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sugarbabe
Over 90 days ago
Female, 156
United States
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Hey, Hey all you rumple dumplins.
Been serving up Bat out of Hell, huh?
I cheated on ya all and went to a real life concert
at bike week. My how things looked different.
Girls dressed in Victoria Secrete matching
panties and Bra. With knee high black boots.
I couldn't help but smack my own face to stop
from staring. Bikers and their Babes were everywhere.
Mostly dressed in black leather. Tattoos, Tattoos, and More Tattoos.
Bikes were amazing! Hundreds of them
all parked in a perfect line to be ogled at.
And something else I had never seen were girls with
Hula Hoops. With LED lights. They were good too.
It was dark so it was quite a show they put on. I know, I know,
but I live a quiet sheltered life and I am easily entertained.
I'll do a Bud today, anybody have a light?
Chef it is called the SugarShack...all ya need to enter is legs, hairy ones allowed.
and We never do anything nice & easy. We do it rough. so take Terrence for a walk, he would love it.
Been serving up Bat out of Hell, huh?
I cheated on ya all and went to a real life concert
at bike week. My how things looked different.
Girls dressed in Victoria Secrete matching
panties and Bra. With knee high black boots.
I couldn't help but smack my own face to stop
from staring. Bikers and their Babes were everywhere.
Mostly dressed in black leather. Tattoos, Tattoos, and More Tattoos.
Bikes were amazing! Hundreds of them
all parked in a perfect line to be ogled at.
And something else I had never seen were girls with
Hula Hoops. With LED lights. They were good too.
It was dark so it was quite a show they put on. I know, I know,
but I live a quiet sheltered life and I am easily entertained.
I'll do a Bud today, anybody have a light?
Chef it is called the SugarShack...all ya need to enter is legs, hairy ones allowed.
and We never do anything nice & easy. We do it rough. so take Terrence for a walk, he would love it.
That's on my sexual bucket list!
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I feel better just reading your rant...
slipperywhenwet.
I hope you do too.
Take a deep breath and try to relax.
It's awful when someone makes your whole body
red hot and ready to blow. I have been there,
and try really hard not to go there very often.
But I know sometimes people just have that way of getting under your skin.
Here's a hug
slipperywhenwet.
I hope you do too.
Take a deep breath and try to relax.
It's awful when someone makes your whole body
red hot and ready to blow. I have been there,
and try really hard not to go there very often.
But I know sometimes people just have that way of getting under your skin.
Here's a hug
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no particular order...
over the *few* years that I have dealt with semen...
I have done everything with it.
spit, swallow, gag, rub it in, on, off.
wipe it on a towel, rub it all over me, over him.
played with it, felt it, licked it, slurped it.
said it's messy, sticky, slimy, tastes yummy,
tastes yucky, hummed, purred, laughed and cried.
but never did I ever mean to hurt his feelings.
Almost everyday brings something new in the world of LOVE & SEX.
over the *few* years that I have dealt with semen...
I have done everything with it.
spit, swallow, gag, rub it in, on, off.
wipe it on a towel, rub it all over me, over him.
played with it, felt it, licked it, slurped it.
said it's messy, sticky, slimy, tastes yummy,
tastes yucky, hummed, purred, laughed and cried.
but never did I ever mean to hurt his feelings.
Almost everyday brings something new in the world of LOVE & SEX.
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a c.u.n.t.
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a c.u.n.t.
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An apple, a banana and a penis got into an argument one day.
The apple says sadly "I have the worst life ever. People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground."
The banana says "You think thats bad? People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor."
The penis laughs. "You guys have it easy. You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"
The apple says sadly "I have the worst life ever. People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground."
The banana says "You think thats bad? People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor."
The penis laughs. "You guys have it easy. You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"
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Good Morning Rumplelators.....
That coffee sounds just what this
morning bitch needs.
You are so on with the Best Bar in Town SSass!
Coffee and Booze and Food for thought.
With that a few good (non paying) patrons
drinking all the bottom shelf liquor. Keeps the
bartender bending over.
I'll be back for afternoon tea. *holds my little pinkie out*
but it'll be a long Island Iced Tea.
That coffee sounds just what this
morning bitch needs.
You are so on with the Best Bar in Town SSass!
Coffee and Booze and Food for thought.
With that a few good (non paying) patrons
drinking all the bottom shelf liquor. Keeps the
bartender bending over.
I'll be back for afternoon tea. *holds my little pinkie out*
but it'll be a long Island Iced Tea.
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In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.
In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.
They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.
So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.
In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.
They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.
So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!
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AMEN REV. RUMPLE
Al is missing, BUTT
He might be golfing...
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
Al is missing, BUTT
He might be golfing...
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.