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thepainter
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Type O Negative - Be my druidess

Be my druidess
Be my everything
Be my druidess
Be mine

Around the pyre, a circle of thirteen
Throughout these woods, ecstatic screams
I look deeply into your eyes
I smell your hair, caress your thighs

Now we'll make love by firelight
A blaze so high it lights the night
Long fingernails dug in my skin
Yourself so wet invites me in

Our lust increased feeds desire
As we combust, yeah we on fire
I feel you shake so deep inside
Ooh scream my name and squeeze me tight

I'll do anything to make you cum
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that appeals to my gorilla fetish! Ooh I'm getting so wet for your hair!

Come 'ere you....
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What about ET encounters of the sexual kind?!

There's a very disturbing German (no surprise there!) porn spoof of ET. I haven't watched it but came across it after someone informed me about clown porn.
It's a scary world out there!
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I prefer very well trimmed. A little bit of hair does feel good against the clit in certain positions.

But the grooming/trimming is important.

Shaved is nice too.

I haven't ever been with a hairy guy so I haven't really had much to complain about either way. If I did encounter the "boxer-short-jungle", then I would definitely say something. It would be a huge turn off for me.

While we're on the subject of hair, hairless chest is preferred (unless its just a light scattering up top) and NO back hair is an absolute must.



Hi, I'm your worst nightmare. Pleased to meet you.
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RIP - Peter Steele

np:
Type O Negative - Slow, deep & hard
Type O Negative - Bloody kisses
Type O Negative - October rust
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Wow painter those were very err romantic sounding lol...no hell spawn in there at all lol

They're an indication of what a sweet romantic lover I am.
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Wow, this rendition of "Let's pretend" is damn good. Fucken love Keith Caputo!
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This thread makes me think of the ladder theory: http://www.laddertheory.com/
And no, it's not my website nor do I agree with the entire theory. Still, there's some funny bits and some true bits in there.

I've ended up in the friend zone often, not because I tried to befriend women and hoped for something to develop really. I've been a non-predator all my life so I've never really walked up to a woman to hit on her. I just act like my normal weird/evil/retarded self and sometimes that sparks some interest from the opposite sex. Often it doesn't but that's cool too.
I think being alone is underrated in that people tend to run from relationship to relationship without really taking time to just be by themselves and have some fun not having to take anybody else into account. It also helps in discovering yourself which is hard to do when constantly chasing tail.

Anyway, wtf do I know. All I know is that I ran into a wonderful woman on lush and against all odds we actually met irl and it was awesome. To quote Woody Allen's latest movie, whatever works!
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Oh, one time someone told me I looked like Jeffrey Dahmer.


I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny...


In my defense, I was wearing a Jeffrey Dahmer t-shirt and the guy just asked me if it was my image on the shirt. He might not have known it was Jeffrey Dahmer.
Oh well, I've also played Judas Iscariot during an Easter play while in primary school.
I'm as evil and twisted as they come!
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You want drama? Follow Ben Roethlisberger's indiscretions and near escapes from being prosecuted....
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I read somewhere that the white light experience is hypothesized to be caused by massive neural firing in your brain in those moments just before you pass away.
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"Day of the dead" is scifi? Hmm okay.

Never saw the original version of "The blob", liked the remake in its nonsensical fun & gore.
The original "War of the Worlds" is pretty bad ass.
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Painter, it proves a low-budget movie can be real good, given a great plot. I love that movie. I think a remake should be done.


Indeed, one of Carpenter's great movies. Too many remakes destroy the original's legacy so I'm rather cautious about buying into a remake. It would probably end up as pretentious as "I am legend" with Will Smith. Movie was decent until the whole saving business kicked in.

/rant

Now, where did I put my sun glasses...
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Agreed with Gabranth. Don't expect it as something that will happen. Fortunately I haven't run into a woman who refused to give oral but I would never force a woman to do something she doesn't want to.
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Now that is one amazing movie! "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Duke Nukem even ripped this line off haha!
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