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Yeah this is turning out to be the World Cup of injuries, even before it started!
The German team had like 4 or 5 players (including Ballack) getting injured and had to scratch them off the list.

And yeah, the diving/dying swan act is something I loathe so Ronaldo really doesn't get much manlove from me haha. Although Rafael v/d Vaart performed a nice Schwalbe against Ghana lol. I called it right away though and the replay showed I was right. I told my dad straight off he was diving and that it showed that he had played in the German league.
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This is the first time I've ventured into this thread, it's hilarious, and not because of the subject matter either.

The butthurt report form cracked me up too.

My god we have some entertaining characters around the place


This.



Never knew we would acquire a brilliant Bret Easton Ellis character on lush.
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Hey check my location Damon. Let me tell ya, hell ain't a bad place to be!
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As for Ronaldo crying... Give the guy a break, it's the World Cup. If you want to see real crybabies look at Argentina after they get eliminated. the whole damn team cries.


Almost missed this hehe.
Ronaldo wasn't crying because Portugal was eliminated, they beat us 1-0 before the game turned ugly and a new world record of red and yellow cards drawn was established. Go look it up. It was ugly as hell and that referee was kicked out of the tournament for letting it all happen.
Ronaldo was crying because he was trying to go along with the bad ass foul playing on the pitch but got sent off the pitch after either a direct red or two yellow cars. Boo-fucken-hoo, you play with the horns, you gonna get fucked. Deal with it.

As much as I like Messi and Maradonna, it would be fun to see Maradonna explode if Argentina gets eliminated.

Soccer really brings out the worst in me.
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Actually it doesn't matter how many "good" players Germany has. They always thrive on character and TEAM effort. Plus they always grow in a tournament. I definitely won't be surprised if they get far.
Oh, the guy you mentioned is Schweinsteiger which means "pig climber" in German. Yes, the joke never get old.
And actually I don't think he has that much flair. He's playing defensive midfield position nowadays so don't expect to see much fireworks from him.
One player on the German team who hopefully will get a bit of playing time is Marko Marin. His playing style is a bit Dutch, always threatening to make a solo action, challenging defenders, always heading for the penalty box area. He's a short guy but he's got good skills and a wonderful drive.
Another German player to keep an eye on is Cacau who should be their no 1 forward player. He's got a tremendous drive and excellent fighting spirit. Klose has no self confidence, too old, didn't play much the past season. So I say Cacau in, Klose out.

And oh, France. Did you check on the outcome of their friendly game against China yesterday? They lost 0-1.
Of course all the friendly game don't count blabla but it does indicate they've got plenty work to do before being anywhere near a competitor for the title.
I still say Uruguay is gonna eat those frogs raw!
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Wow, wow lets mess around painter


Pm me your msn/ / addy then.
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My dad's TV blasting Andre Rieu hehe.


ha ha that guy with the blonde curly hair, oh pleaze give me the Theme from Harry's game.


Uhm, Andre has like dark brown(black?)/grey hair. He plays a lot of Strauss music with his orchestra.
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The only panties anyone will ever see me attempting to get into, will be worn by the woman I'm pleading and begging with.


That's not consistent with how you looked last night baby.
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I think you'd need to get in line before he'd cry on your shoulder.
The offensive playing teams usually get their ass kicked by some boring defensive team like Italy. So don't expect Portugal to win it hehe.
Germany looked rather good in their final friendly game before the World Cup starts. Coming back from 0-1 and playing better and better as time wears on during a game.
As much as I dislike the Germans since I'm Dutch, I often do find myself rooting for them since they spell CHARACTER to a tee.
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Hahaha!
Ronaldo was crying during the game Portugal played against the Netherlands in the 2006 World Cup. I hope he cries some more during this World Cup!

Also, screw the French! They totally cheated with Henry using his hand to win over Ireland. Anyone who gets away with shit like that in the qualification round deserves to be severely beaten by all at the World Cup. Oh, the sweet memories of the 2002 World Cup when France was sent home after playing a horrendous group phase.
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The only time I have trouble logging in is when I just hit enter after typing my password instead of actually clicking on 'logon'.


Ditto.
I was so used to just hit Enter that it took a few seconds before I realized I had better click on the logon button to get on the site.
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Here's one of the most spectacular/brilliant goals in the history of the World Cup.
That impeccable pass by Frank de Boer, that superb first controlling touch and magnificent finish by Dennis Bergkamp still gives me goosebumps every time I watch it.
How close we got to winning that World Cup in 1998...
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A clarification question: are we talking about the actual nipple or about the areola?
I haven't seen any nipples that I would consider being too large. Concerning areolas there are more noticeable differences and sometimes derogatory lingo is used for big areolas by men who prefer smaller ones.
For me personally it's mostly about the proportions. How breast, areola and nipple size up against each other. A great balance would probably make for a subjectively nicer looking total.

But honestly, any guy turning down a woman for something like nipple/breast/areola size is a moron.
I'm not a fan of cosmetic/plastic surgery but if your friend is considering it then make sure she wants to have it done for herself, not to please some dumb ass boyfriend.
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They always complain about every new WC ball. Usually it's the goalies that complain since out of all players they have to re-adjust the most.
Either way, the WC will be played with this ball so whoever complains should reconsider and get back to what they're supposed to do. Train like hell and perform like the best on the highest attainable level of soccer.

RE: the commercial, it's directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu (Babel, 21 Grams, Amores perros).
Interestingly Ronaldinho is in the commercial but he wasn't selected for the Brazil national team this WC.
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I have a vibrating cock ring but haven't actually used the combo yet. We did use the vibrator of the cock ring on hb74 though. She liked it quite a bit.
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It's nice talking to myself.

Watched Brazil vs. Zimbabwe this afternoon. Zimbabwe put on some good resistance and should've scored at least once. But Brazil knew they would get their chances if they would be patient. The 3-1 outcome shows how effective a good soccer team can be.
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I'd say if you've never really watched soccer before then go watch the teams with the most offensive playing style: Spain, Brazil, Portugal, the Netherlands.
In addition to those countries any match with some of the countries with the longest tradition playing soccer is recommended: Germany, England, Argentina, Italy.

In terms of a specific game to watch I'd say the USA's first game which is against England. On June 12, 20:30 CET time. Which is like 7-8 hours ahead of mid-US time I think.
I'm sure your ESPN network will broadcast the USA games and hopefully also a good amount of other games.

If anyone needs help catching a specific game then send me a pm. There are many ways that lead to Rome!
The only reason I'm not posting them in this topic is that rocco/nicola might not be too happy having not so legal ways to watch important soccer matches posted here.
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Damn...how did I miss this thread? Must have been during my lush hiatus.


Or maybe you were just out and about enjoying your life.
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Well well, interesting game. We trashed Ghana with 4-1. Their goal was a retarded mistake by two of our defensive players though. Let's hope they won't repeat that at the World Cup.
Also saw a summary of Portugal vs. Cameroon. Portugal looked like their usual attractive offensive football playing style and won 3-1. Apparently they had problems in the qualifications round but I'm sure they'll do some proper damage at the World Cup.

Only 9 days to go for the kick off wohoo!!
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Definitely excited indeed! And I know plenty women who LOATHE soccer hahaha.
Guess you just have to refrain from clicking on this topic the next several weeks HoneyBee000.

I'm really looking forward to seeing how fans will dress up to cheer on their team. Always fun to check out the crowd when the camera pans over women who take the opportunity to cheer for their country and use their curves to convince others haha.
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Well, I am not 100 per cent sure about Spain. I think it could be Argentine's Cup, with Maradona as coach and Messi on the field. But as they say over and over, "anything can happen in 90 minutes".


Well, Argentina didn't do well in the qualifications round but then again, there are no guarantees obviously. Messi is definitely a force to be reckoned with although Inter Milan effectively shut him out of the 2 games.
Gary Lineker once said the game lasts 90 minutes and at the end the Germans win haha. Curious to see how well the Germans do without Ballack though. If they can rally up and close their ranks they might fight their way into yet another semi-final or finals game.
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