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terry20069
4 weeks ago
Straight Male, 34
0 miles · Wichita

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Here's mine. Who's on yours?


If you have the time, here's the template I used.

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I'm 6'3" so, comparatively, most of my girlfriends have been short. The shortest one was 5'2" I think. But I like short girls. I have a fantasy of being with a little person I'm trying to see realized.
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I love a bigger girl. I like how soft they are and a little jiggle is sexy to me. That being said, 3 thru 6 are ideal for me.
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I was with one that cried. Freaked the shit out of me. Wrote about it in my story, check it out.
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Oh, I don't mean evil as in trying to take over the world or something (saving that for the off chance I get super powers) I mean it as I would just be a badass. Gettin paid and gettin laid. That's it.
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I love all these answers, but I KNOW I would use my knowledge for evil hahahaha.
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go back and re-live your life from say 15yrs old or so with the knowledge you have now, would you? I know I would. LOL I'd be a motherfucking monster!!!!
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I used to have a friend to work out with but ever since he went off living his own life with his family, I can't find the will to work out anymore. I just find it extremely BORING. I want to do it but I know I'll just get tired of it and stop. How do you stay motivated?
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Those pills do pretty much the same as ED meds but pose more health risks. They just increase the blood flow which in turn widens the blood vessels giving you a "larger" penis. The effects only last as long as you are taking the pills. From Wikipedia: Ira Sharlip, a spokesman for the American Urological Association, has said, "There is no such thing as a penis pill that works. These are all things that are sold for profit. There's no science or substance behind them." The only real way to increase your size is by using a penis extender. Constant pulling pressure applied to the penis causes the skin cells to divide and multiply, stretching your penis. This is a long process and will take months, but eventually you'll notice yourself lengthening. Don't know about gaining girth though.
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Quote by Nikki703


How about Gina Gershon and Anyone in Anything!!

Mickey Rourke and Carre Otis in Wild Orchid.

If you want to see something pretty wild, check out Chloe Sevigny in Brown Bunny!




If you want to bring up movies like that, you should check out 9 Songs! I'm not telling you what its about or who's in it. Just watch and love.
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Your recommended philosophy-guru is ZENO OF CITIUM.

Key fact: He taught in a stoa, the Athenian supermarket, and hence founded the school of philosophy called Stoicism.

Must have: An interest in everyday life, for it is there that you learn life's big lessons.

Key promise: An ability to face anything, no matter how disastrous.

Key peril: To be "stoical" is to turn your back on passion.

Most likely to say: "If you have integrity, no-one can harm you."

Least likely to say: "Forget prudence! It won't help you anyway."
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Quote by naughtynurse


Actually:


‘Name: Bond, James. Height: 183 cm, weight: 76kg; slim build; eyes: blue; hair: black; scar down right cheek & on left shoulder; all-round athlete; expert pistol shot, boxer, knife-thrower; does not use disguises. Languages: French and German. Smokes heavily (NB: special cigarettes with three gold bands); vices: drink, but not to excess, and women.'

Ian Fleming, From Russia With Love

Note:
183 cm = 6.00394 ft 76 kg =167.551 lb



Oh, you went with the book Bond. Nice. Either way, I'm all for Batman.

I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN!!



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BATMAN
Real name: Bruce Wayne
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Transportation: Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle, Batplane
Master of multiple weapons and martial arts
Weapon of choice: Batarang



007
Real Name: James Bond
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Transportation: Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, BMW, Ford, Saap, Rolls-Royce, Chevrolet
Master of multiple martial arts and weapons
Weapon of choice: Walther PPK



12 ROUNDS FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!
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Quote by 1ball


I gotta say that this isn't very good advice. When I'm talking with another guy, I might say things like, "Wow, did you see the awesome legs on that redhead in the blue shorts.", but I don't think Terry should say anything like that to a girl he's interested in.


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I really need some help here. I'm 22 and I have no clue what to say. Its not that I'm scared or nervous or anything like that; I can introduce myself and exchange pleasantries but beyond that, I completely blank with no idea what to say next. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.