Quote by Master_Jonathan
How about... stories about left-handed redhead girls with glasses masturbating to BDSM stories they read on Lush while their husbands are off at work? Too specific?
i'm blonde, and my husbands a wife, so... yeah.
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Quote by GrushaVashnadze
Isn't it just possible that we have too many categories already? May I quote Polonius:
"The best actors in the world, either for
tragedy,
comedy,
history,
pastoral,
pastoral-comical,
historical-pastoral,
tragical-historical,
tragical-comical-historical-pastoral,
scene individable, or poem unlimited.
Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the liberty, these are the only men."
Really good writing - I suggest this is the point Shakespeare was hinting at, tongue firmly in cheek - is uncategorisable. And that's good.
once upon a time i suggested with only had one category - Sex. it didn't go over well, so now i just suggest as many categories as i can think of.
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Quote by Dancewithme
How about the subject matter we call TRIBBING? I think it is one of the most beautiful things women do. I also wonder if men ever do it in some way?????
hey, Ted. i think that's a little too specific for a category? Might i suggest it would make a better tag for Lesbian stories?
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Quote by TonyaL
I'm with you. Didn't know there was any other kind.
My son conned me into joing his fantasy football league. Tonight is the draft. Can anyone help a girl out? Bill, Buz, Carl?
I'll take a Sprite (the soda) to go with my Chinese food
you should draft Steph Curry. *nods* wait, football? oh, nevermind. I don't know shit about football. not even sure there's going to be a season this year, so it might not matter.
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Quote by Verbal
There's a play called In the Boom Boom Room by David Rabe! I stage managed a production of it back in the day. The production kinda sucked, but it's a cool name!
Every single time I've been in the chat room, I can never figure out what's going on. It makes me feel old and stupid.
you're not stupid, Herbal.
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thank you from the bottom of my heart. i wasn't sure about this one, and looking at the top 10 list, i see so many stories that are just brilliant - really kind of knocked over by the feedback it's gotten. sometimes a story just writes itself. this one did. and thank you Clum for pushing me to write it. 
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Quote by clum
Thank you to everyone who took part. I hope that you enjoyed it - I certainly got a lot of laughs out of it.
The winner, with 7 points out of a possible 8 is...
Jen
Honorable mentions:
With 6 points each, WannabeWordsmith and sprite
With 5 points each, tams_back_yay, Gillianleeza and NicolasBelvoir
Thanks again for playing. Part 2 of the giveaway is still open HERE!
totally bitter.
