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steffanie
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female
United Kingdom

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ooh thanks for the hugs Catnip. Seriously, in your shoes I'd say thanks but no thanks. But if you think you can handle it...

Good luck whatever you decide to do and hugs to you too.
Sounds like my marriage.

I use a vaginal lubricant - it makes things far more enjoyable for us both, and much less painful.

Free accommodation is not to be sniffed at.
Your "best friend" sounds happy as she is and I wouldn't worry too much about her taking on commitments she doesn't want.

Advice her to invest in a high quality mattress or even a water bed. Sounds as if it will be well used and she'll certainly notice the benefits of a comfortable sleep.
To me cunt represents something beautiful so I use it unashamedly - far more than pussy.

I rather resent the fact that a word for the most intimate part of a female can be considered so very offensive.
He hasn't read the script.
He's supposed to realise just how much she loves him and they make out all passionate with a comical moment when the handcuffs get in the way.

We need more romantic movies.
Quote by fystee
Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted charges could be filed if she changes her mind.



I'm surprised at the detective making that statement.

Under english law a woman can't be prosecuted for - and I should think the same applies in the U.S.A.

I found that out when I ...........on second thoughts.BFQdiIqOEAIt9280
Quote by nicola
Who wrote a really terrible story about a frustrated woman using a "carret" to pleasure herself?

It was so bad I removed it anyway, sorry folks!



After that review I want to read it.
Quote by bikebum1975
Jeez it's funny I remeber when Netscape was the king. Funny how they lost out.


Shame to see Netscape languishing at the bottom - there's is such a dynamic and sexy story.

Nowadays we use Firefox, IE7, and Safari.

I'd prefer to use Safari as it's the best looking but it's got download and Flash sound issues.

Firefox fucks itself up everytime it updates itself and IE7 has an annoying back button problem.

So none are perfect - at least not on our PC.

Sea Monkey seems to work OK but it's so ugly.


steffanie
Quote by Juliasari
If men and women are apples and oranges (respectively) to some extent when it comes to sex, then I've had lots of apples, good and bad, and one really amazing Orange.



Orange juice is much nicer than apple juice.
Control is the sexiest thing going I reckon - with the right guy

And it doesn't have to be restricted to role play. You can build your relationship on it, just set your own rules and get on and enjoy it all day, everyday. It featured in my wedding vows "love honor and obey," so it's nothing new.
Quote by ghostwriter
Sorry, not being part of the forum cliche means you often miss such subtleties.



Never mind GW that's nothing.

My posting history on help forums reads like a train crash.

steffanie xxx
Dear DB and Lush members,

My husband tells me it's not how big your download speed is that matters but how you use it.

He said his 2mb set up should serve all my needs nicely. I don't need a great big 6.8mb.

I do get frustrated at times and would like to try something bigger. Do you think I'm missing out with his paltry connection?

Any computer advice is always appreciated.

steffanie xxx
Quote by rosypink1
He pulls down his pants and asks if I want to fuck.


He'd feel stupid with his pants down if you said no.
Quote by erica_luvsit

You married women probably don't go through this but single girls like myself do. At least I would like to know what its all about.



I'm married. He puts mine in his pocket so he has a little bit of me with him. I think it's really sweet.

I get them back though so I suppose that's different.
Quote by bigdoggy
What you know about men could be written on the head of a pin. As far as love goes, I love her deeply, but that's not what this post was about, but you're too busy projecting all over it that you didn't pick up on that.



That's a bit rich - considering what's said in the OP.


steffanie
Quote by bigdoggy


I've told her flat out that I like pubic hair that is neatly trimmed, if not shaved. I keep myself tidied up, so fair is fair. She doesn't seem to get it. I love to go down on her, but I don't like doing the hairball thingie, trying to get that hair out of the back of my throat. What do I need to do here to get things squared away (so to speak)?


Believe me she gets the "hairball thingie," her not doing anything about it is one BIG hint don't you think?

She IS telling you what she feels, but you're not listening.

Do you actually love and care for this woman? - you don't say so in your post, you just talk about sex, and that's not enough. The "communication" is all one way and it's all about what YOU want. That's where you're going wrong.

So listen to what she's telling you and act upon it, doesn't have to be about sex, women tend to be more subtle than that. You'll get closer and closer and the sex part will come soon enough. The more you just demand, the more she'll feel bullied and clam up.

It's all very obtuse and confusing for blokes sometimes, but don't worry, you must have got a lot right already or she'd have dumped you by now.

Good luck.

steffanie xxx
Quote by Loislane

I do have a thing for science fiction though so maybe I'll try write something in that genre for myself..it may get my creative juices flowing...


I did that, combined sci fi with erotica - worked a treat. You can let your imagination go wild because there's no rules.

I'd like to do one about a mermaid being caught by an octopus's tentacles, three other mermaids try and rescue her and ... you can guess where this is heading - but you can't do animals on here. Just as well - I've given the storyline away now.
Oops my link in previous post sends you to the wrong page.

Never mind - it's a funny site if you can be bothered to read it.
I voted for "No - don't enforce signup for either"

Easier it is to comment the more we get.
Yep - works fine now.

Big kiss for your programmer X and one for you of course X
I bet even someone like D.H.Lawrence would get his share of 1's by some mean spoiler.
It sucks but I don't see how you could stop it. The mandatory comment could just say "Crap" or any old nonsense.

It works the other way as well. The 5s can be a bit mysterious sometimes. (not in Tech's case I hasten to add)


PS
I noticed yesterday that Jude's latest story "Remember Me" stormed off within minutes to 13 votes (Twelve 5's and One 1)
Then mysteriously dropped to 3 votes. (Three 5's)
Hi Lush

Pleased to see that you've sourced the problem.

Thanks for your help

Steffanie xxx
Thanks Lush

It's got a link at the bottom to a story I deleted.

I forgot to remove the link.

That's my guess as none of the others have links on


Steffanie
Who can I PM about help with an edit tech problem with one of my stories?

The editor won't open on just one of them.

Thanks

Steffanie
Quote by Lush
I think it's your lingerie that did it.



I'll be writing a lot about my lingerie in my next story, and my sister's !!
Hello all. I've been here a few days now and I'm really enjoying the site.

I've had some nice comments already and found the editing/posting really easy and efficient.

I'd never written anything since I left school until I tried with my sexy stories. I know they might appear a bit crude and rough at times but they're inspired by love and that's what they're really all about.

So I've put them in Wife Lovers.

I do appreciate the comments - they're a big encouragement to keep on trying.

Steffanie x