by naughtyannie
So is coming back under a new account and reposting your old stories now okay? I thought that was a very big no-no. I'm sure there's a thread somewhere about it... The mods don't like it, as it's a big waste of their time.
we prefer people don't. *nods*
Soooooo...if you were doubled tapped, that would make you...nineteen? 
i don't really do rejection well, do i. 
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Quote by utterchaos
Today is my first wedding anniversary and my husband decided that because we can't celebrate it, he'll cook dinner (he cooks roughly once or twice a year.) Well, he's now set fire to the oven gloves that he placed on the hob, and the kitchen is a no-go zone for the next couple of hours whilst the smoke clears. He has never cooked without setting fire or exploding something ?
I'm going to have a large glass of wine...
congratulations!
next year, though, may i suggest take-out? LOL 
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings and deepest sympathy to all Rumplators who hoped things might be looking better or at least not getting any worse. (sigh)
Curvy, you and Big Bertha have done it again. Mega-congrats and thanks for today's setup.
Is it time to start heckling Nic and the other admin types about when another contest will be upon us? This may be one of my weaker ideas, but would an 'open' category competition interest the competitive writers here at LUSH? Might be best to limit the competition to some of the less frequented categories. Details such as number of categories, word count and other such foolishness would, of course, be a chore for others to figure out. I'm into ideas, not details. ;)
Jaymal has a new story posted. Check it out.
Now I'll just liberate a couple brownies and fill my mug with Big Bertha's beatific brew and go join Coma and Tose to talk pro football. Fix yourself a drink and come join us for some stimulating dialogue.
we are already discussing the theme. like always, nothing will be announced until after the winners of this one are. that said, i'll give you a hint. there will be sex involved.
as for the open catagory... might be hard to judge, but i don't hate it - i'll hang on to the idea and see if we can make it work down the line, Bill.
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played around with an idea last night, just sort of an idea and it turned into a story written from the male perspective. lol i hadn't planned on it, but oh well. anyway, should be up in a day or three if anyone's interested. left it open for more chapters, but i need to finish an Alice chapter first, so... oh, and contest news - Nicky sent the short list out to judges today so i am guessing you should have results by friday? i'll update you if that changes - and there's going to be a top 11 this year. lol seriously, so many good stories i really wanted to make a top 20, but that would have been a bit much.