We know I am to weak to pass you up! Not that I would dare try!
I'd take the time to train him on a few ways I like to fuck...
Oh baby!! Fuck fuck and fuck some more!
Press her against the wall, kissing her passionately, and then slowly caress her beautiful body washing her from head to toe, kissing down to her treasures, and hungrily lap up all the excitement she leaks out as I fondle her for...
She's crazy and hates me...
I got this one recently, and I admit, it caught me off guard and I've never heard it before. We had just been chatting, and getting to know each other, and he asked if I was a waitress. I told him no, and his response was. Oh, well I was hoping you were so that I could give you a big tip in hopes of getting your number.
I'm gonna say pass... just to build the pressure for next time...then if she's good, maybe a fuck ;)
I'd have to pass... because you said you're old... and, I have no idea what you look like...
If I had a dick, I'd hate to put it in the scary lookin ones...makes ya think they will shred it!