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You’ve made quite a name for yourself since I’ve been away. But congratulations on your success. I knew you were a great writer even from the few first stories of yours I was privileged to read.

Thank you! I always appreciated your support. (Now, I might have to write Part 60 for The Office Whore.)

It's good to see you back here. I've missed your writing! Hugs for you! 😘

Stopping in for some tea on this busy Thursday. Skipping the goodies because my daughter's wedding is less than four months away. 😎🥰

Off to the gym. Then a swim in my pool. Then a hair appointment. Then back to the condo to check on the progress of contractors (fence installers and the electricians who will redo the lighting under the building).

Hope y’all are having a great day so far. If you a little pick-me-up, check out my latest story about a lucky hitchhiker. 😉

What happens when I'm cooped up in a car for hours while hubby is driving in the rain? My imagination runs amok, and I write a story called Keep Your Hands On The Wheel, Babe.

Here's the product of that wild imagination I was talking about:

Keep Your Hands On The Wheel, Babe

Now I'm working on Boardrooms and Boudoirs Part Eleven.

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Has any woman ever had their husband/significant other want to see you have sex with another man ? And or has any man ever wanted to see their wife /significant other fuck another man ?

Yes. My latest story is a fictional piece, but it could have been real since my husband has always enjoyed watching and then reclaiming me as his.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/keep-your-hands-on-the-wheel-babe

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

You can mess with MAGA assholes, and you can mess with the Tangerine Turd, but don't you mess with Kat, or there won't be any place for you to hide!

Besides, I've met Kat, and she's younger than I am, so … 😜

Awww thanks Bear! It's okay if Rachel teases me a little. She's probably the only Lushie/Rumpie shorter than me! 😉

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Dang, woman. you are old! giggles and runs

And I though I was sassy! Lol! I may be old but I can still catch you! 😉😘😻🧚

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Oh, lil' ol me new? Nope, I've been around. I was participating lots - then got harrassed by too many stalkers- tried to ignore, changed my settings - and finally just stayed in the background doing my thing- helping others.

James has tried for years to lure me back...

Happy to see you here! I've been a bit hit or miss lately. But I have been a part of Rumps since page 1 😎

Mr. Bear, please put Beachgirl’s drinks on my tab today (and tomorrow, just for fun) 😎

Happy Father's Day to all the Dad and Dad-figures out there! I'm missing my dad something fierce today. He was a cool guy and I'm not ashamed to admit that I learned 90% of my dirty jokes from him. 🥰 It has been nearly 9 years that he's been gone.

Day 2 of the trek home. We are less than 700 miles from home. Woo Hoo! We had a great time up north but it was lovely to wake up in Tennessee and 70-degree weather this morning. It never hit 70 at any point of any day while we were up in northern Michigan. Of course, once I'm home, give me a couple of days and I will be bitchin’ about it being hot and humid at the beach.

Hey Bear, in honor of Father's Day, put every drink that we've put on your tab on mine! (well at least for the last year. Lol).

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Safe travels home, Kat!

And another day, another senseless shooting in America. Are we great again, yet? 😕

I’ll be in my corner. I dropped off Butters for a playdate with Miss Pixel. :)

Stopped in Knoxville for the night. We will have about 10 hours to drive tomorrow, but we will stop along the way.

I'd bring Chessie to play with Butters and Miss Pixel, but she isn't a fan of other cats, or most people, for that matter. She loves me, likes my husband, tolerates our kids, and lowers herself to allow my friends/neighbors to co-exist with her.

I'm traveling today and we have been driving through periodic rain. So instead of actual rode fun (keep those hands on the wheel, babe) I let my imagination run amok and have created a fun road head story that I need to edit properly on my laptop. I hope to have it ready to submit in the next day or so. 😈

Buncha stuff going on. Long story short we are in the road heading home after being gone nearly a month. I have enjoyed the travel in Michigan and time with family and friends, but the beach is calling me home.

Plus I need to be home for the installation of our new fence, which will be the last project of phase one of the property reconstruction. This is the last part that I am helping to oversee, with the exception of the poolside bathroom floor tile in phase two. I had hoped they could reuse the existing tile that remained intact after the storm, but it's looking like I will need to choose something else. We will likely see another special assessment by the end of summer if not sooner so they can start building the new garages. With a little luck, we will be able to start that part of phase two in October. But once the fence is in I will take pics to share. I promised Kimmi I would!

Stopping for lunch here. I will check back later. Gonna try to mod some stories during the next part of our road trek.

Something with caffeine please and thank you. We leave the island in about two hours. And we may have stayed up later than anticipated last night.

Oh and I saw some buns that looked delicious. Yum!

TGIF 🥰

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Hi, Sprite

It’s a sunny day in the land of the bluegrass. I’m still trying to walk without screaming amidst the cicadas. And Butters captured one and brought it inside to play a game of catch and release. That was fun for one of us. 🙄

I woke with clarity about my writing, which was nice. Been struggling for a bit now. I credit my acupuncture appt yesterday for releasing some blocks.

Have a wonderful Thursday!

Love y’all! :)

Oh… and I am excited to sit alongside the late, great man and writer Survivor with the Omnium on the sister site. He was Green_Man here. That challenge helped restart my imagination and veer it in new directions.

Congratulations! YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR!

All Kimmi's drinks on my tab today! AND I do actually mean my tab...though I'm not sure when I'll be paying that off. 😘

Congratulations to the winners and all the top ten! Great stories!! Fun competition!

Poking my head in to say hi! Been busy the past couple of days enjoying the kids and grandkids. They leave today after dinner so we are enjoying every moment together that we can!

If they nap simultaneously today I might come back for a drink. Lol. That hasn't happened yet.

Popping in for some tea before the littles wake up! My grandkids are adorable but man do they have barrels of energy! Lol.

Hope y’all have a relaxing Saturday! 😘

I'm working on the third part of Dirty Diana. It was meant to be a two-part story, but a third part has developed in my brain, and I figured I should share it. 😉

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Shall I get glasses, or should we just pass the bottle back and forth?

Glasses? We don’t need no stinkin’ glasses.

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Now brother bear before you try sweet talking our princess, you better check on your major casualty insurance. Me I can't keep up with what passes as the US health system, much less what you and your fellow (Bearish) Canadians have to endure.

Happy to see you here!

Bartender! All Rumps' drinks on my tab!

Congratulations! 🎈

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Have I won yet?

You're always a winner in my book! 😘😘

You’ve heard of the Mile High Club, but what happens when your flight attendant is a naughty girl like Dirty Diana ?

Since we are posting here…

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It’s Rainbow Pussy

I might have to steal this for next year... you know... Rainbow KAT! LOL JK, but it's so damned cute!

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Hey everyone,

Dropped another publication, and it will be a while before another after this 4 week string:

Pick Ups And Drop Offs

Looking forward to reading this one!

I just got done modding a few long stories and I'm gonna head out to ride bikes with my man!

Happy Pride Month!

Just popping in to say hi! My dear friend that I taught with for many years came up to the island yesterday afternoon and spent the night. We have a lovely day planned. Now I just need the temp to warm up a bit.

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If you have time, I do urge you to read my "out of this world" Island Getaway competition story. If you read the comments about it, you will see that it has been well received. 😊 It is called Euphoria Island

I love having followers and feedback on my stories. It helps motivate me, and I always reply to every comment that I receive. 😊

A fabulous read!

Oooh. I forgot to mention a big thanks for the Queen tunes this morning, Mr. 🦁 Lion. 💋💋

Well, Bear I’m glad you clarified that the granddaughter was a guest for dinner. 😂 Enjoy! If she’s anything like my 5 year old granddaughter, it will be a lovely, entertaining meal.

I may or may not have been part of the spillage in Storeroom 4 so hand me the mop and I’ll clean up. 😘

Speaking of cleaning up, we have to pack up and head out of the condo in Mackinaw City this morning. Then it’s 2 weeks on the island. The weather won’t be anything spectacular. But y’all know that’s not why I go. 🥰

TGIF all y’all!