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YES I picked up a cleaver in my av again...getting sick of being fucked with...
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Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
All of those goodies look yummy, but I'm still trying to undo the month of not being able to work out, so I will stick with just tea this morning.
Another overcast day...but I can't complain. Just looking forward to hubby's return tomorrow!
TGIF indeed!
Hope everyone enjoys Super Bowl weekend if you are a football fan!
Another overcast day...but I can't complain. Just looking forward to hubby's return tomorrow!
TGIF indeed!
Hope everyone enjoys Super Bowl weekend if you are a football fan!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Things that suck: when you get brave and then you get burned and then your go-to people are busy and you feel like an idiot because you needed to talk and you didn’t just fucking say so.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
I just wanted to thank everyone who has sent me messages asking, “Hey, where is our Office Whore?”
LOL! It is flattering to know that people are enjoying this series as much as I am!
No worries, I have Part 29 nearly ready and Part 30 started.
Oh, and rumors of another Clarence story are totally true.
In the meantime, please enjoy some other stories I have published recently
Sex, Drugs, & Old Shanghai (with Adagio)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/-sex-drugs-old-shanghai-part-1-.aspx
Once More (With Adagio)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-once-more-.aspx
Teen Lust 3 – Lori Pushes the Boundaries with Lexie
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/-teen-lust-3-lori-pushes-the.aspx
Show Me Again That I’m Yours
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-show-me-again-that-im-yours-.aspx
LOL! It is flattering to know that people are enjoying this series as much as I am!
No worries, I have Part 29 nearly ready and Part 30 started.
Oh, and rumors of another Clarence story are totally true.
In the meantime, please enjoy some other stories I have published recently
Sex, Drugs, & Old Shanghai (with Adagio)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/-sex-drugs-old-shanghai-part-1-.aspx
Once More (With Adagio)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-once-more-.aspx
Teen Lust 3 – Lori Pushes the Boundaries with Lexie
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/-teen-lust-3-lori-pushes-the.aspx
Show Me Again That I’m Yours
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-show-me-again-that-im-yours-.aspx
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Who else here thinks Gill is hot? ( raises hand)
no more wine for her, she's talking crazy..
Tech is going to try out the spin cycle on her.. oh hell, its a dryer.. maybe we can unbalance the drum inside, I think this has possibilities.
Coffee for me... Why is it only Thursday? Something to ponder the rest of the day..
Have a lovely day peeps.
{Raises my hand too}
Spin cycle...lol...clever!
Wait, are you calling me unbalanced, Scott? (Thinks I might need that axe after all....lol)
I actually managed to kick some ass at the gym this morning, so I don't feel like so freakin' ancient today. It's been tough getting back after being so ill. So all the drinks are on me for the rest of the day.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Good morning, all y'all! The week is dragging along, or maybe I'm the one dragging. LOL!
I'm in need of more caffeine than tea can offer this morning. Coke Zero please and thanks!!
Getting a new dryer in 7-10 days...Whirlpool is replacing the lemon! YAY!
Have a great Thursday my friends!
I'm in need of more caffeine than tea can offer this morning. Coke Zero please and thanks!!
Getting a new dryer in 7-10 days...Whirlpool is replacing the lemon! YAY!
Have a great Thursday my friends!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Stick with the theme and pick up an Axe..
Morning everyone, i guess I'll have some coffee, Enjoy your day or evening, wherever you are..
Fine, I will look for an Axe later...lol
Tea with lemon for me...
Bad news: My dryer broke for a third time.
Good news: Whirlpool is giving me a new dryer!
Happy Hump Day all y'all!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Speaking of Kats
Lmfao! I might have to pick the knife back up! Or maybe a sword...
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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its pretty much the same for us, we just did a purge not too long ago, and i know the glass one made the cut, unfortunately, all the things she deemed as "Too Big" got thrown out.. It was sad really.
I said " I swear you do this stuff just to hurt my feelings" and Just for that, " I'm buying that nuclear warhead one i spoke of and we're using it"
Well you'd better blindfold her, otherwise you won't get within 10 feet of her with that monster! LOL!
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interesting, i remember getting one of these not so long ago, free with some other purchase and i used on the Mrs and she liked it, then it never came out bag again.. I think i'll have to explore these glass ones further
I have a glass one that I like a lot, but I forget about it until I bring it back out again and think, "why don't I bring this out more often?" We tend to get into a routine of toys we really like and forget to diversify. LOL.
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Scott you’re a funny guy! Paid on Tuesdays? I’m a beach bum and, as such, don’t get paid. But I’ve a bit saved up for just such occasions, so sure...drinks on me!
I’m off to the gym to attempt my first workout in a bit. Hoping my lungs handle it ok. I’m sorry to hear your head is hurting Sara. Migraines are vicious!
Thanks for the tea Ms. Curvy!
I’m off to the gym to attempt my first workout in a bit. Hoping my lungs handle it ok. I’m sorry to hear your head is hurting Sara. Migraines are vicious!
Thanks for the tea Ms. Curvy!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Good morning all y'all! Tea with lemon...whatever kind of tea is highly caffeinated! Staying up late with friends visiting from the north has me dragging today, but well worth it.
My lungs are finally functioning enough that I am feeling pretty human today. Still got a ways to go, but I am encouraged!
I hope everyone has a great Monday!
My lungs are finally functioning enough that I am feeling pretty human today. Still got a ways to go, but I am encouraged!
I hope everyone has a great Monday!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
TGIF everyone. Hope everyone is staying warm and dry. Our 4 day "winter" is over and it's back to 60s and 70s.
Tea with lemon sounds divine. Still not well, but I think I am a little better....or it could be wishful thinking since I have friends coming to visit for the weekend. At least I'm not contagious...I just wish my lungs would clear! Pneumonia is a brutal bitch who sticks around like an unwanted houseguest. I have 3 more weeks to get well because, contagious or not, my germaphobe daughter is not going to let me anywhere near that baby if I'm coughing like this.
Hope everyone has a great Friday and a wonderful weekend!
Tea with lemon sounds divine. Still not well, but I think I am a little better....or it could be wishful thinking since I have friends coming to visit for the weekend. At least I'm not contagious...I just wish my lungs would clear! Pneumonia is a brutal bitch who sticks around like an unwanted houseguest. I have 3 more weeks to get well because, contagious or not, my germaphobe daughter is not going to let me anywhere near that baby if I'm coughing like this.
Hope everyone has a great Friday and a wonderful weekend!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Sometimes people just don't have time to read an entire story, let alone 28 chapters of a story. I recently discovered success in writing two flash erotica stories. One by myself, and one with the very gifted and prolific writer, Adagio.
I would love for people to read both stories. While they are not meant to be connected, the common of theme of true love, and the sexuality that goes with it, make them the perfect companion pieces.
Thanks in advance for checking them out!
Show Me Again That I'm Yours
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-show-me-again-that-im-yours-.aspx
Once More
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-once-more-.aspx
I would love for people to read both stories. While they are not meant to be connected, the common of theme of true love, and the sexuality that goes with it, make them the perfect companion pieces.
Thanks in advance for checking them out!
Show Me Again That I'm Yours
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-show-me-again-that-im-yours-.aspx
Once More
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-once-more-.aspx
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Good morning. Thanks for the tea Tonya! I'm sure as time goes on, your son's fiancée will get more used to the "being a mom" gig. In the meantime it's lovely that you are there to help. Just one more reason why you deserve that award!!
I'm saying a million prayers that once my granddaughter is born that my girl does okay. She struggles with anxiety and depression.
It's supposed to hit 70 this afternoon. I sure hope so, it's been incredibly chilly down here. My blood has thinned and I'm not use to 30s and 40s anymore.
Hope everyone has a happy Thursday. Almost the weekend!
I'm saying a million prayers that once my granddaughter is born that my girl does okay. She struggles with anxiety and depression.
It's supposed to hit 70 this afternoon. I sure hope so, it's been incredibly chilly down here. My blood has thinned and I'm not use to 30s and 40s anymore.
Hope everyone has a happy Thursday. Almost the weekend!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Stay warm Kat and watch out for the falling Iguanas
That is actually a real thing...who knew? Life down here is so interesting....falling iguanas and roaming coyotes...
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It's 37 degrees here in sunny Florida. Brrr...hot tea please! I need to warm up.
Then it's off for a breathing treatment.
Happy Hump Day everyone!
Then it's off for a breathing treatment.
Happy Hump Day everyone!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Another possibility is to write the story in a word processing program. I use Microsoft Word. When it is complete. I copy it and paste it into the submission page. I then add the title, subtitle and tags as well as any picture I might want to head the story.
I do this as well. I tend to save everything on a flash drive. That way no one else can stumble upon my work. I started doing that when my kids were younger. My son was nosy as a teenager. Lol!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Good morning and thanks for the tea. I still feel crappy and I’m frustrated with how long it is taking to get well. Patience is apparently not my forte.
I’m glad you have made headway with the financial situation, Tonya. I hope you get everything completely ironed out and that they catch the culprit and justice is served!
Looks like they are going to induce my daughter at 39 weeks because she had such a rough pregnancy. Fingers crossed!!!
It’s a chilly 42 on the beach this morning. I know that may sound balmy to the folks with snow, but it’s really cold for us here! Lol!
Have a great Tuesday!
I’m glad you have made headway with the financial situation, Tonya. I hope you get everything completely ironed out and that they catch the culprit and justice is served!
Looks like they are going to induce my daughter at 39 weeks because she had such a rough pregnancy. Fingers crossed!!!
It’s a chilly 42 on the beach this morning. I know that may sound balmy to the folks with snow, but it’s really cold for us here! Lol!
Have a great Tuesday!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
A glass of Coke Zero and whatever Adagio wants, on me.
I just want to thank him for asking me to collaborate on another ghost story. It's short but sweet and sensual and, if I do say so myself, quite touching. Take a look if you are interested:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-once-more-.aspx
Thanks!
I just want to thank him for asking me to collaborate on another ghost story. It's short but sweet and sensual and, if I do say so myself, quite touching. Take a look if you are interested:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-once-more-.aspx
Thanks!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
The sun is shining, so the vacationers are huddled around the hot tub, pretending that 58 feels warm. I live here, I have long pants on and a hoodie.
I'd love a glass of something strong, but as the meds I am taking for the pneumonia that won't lose its strangle hold on my lungs don't mix well with alcohol, I will just have a cup of hot tea with extra lemon please.
One of the best parts of retiring and only doing volunteer work? The volunteer part...
I'd love a glass of something strong, but as the meds I am taking for the pneumonia that won't lose its strangle hold on my lungs don't mix well with alcohol, I will just have a cup of hot tea with extra lemon please.
One of the best parts of retiring and only doing volunteer work? The volunteer part...
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Great creepy pic there, Scott! LOL
Good morning all y'all. I know I shouldn't complain, as many of you are experiencing snow and/or freezing temps, but it's a very chilly 48 degrees on my little island right now...brrrr.
I will need some HOT tea to warm up here.
Happy MLK day everyone!
Good morning all y'all. I know I shouldn't complain, as many of you are experiencing snow and/or freezing temps, but it's a very chilly 48 degrees on my little island right now...brrrr.
I will need some HOT tea to warm up here.
Happy MLK day everyone!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Congratulations to the winners, the runners up, and everyone who entered a story. There were so many good ones! I would have struggled to be a judge!! And speaking of judges, that’s to all who took the time to read these amazing stories!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
I was going to have tea but when you mentioned hot cocoa, Bill, you made me rethink that. So hot cocoa it is with tiny marshmallows please and thank you. After battling back the monster in my lungs, I finally managed to finish OW 28, which is now available for those who like to keep up with what’s happening in the world of Chad and Reina. Then I spent some time reading stories and, damn there’s a lot of talent here in Lush!
Can’t stay long...the next breathing treatment starts in 10 minutes. At this point I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get better.
Hope everyone’s weekend is starting out well and that the sun shines on you, no matter where you are!
Can’t stay long...the next breathing treatment starts in 10 minutes. At this point I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get better.
Hope everyone’s weekend is starting out well and that the sun shines on you, no matter where you are!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
It’s been a long time since my husband has expressed a desire to have sex with anyone else but me, but if it was something he really wanted, we would talk about it. We’ve been together for many years. We trust each other and we communicate well about our needs and desires.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
I think it's more important to have a good imagination than it is to have a wide range of sexual exploits. Write for yourself and if YOU like it, be brave enough to submit it. The readers and authors here on Lush are very encouraging! Lots of authors are willing to proofread/edit if you need another set of eyes to look at your story before you submit it. Don't be afraid to reach out.
Definitely read stories from multiple genres. Reading helps you get a better feel for pacing and flow.
Once you DO submit a story, go into the thread about self promotion and let people know you have something you'd like them to read. And, by all means, post the link here in this thread so we can all read it too!!
Definitely read stories from multiple genres. Reading helps you get a better feel for pacing and flow.
Once you DO submit a story, go into the thread about self promotion and let people know you have something you'd like them to read. And, by all means, post the link here in this thread so we can all read it too!!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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A Dream? I thought you told me you do that on a regular basis, Remember when you put on a wig and told me to scissor you....
So in other news...
My cat decided to pass today, She went in my moms arms and it was peaceful
Thank you to everyone who sent messages asking about her, Its been appreciated.
and now for something more cheerful
today is Betty Whites Birthday
She turned 98, And she is still kicking ass..
Hope everyone is having a good day.
Coffee please
So very sorry about your kitty!! Hugs!!
I love that Betty White is 98 and kicking ass still! She might secretly be a cat...the whole 9 lives thing....just a thought.