The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your panties!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
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sugarbabe
Over 90 days ago
Female, 155
United States
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OH Scooter I NEVER Do Anything nice and Easy... (MM)sucks ...LOL This is how I Roll...
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My how fast people come and go around here!
I hope all of you are having a good day.
Remembering our troops and our soldiers for what
they have given to us. Their bravery, courage and LOVE of this country
will always be remembered. To the families too. They have to endure
so much and live each day with hope and fear, waiting for that day their loved one returns.
What is a sticky thread?
Have we all spilled our drinks?
or ???? under the table. I really thought I got all of that!
I don't do mops and buckets any more.
Do we need a housekeeper?
I have the perfect maid....
I hope all of you are having a good day.
Remembering our troops and our soldiers for what
they have given to us. Their bravery, courage and LOVE of this country
will always be remembered. To the families too. They have to endure
so much and live each day with hope and fear, waiting for that day their loved one returns.
What is a sticky thread?
Have we all spilled our drinks?
or ???? under the table. I really thought I got all of that!
I don't do mops and buckets any more.
Do we need a housekeeper?
I have the perfect maid....
Active Ink Slinger
Blatz Beer, I haven't thought of that in years.
My dear old dad drank that at times. In a brown fat bottle.
At least that is the way I think I remember it.
I got drunk on it after a new room was added, and he had his friends over to see it.
They all sat around drinking and I walked around and drank out of all of them.
I fell off my tricycle and busted my lip. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with me?
I was three!!!!!!
memories......
My dear old dad drank that at times. In a brown fat bottle.
At least that is the way I think I remember it.
I got drunk on it after a new room was added, and he had his friends over to see it.
They all sat around drinking and I walked around and drank out of all of them.
I fell off my tricycle and busted my lip. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with me?
I was three!!!!!!
memories......
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I'm wandering why I had that one last beer last night
moving very s l o w right now. got to have some coffee...
went to a front yard, then backyard party. and you can guess the rest.
I'll think up something to ease my thumping head.
Thanks RRR Foreskin.
Does that mean you have three rings of foreskin?
moving very s l o w right now. got to have some coffee...
went to a front yard, then backyard party. and you can guess the rest.
I'll think up something to ease my thumping head.
Thanks RRR Foreskin. Does that mean you have three rings of foreskin?
