Gotta love Flintstone porn!
Hot tea please, with some lemon and honey and a shot of whiskey...heading in to see the doc again today....can't stay well. Sigh...
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Thank you, Curvy, I'd love some tea...woke up with a sore throat and congestion this morning. I can't seem to stay well...
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Quote by scottob1234
Want me to beat the shit out of them with an Hitachi Wand?
Yes, actually, that would be amazing! And while you're at it, can you beat the shit out of whoever it was who shared their germs with me yesterday? I woke up with a sore throat and congestion...again...three days before I have to get on an airplane!
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Robin Zander and Rick Nielsen and Daxx Nielsen from Cheap Trick.
Mick Jones, Kelly Hansen, and Jeff Pilson from Foreigner.
And a bunch of NBA basketball players back in the late 80s, early 90s
Mick Jones, Kelly Hansen, and Jeff Pilson from Foreigner.
And a bunch of NBA basketball players back in the late 80s, early 90s
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I promise, now that my Back to Nature competition story is finished and published, that I will get busy working on OW 30! Thanks for your patience! In the meantime, I would love it if you'd read my Back to Nature story and vote/comment!
(Fuck Me) In the Water https://www.lushstories.com/stories/outdoor/-fuck-me-in-the-water-.aspx
Thanks so much!!
(Fuck Me) In the Water https://www.lushstories.com/stories/outdoor/-fuck-me-in-the-water-.aspx
Thanks so much!!
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Good morning everyone, hope the day is going well whatever your time zone, climate, or hemisphere.
I heard there were several political pontifications, and now I'm even happier I didn't watch the Oscars. I did enjoy The Joker very much, though. I highly recommend seeing it, with the warning that it is extremely dark. Maybe watch a few episodes of your favorite comedy show afterwards and before going to bed.
My beach got longer as a result of last weeks storm. It looks strange to see that much extra sand before the water's edge. But the beach bikers are loving it!
Just tea this morning, please and thanks!
I heard there were several political pontifications, and now I'm even happier I didn't watch the Oscars. I did enjoy The Joker very much, though. I highly recommend seeing it, with the warning that it is extremely dark. Maybe watch a few episodes of your favorite comedy show afterwards and before going to bed.
My beach got longer as a result of last weeks storm. It looks strange to see that much extra sand before the water's edge. But the beach bikers are loving it!
Just tea this morning, please and thanks!
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I'm probably one of the only people I know that didn't watch the awards show last night. I was so focused on finishing my comp story (see the link after my signature), that I just plain forgot it was on.
Our warm weather has returned to the beach along with the sunshine! Lots of seasonal part time neighbors arrived this weekend, so it has been nice catching up with people on what they've been up to since their last time down.
Getting ready for my trip up north for the birth of my granddaughter...finally!! Her doc promised he wouldn't let her go past her due date since this has been such a rough pregnancy, so we are guaranteed to meet her while we are there.
I'd love an iced tea with lemon please and thanks. Hope everyone's Monday is going well.
Our warm weather has returned to the beach along with the sunshine! Lots of seasonal part time neighbors arrived this weekend, so it has been nice catching up with people on what they've been up to since their last time down.
Getting ready for my trip up north for the birth of my granddaughter...finally!! Her doc promised he wouldn't let her go past her due date since this has been such a rough pregnancy, so we are guaranteed to meet her while we are there.
I'd love an iced tea with lemon please and thanks. Hope everyone's Monday is going well.
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Good morning all y'all. Hope the week is starting off well for everyone. Just stopping in for some tea with lemon and to say hi! Working on my comp story today in between chores. It finally started to come together over the weekend. Happy Monday!
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Wishing you a very happy birthday from the beach, Jonathan!
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Tonya, so sorry about your kitty! Sending you warm hugs of comfort!
I'm just poking my head in on the way to read some more of the stories I have stockpiled in my queue. Then it's off to the beach for a walk before dinner.
Be well, everyone!
I'm just poking my head in on the way to read some more of the stories I have stockpiled in my queue. Then it's off to the beach for a walk before dinner.
Be well, everyone!
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Quote by Verbal
Ping, are you talking, like, a washing machine? Or are we talking blender size? If it's something big like a washer, I think it's gonna haunt your conscience like the tale tell heart, clunking loudly in the laundry room as police detectives visit your home until you cry out your guilt and reveal your purloined appliance.
LOL, Ping is talking about my dryer. The one Whirlpool was supposed to order to replace the one I bought last March that has broken three times. The one that somehow no one actually ordered...supposedly. But since it showed up at Ping's house, they must be lying...lol. I got a $100 gift card coming for my "inconvenience" and a promise that a new dryer would be in my house, stacked and connected, and the old one taken away in 7-10 days, but no later than 14 days (yes...that was the exact phrase. Not sure how 14 falls between 7 and 10...sigh...).
It's past noon here, so I will have a glass of Moscato please, I've earned it! LOL
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What do you mean the replacement dryer that Whirlpool promised would be here in 7-10 days wasn't actually ordered? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Thanks so much for the cup of tea, Tonya. MUCH needed today. We had to take cover last night due to the Tornadic Storm that blew up off the Gulf. We were fortunate. Lots of wind and the Gulf waters rose up nearly to the pool but stopped short of it, thank goodness. I saw lots of wind and storm damage inland in the cities in the storms path in pictures this morning. The water is very rough today and the temps dropped 15 degrees. So it looks like a good day to stay inside.
I'm skipping the donuts as good as they look. My sore abs from my core workout yesterday are telling me to steer clear. LOL. Dammit...that one with the M&Ms on it was calling my name.
TGIF everyone!!
I'm skipping the donuts as good as they look. My sore abs from my core workout yesterday are telling me to steer clear. LOL. Dammit...that one with the M&Ms on it was calling my name.
TGIF everyone!!
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Good morning all y'all. It's a windy day here on the island and the waves are big and brutal. I'm watching some kids enjoy some "surfing" action with their boogie boards.
I survived a core workout this morning. Just trying to get back to where I was before being sick for a month. One day at a time.
Gil, I think the journal is a lovely idea. Dementia is cruel. I watched my mother slowly disappear until Alzheimer's and Parkinson's took her 12 years ago. Try to enjoy the moments of clarity.
I hope everyone is getting through the week okay. It's almost the weekend. I'm usually chomping at the bit for the weekend to come by this point in the week, but my guy has been working from home most of the week. A girl could get used to that! lol.
Thanks for the tea and the company, as always!!
I survived a core workout this morning. Just trying to get back to where I was before being sick for a month. One day at a time.
Gil, I think the journal is a lovely idea. Dementia is cruel. I watched my mother slowly disappear until Alzheimer's and Parkinson's took her 12 years ago. Try to enjoy the moments of clarity.
I hope everyone is getting through the week okay. It's almost the weekend. I'm usually chomping at the bit for the weekend to come by this point in the week, but my guy has been working from home most of the week. A girl could get used to that! lol.
Thanks for the tea and the company, as always!!
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Quote by LikeToWrite
That's my first cousin on the left fighting that nasty spammer. I'm so proud of my relative for doing such a great job.THANK YOU to all you other moderators for 'assisting' in this seemingly endless job of keeping this site free of spammers and other types of people we don't want.
Well your first cousin is adorable! LOL. Who'd guess behind that sweet little face lay the heart of a trained spam assassin!
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Love this!!! Post pics please!!!!! Ha!
Maybe something like this?
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I have discovered that writing Flash Erotica is a nice way to give readers something short and sweet (or not so sweet) while they are waiting to read the next chapter in a series or a new, longer story. Here's one I am very proud of:
Sex in the Moonlight https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sex-in-the-moonlight-.aspx
Sex in the Moonlight https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sex-in-the-moonlight-.aspx
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Quote by Verbal
No one spammed me.
Well you probably just jinxed yourself!
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Quote by sprite
we're brainstorming on yet another way to put a stop to them. it's getting annoying, yeah?
Yes! LOL, I keep getting email notifications and thinking I'm getting actual comments from members on my new story and it's just spam. Ah well, I'm sure it's even more annoying for all y'all who have to keep eliminating the spammers. I will just keep hitting remove!!
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It's been spam city today! Thanks to the mods who have been removing them left and right! I feel like it's been a whack-a-mole game though. I report one and two more pop up!
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Good morning all y'all! Another overcast day here on the island, but I can't complain. It is winter, after all, even down here.
Just some tea this morning, as yummy as the baked goods look.
Quiet day here, hopefully that means time to work on my comp story. Although I have a few other things to finish up too.
Have a great Wednesday everyone!
Just some tea this morning, as yummy as the baked goods look.
Quiet day here, hopefully that means time to work on my comp story. Although I have a few other things to finish up too.
Have a great Wednesday everyone!
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by Verbal
The cardiologist said a) my heart spontaneously went OUT of a-fib, as mysteriously as it had gone into a-fib, and 2) my risk factors literally add up to 0. So, all is well, no harm, no foul, I see her again in a year. I don't even have to take the pills that cost me $235 frikkin dollars.
Shots for everyone, in celebration!
That’s fabulous news! I will have a shot of Goldschlager in honor of that (and because I can finally hear out of my left ear for the first time since NYE!)
At least you don’t have to keep buying the expensive pills!
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Good morning! Thanks for the tea, Ms. Curvy!
Feeling like it's a good day to wish everyone good health, a clear path, and friends who are always there for you!
Feeling like it's a good day to wish everyone good health, a clear path, and friends who are always there for you!
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Hi Bee! Welcome! I’m Kat or Katarina or often just TG. I live on the beach in Florida on the west coast.
I’m just here for a quick refill on my hot tea and then I’m off to take a walk. Hubby worked from home on his bday today and he figures a half day is plenty!! I’m just happy he’s in town! He was supposed to be in Australia this week.
Cheers all y’all!
I’m just here for a quick refill on my hot tea and then I’m off to take a walk. Hubby worked from home on his bday today and he figures a half day is plenty!! I’m just happy he’s in town! He was supposed to be in Australia this week.
Cheers all y’all!
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Good morning all y'all! Congrats to the Chiefs and all their fans!
Thanks, Tonya, for the lovely tea!
Thanks to all who read my story Sex in the Moonlight https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sex-in-the-moonlight-.aspx
I wrote it as a bday present for my hubby and it made him happy when I said I was posting it. So thanks for making it even more special by reading it!!
Have a great Monday everyone!!
Thanks, Tonya, for the lovely tea!
Thanks to all who read my story Sex in the Moonlight https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sex-in-the-moonlight-.aspx
I wrote it as a bday present for my hubby and it made him happy when I said I was posting it. So thanks for making it even more special by reading it!!
Have a great Monday everyone!!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Hi ya, Carl.
As another fine, free service of the staff here at, Rumplations, here's a list of recent stories which are, imo, more than eligible for the coveted, Rumplations Recommended Read (RRR) recognition.
Laura
Rent: Dancing in the Rain
Sprite
'Alice's very naughty adventures
Hera (Jen)
Debrief
Tech Goddess
The Office Whore - chapter 29
Voltemand
What My Flowers Said, chapter 3
Dark Side
Emily ‘Vixen’ Carter
Vanessa
Flipping The Switch
--and just off the main page--
Master Jonathan
My Brother's Wife - #1 on the Story Picks list
Voltemand
What My Flowers Said, chapter 1 & 2
* note: read this following a strong recommendation from ChrisM which, fwiw, now has a big 'AMEN' from me *
Anybody need a drink?
Thanks for the nod, Bill! And for the suggestions of what else to add to my queue! Who knew my little Office Whore would be still drawing attention by Part 29!
Enjoy the game everyone...or at least the commercials...or a least the halftime show...or ummm all the snacks and beer? LOL
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Chad tries a new intense task with Reina in
The Office Whore - Part 29
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/-the-office-whore-part-29-.aspx
Thanks in advance for reading!!
The Office Whore - Part 29
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/-the-office-whore-part-29-.aspx
Thanks in advance for reading!!
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Quote by scottob1234
Same as every other SB sunday, I'll tie the wife up and start working her over with toys, eventually I'll try to see if she's up for taking a football in her pussy.
She'll say , Dude. Just no..
I'll be bummed and have to continue making her have orgasms with the "lame" toys while trying to convince her, that , "You really should try this football, i'm telling ya, it'll be fun"
Have some coca-cola while watching the game...the bottle is multifunctional...