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3 days ago
Straight Male, 66
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I think so, once, and by my mother!

Whilst I was still living at home, circa 50 years ago, I was "dealing with myself" one Saturday morning. As I did at least once a day, then.

When I finished, I noticed a cup of tea that had NOT been there before I'd started.

To this day, I have no idea what, or how much, she saw.

I have had two memorable experiences. One was MANY years ago, at a truckstop motel just outside Birmingham. (England, NOT Alabama) It was a warm afternoon and my room window was open. I guess the room next door had its window open too, because I could hear them satisfying each other.

I had to make do with satisfying myself. So, arousing and annoying.

The second was 4 years ago, on a caravan site in North Wales. We were there for the week but several others only stayed one or two nights.

This included 2x females, in their late 20's or early 30's, who were using a tent and had pitched it next door to us.

We had gone to bed and my partner was asleep when I heard sex sounds. Sounds that appeared to be emanating from the girls tent!

Instant arousal but, this time I was unable to "join in", for fear of disturbing my partner. She would NOT have been happy, if she had caught me being pervy.

Needless to say, she unknowingly benefited, the next morning! I was hoping for a second night but, when we returned later in the evening, they were gone.

Callie will eat a mix of wet & dry cat foods but, does not like to much of the same, too often.

So, assorted tins and different flavours (allegedly) of kibble are required, to keep her satisfied.

A prolific catcher, she rarely eats her prey.

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That's funny Susan! I always wonder what my cat is thinking when he stares at me the way he does sometimes...Like he is trying to send me some telepathic message or something...This explains it all. LOL

Working out the easiest way to kill you. You are bigger than his usual prey.

If I'm alone, I usually (but not exclusively) use my right hand. However, if we are together, my left gets a chance to shine.
Both are good, now. I didn't used to be able to use my left.
My MIL is deceased, so tis not an option. However...…….

Having read the same/similar scenario on ASK THE GIRLS, tis interesting to note the different reactions.
Have, in the past, for three partners
Would again. If only she would ask. (Current partner)

When I mentioned it, she just ignored it. She is much less adventurous. That's an indication to leave it.
A voice of dissent. I didn't find it in the least bit funny. I couldn't listen to that man's voice for any longer than this clip.
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Yes, I've flashed truckers a few times. It's fun. I bet it makes their day a little more exciting.



As a trucker I can honestly say it does. Though, it is a long time since I saw anything.

Modern cars, with tinted windows don't make it easy to see ii to them. Also, the higher levels of traffic means I have to spend more time watching the road.
Not a deal breaker but, I prefer small natural, over a large false everytime.

That is, if we are talking electively. Surgigal needs (mastectomy etc.) is a different level.
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Mmmm..so have I....


Turns out it is one of my Dearly Beloved fantasies, too. I thought it was just "pillow talk" but.......................No, she really wants to do it.

We are just trying to figure out how to make it come true, safely.3Y8b8n4eKwt3Q7Fs
Been there. Done that. For two different women. No problem. Apart from the shoes. Size 11 feet won't fit in to size 5 heels!
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PS: if you havent read this books, i really recomend them they are really good!! If you are a guy you probably wont like them though, they are kind of like a chick flick but with BDSM on it


Hi, I am a guy and I have, literally, just finished reading the first of the triolgy. I quite enjoyed it. I will definitely be reading the other two books.
I liked the banter and behavioural patterns, between them. Possibly because I was in a similar relationship dynamic to them. Just, without the BDSM parts. We both wanted each other but, in very different ways. When we were together, it was sex, sex, sex and more sex. We could only "communicate" electronically. Perhaps that makes a difference to my enjoyment of them?
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Thigh highs are amazing...something small is a must...maybe sheer also...satin is also good...garderbelts are also good.


For me, seamed stockings. Worn with a garter/suspender belt and HIGH heels. The rest is entirely your choice.
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Drive? Hey, I think I might just fly there for the right person ;)


I did! All the way to Perth, Western Australia, from the UK!
I was offered a FMF 3some once. It was towards the end of my 1st marriage and I was already seeing the woman who became my 2nd. My ex-wife (to be) thought it might make me stay in a loveless marriage. My new wife (to be) thought it would prove how much she "loved" me. Both were wrong, so I declined.

The 2nd marriage didn't last 18 months!
Dropping my trousers, in front of my patrners sister. I was going commando at the time!