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*kick*

Maybe this thread could be turned into a Sticky for the World Cup?

Tonight the Dutch will take on Ghana. In contrast to the previous friendly against Mexico, we'll most likely start with our 11 best players. Curious to see how they'll play as a team!
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PS, Except for the football team, we are gonna win the South Africa WC, wait and see.


Haha, there is a soccer thread on here somewhere. I already posted some WC info.
Maybe we should take our battle to the football grounds and have friendly verbal jabs at each other in that topic.
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I posted the question and I don't remember this being posted as a chat room post, do you? I asked for advice from the gals, not the guys. I guess I should have expected this. Ladies, please note that all of the guys who posted something on here instead of sending you a personal message with their thoughts, have huge egos and are probably more desperate than anything else. They N E E D their comment to be seen by others instead of just enjoying your advice.



So you're pissed off that us other guys had the nerve to post in your precious little topic? lol
And perdy please stop the projecting, it really doesn't make your case any more sympathetic.

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Ladies! What can we say that will attract your attention? We like you, of course, so how do we get to know you enough to get off with you when we log on? Is patience the key? Please let us rub you in the right direction!


This is a very creepy post lol. You're asking what the best way is to not appear like a creep to women you've never chatted with before but want to "get off with" right away.
You're truly a champ.
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Potential topic lol.

Damon, you should've given us your number to show some goodwill instead of just stirring up the poor lush community.

I think everyone can relate to feeling insecure when first starting out as a dating/sexually active person. If you're a competitive person I guess you will always be intrigued by the number of each of your conquests as well as make serious attempts to obtain Hall Of Fame glory.

I think it's important to talk about if you're indeed going for a long-term relationship with someone. No need to force your partner to cough up "the number" but curiosity usually will make either one of you pop the question at some point anyway.
I don't think a difference, no matter how vast, would be a deal breaker for me. Of course I might have to let the dust settle first if the difference would be exponential lol. But in the end it's just a number.

I also think American women might have more resistance to answering this question then European women. I definitely noticed women having more traditional views on sex and relationships during my time in the US.

Concerning my own number: always been truthful and upfront about it. Never felt the need to embellish it since I never really cared about obtaining a high number.
So it's no surprise that my number is low.
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My laptop rattling. Or is it the dying sighs of the fruit fly that fell in between the keys on the keyboard... hmmm.
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How does she get pregnant, from pre-cum (which doesn't contain any viable sperm cells, which come from your testicles and not from your prostate)?


You're close in your reasoning as to how it could happen WMM.

"While it's not likely, it is possible. When a guy is aroused, a clear alkaline liquid -- that's considered to be sperm-free -- is released to lubricate his urethra (the tube that carries the urine and sperm out of his body), preparing it for the safe passage of sperm when he does in fact ejaculate.
But any sperm left in the urethra from a previous ejaculation can mix with the secretion. And, if his little swimmers make their way into the vagina, you can get pregnant."

Of course this assumes that the 'little swimmers' are still alive so the current ejaculation comes within the time period during which they can survive.
So, it's not likely but it can happen.
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Yeah there are many websites which let you set up groups which friends can join. Everyone in the group fills in the expected outcomes for each match and points are being given based on how close your predictions are. Great fun to beat your friends on one day.... until they beat you the next one and retaliate in making fun of you haha.
I'm not well acquainted with most teams so my predictions would be shite. Usually it's the well-known soccer nations plus 1 surprise country who advance to the semi-finals.

And the Germany-Hungary match was terrible haha. I'm half Hungarian so it's with some sense of sadness that I have to say they looked like a bunch of amateurs. Hideous, the lot of them.
Germany tried out a lot of new players to determine which ones will be cut and which 23 lucky Germans will be given tickets to participate in the World Cup. So kinda hard to say much about their performance. People say them missing Ballack will cost them dearly but Germany is a terrific tournament team. Meaning that they usually grow a lot in a tournament, become an even tighter team and often play for result.
They don't have the talent that we the Dutch have but look at where Germany stranded at the last few European Cups and World Cups, and compare that to where the Dutch stranded. For instance, in 2002 we didn't even qualify for the World Cup after making it to semi-finals in 1998. In contrast, Germany made it to the finals game against Brazil in 2002.
Nuff said.
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Ok, let's educate rocco on the Dutch national team.

Goalies: Maarten Stekelenburg, Michel Vorm, Sander Boschker

Defense: Khalid Boulahrouz, André Ooijer, Gregory van der Wiel, John Heitinga, Joris Mathijsen, Giovanni van Bronckhorst, Edson Braafheid

Midfield: Nigel de Jong, Mark van Bommel, Rafael van der Vaart, Stijn Schaars, Ibrahim Afellay, Wesley Sneijder, Demy de Zeeuw

Offense: Dirk Kuijt, Arjen Robben, Ryan Babel, Eljero Elia, Robin van Persie, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

We're in group E with Denmark, Japan and Cameroon.
I definitely recommend the FIFA website which always does a nice job of giving timely updates and info about teams and matches is easily found.
For instance, the overview of all matches: http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/index.html

Now, I see Felix hopes us to reach the semi-finals but I'm more sceptical. Let's see if they can survive this first group round. And if they indeed advance to the knock-out phase the first knock-out game will be an important indicator of how far we might make it.
Two years ago we dominated the group phase beating Italy (3-0), France (4-1) and Romania (2-0). Only to be eliminated against Russia in the first knock-out game. Big ouch.
And don't even get me started on that "game" against Portugal in 2006. Just typing this still hurts too much.

Anyway. Gonna watch the Germany vs. Hungary friendly now.
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lol good one!

And I guess it doesn't take much to get dumped by Necho.
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Felix my man, you're cool in my book!

Now if anyone is gonna watch the World Cup soccer you'll see those girls in Orange cheering for our national team!
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Well, in the Netherlands both prostitution and weed are legal.

As for hot women....




/thread
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Well I'm sure people will blame it on me being in love but hb74 has all three I'd say. She's definitely good looking, hasn't thrown a tantrum at my temper in 5 months time so I'd say she's emotionally stable, and she's a uni graduate.
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Don't they prefer you to write the stories in a text program like Word where you can change the font to anything you like?


I think when you post it on lush it changes it to a standard font.


Ok, that wasn't clear from the OP's question.
Still, most websites conform to 1 font because it's simply a lot less programming headache.
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