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Mmm. Cake with a piece of ass

Taking notes….

Both look good with frosting...😉😘

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You know, I could do things with those 😎

Exactly! See? Piece of cake! (or is it piece of ass? I'm never sure).

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we are adding 3 new categories next week. sorry (not).

1. sprite's likes/dislikes

2. sassy redheads

3. public sex with story mods

My latest tale is a snippet from a conversation with a Lush friend from a few years ago.

Crossing The Line With Future Girl

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Thank you. I got close twice before only to have more added. I feel like I'm cursed 😂😂😂😂

I'm glad you're going for it, David! 😊

Happy Birthday to David ( across the pond )

I'm home and slept in my own bed last night. So why am I tired this morning? Hmmm… 😈

Had a great time but I'm happy to be home. 🥰

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Yes! I’ve actually never been to Memphis, and would like to see Graceland some day.

You’re not too far from Stormdog.

I would travel to see Rumpies!

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There have been several, Milik. Larry (Green_Man here and Survivor on SS) still hits me hard. He was so prolific and supportive on both sites. I thought of KiteAres the other day, too. I think we are all of similar age and it’s hard as it seems friends start passing.

All of these people were truly amazing. I miss KiteAres very much! He was so encouraging when I was doing chemo treatments. Sometimes I read a story and see his comment and feel a tug at my heart.

Safe travels today, Bear!

Enjoying a bit of quiet time before I get my day rolling. After 3 days of a whirlwind, today is just lunch with my sister before heading to the airport later.

A cup of tea sounds perfect right now.

Bear, I will be waving as I go to have lunch with my sister in Livonia before I fly home tomorrow. I hope your visit to AA goes well. Please say hello to Lady Jay for me. 😘

Today is a mix of Grandma's school drop-off and pick-up service and attending a celebration at the school I helped open 25 years ago. Should be a fun day. 😎

Happy Hump Day, all y’all! 🥰

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I sort of wrote something

Parallel Lines

And it's fabulous! ❤️

Last week it looked like the Lions forgot how to play football. This week they were on fire! 🔥❤️🦁💙

On the airplane, waiting for takeoff. A busy week helping out with grandkids, attending a celebration, and lunch with my sister! Detroit here I come!

Have a great Monday, all y’all. Imma be in and out all week. I'm staying at a hotel so I have some guaranteed downtime. 😉😘

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I disagree. I think it's a brilliant watersports story, as much as masturbation is a sex story.

I wonder if someone could write a watersports story about a threesome involving a mother, son, and daughter?

Killing three dreaded categories at one: Watersports, fantasy, and MILF.

Ummm. Not gonna touch that one.

But for those so inclined, each category must have its own unique story for PW or Omnium badges. 😘💋

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totally cheating. taking your badge back until you write a proper piss story. shame on you.

She pissed. I checked and peegasms are part of the watersports world! But if it makes you feel better, you can spank me with they paddle. Just sayin’😘

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You know, what burned me out on trying for it was writing a watersports story. There were others I wrote that I didn't like and would not have otherwise posted, but that one really disgusted me.

After I wrote that, I decided that the pursuit wasn't worth abusing my respect for the craft. I still detest that story but never deleted it. Writing that one, and a few others I found completely unworthy of praise bothered me enough that it took me years to put it behind me.

But they are there now and what is left may be somewhat a case of writing something for reasons other than creativity, but they won't offend my sense of decency to create.

And I write without it bothering me so I'm not particularly moral, but the pissing was a step to far for me.

EDIT: Its important to say now I DO NOT JUDGE ANYONE FOR THEIR SEXUAL INTEREST.

I'm simply speaking for myself

Thank got scat isn't a thing here. 😳

I took a different turn on the Watersports category when I was working towards Omnium: Jacuzzi Love. I felt like it was cheating but I looked it up and it counts as watersports so yay me! Lol.

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I wanted to be rude, but he's from another country and I thought that maybe there was a cultural barrier or miscomunication.

You're so patient. But in what country is it typical to offer to impregnate a stranger? 🤣🤣

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I did my best to be polite and to also not laugh at him openly!

You're too kind

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I was told by someone I barely know that they wanted to impregnate me and my SO (who is also female). I am seldom at a loss for words, but I was today! 🤣

🙀

Now that I've released Margaret The MILF, I've been working on a story of a woman who wishes she could have a do-over at life. It's still in the rough stages, but it's starting to turn into a story. I hope to be able to finish it next week.

If you've not had the opportunity to read Margaret The MILF, I would love to hear what you think about it. Thanks!😘

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Honestly don't know how you and the others have the patience. It seems a thankless task. I'll take the opportunity now to say Thank you to you all 🙏

Its always appreciated when members say nice things like this. 🥰😘

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Reminds me of when my daughter was a dancer. I miss those days but she’s doing incredible things with her wicked smart brain these days. Still I catch myself watching old dance videos and this was a lovely reminder of those days. Thanks! 🥰

Is it too early for a glass of Moscato? It's move in day for my friend with Alzheimer’s. It's the right decision, but still heartbreaking.

On a much happier note, my daughter's wedding is in 29 days!

Lots of highs and lows lately.

Happy Thirsty Thursday, all y’all. And HUGS for all who need ‘em!

Brains.

Favorite erotic genre...

Office Sex or Milf?

MILF for sure! 😘

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I’ll have two donuts and the red head. I’m taking her to go, if you don’t mind😎

So, I started a flash story last night just to see if the words would, ah, cum, and the next thing I knew I had a completed story called a Morning Quickie.

It’s already posted so if anyone wants to read it, here is a link

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/a-morning-quickie

Can I give you half my donut, and you share the redhead with me? Both seem delightfully yummy! I've got your Morning Quickie in my reading queue to read...you guessed it...tomorrow morning.

I've been working on wedding stuff. My girl gets married one month from tomorrow! ❤️

For your viewing pleasure, Margaret The MILF

Ben has had a crush on his best friend's mom ever since high school. Will he finally get the chance to act on his desires?

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Sorry no one has responded to you forum. Your hot and I am not. But best wishes to you RED

Thank you for your interest! I appreciate knowing someone is out there. 😎😘

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There are some great stories and also some that read pretty much the same down to sentence pattern, layered descriptions, etc. I don’t have a ton of free reading time, so I’m kinda skimming the first few paragraphs and getting out or committing. I’m looking for something I haven’t read before in these comps, ya know.

I do the same thing. Especially since many of the stories are long. I don't mind reading long ones if they are unique and well-written.

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I enjoyed opening day for the NFL yesterday. I purchased the NFL plus package hoping I could watch my game with the Rams live unfortunately I can only watch it as a replay, but they did have the complete game and I managed not to know the score before I started watching.

Since I don’t wanna pay for Sunday ticket, I’ll probably end up just staying away from the TV on Sunday and catching up on Mondays

The good news is the Rams won. The game was sloppily played by both sides, and I feel the referees were as rusty as the teams.

Stafford look good at times and other times he looked extremely rusty, but that’s hardly surprising since he didn’t play at all in the preseason

But we’re 1-0 so I can’t complain

The Bucs won their game. But the Lions lost. It was an ugly game where I started to wonder if they had forgotten how to play football. Yeah, it's tough to play at Lambeau Field. But the Lions of the past couple of years should have played better. The one bright spot in the game was the rookie, Isaac TeSlaa, whose stunning catch in the end zone was incredible.

Stafford will always have a special place in my heart. He's a good guy, and his wife, Kelly, is a sweetheart.

I'm struggling to finish a story that I thought would be done and published by now. To be fair, I was a little distracted with wedding plans this weekend for my youngest. But this morning I had a chunk of writing time and I think I managed two paragraphs.

As for badges, I looked yesterday and discovered that after getting the Author 500 badge, the next one isn't until 1,000 stories. It took me 17 years to get to 500, so the likelihood of doubling that number is slim. LOL!

Been reading more Obsession stories. There are some incredible stories in the comp. It'll be hard for the judges, for sure!

OH Goodness, Mr. Lion! If that kitten grows into his paws, you're gonna have one BIG cat! Frank is adorable!