SCORE! High fives himself!
Yeah I do listen to other music too besides the wretched sounds on the previous page. lol
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thepainter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Kuala Lumpur
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Hmm tongue tied. I'm not the type of guy who walks up to women in public places no matter how much they seem intriguing.
Can't remember an instance where I've stood in front of a woman and not been able to say something.
And yeah, don't really meet many women irl these days. lol
I did hit it off with a gal on a party back in the US, 2 days before I moved back to Europe. That was a lot of fun and I'm pretty sure we would've become an item had I not had to leave the country.
Oh well.
Can't remember an instance where I've stood in front of a woman and not been able to say something.
And yeah, don't really meet many women irl these days. lol
I did hit it off with a gal on a party back in the US, 2 days before I moved back to Europe. That was a lot of fun and I'm pretty sure we would've become an item had I not had to leave the country.
Oh well.
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Well I'd place the discussion in the larger context, outside of just lush. If you aspire to be a writer you should be able to write about pretty much anything, no matter how unpleasant the subject matter might be.
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Quote by Necho
Its a type of biscuit you get in Aus and Nz
STOP!! Please!! The torture! God I miss Tim Tams so much.
They're a backpacker's best friend! Fortunately I found a US based webstore to order them from while I lived in the US. But atm no such luck.
On topic: I write the best when I'm totally secluded from the world, music playing to create a total vacuum in which I am one with the story. I usually write my stories in 1 go. Do some proofreading obviously but that's minor editting.
If anyone dares to disturb me during a writing session I become like a wild animal protecting its food during feeding time. lol
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Quote by Loislane
The soundtrack to inglorious bastards...what a great movie
/smart ass mode on
You mean the original or the Tarantino version? The latter is called "Inglourious basterds".
/smart ass mode off
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Quote by HoneyBee000
Can't watch that video, It looks so sad.
Oh I should add a note saying no one should try to listen to the music I like lol
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Quote by ali2teaseu
As a general rule, I think men prefer any woman willing to have sex with them.
Hmm, too general for me. Met a girl once who only wanted to have sex with me if I would shave off my epic beard. lol
I obviously said no way!
Shaved off the beard a few months later when I got sick of it. lol
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aww, yeah I fell in love with this puppy lol
dogs rule!
oh and now playing: Paradise Lost - Faith divides us, death unites us
dogs rule!
oh and now playing: Paradise Lost - Faith divides us, death unites us
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Yeah no. 24 to the max lol.
Women and shoes are like a horse and carriage!
Women and shoes are like a horse and carriage!
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Just a shame those aren't really the cocks of the band members. They're using stunt cocks, aka porn actors' cocks.
Rammstein has always been meh imo. Plenty better rock/metal out there!
Rammstein has always been meh imo. Plenty better rock/metal out there!
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Quote by Primal
Is it one sticking up all by itself in the snow? I don't know where I came across that but it was funny enough to save to my computer
It even has 2 women walking past it looking/laughing at it.
Guess y'all have to be patient until I finally hit the required post count lol.
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Oh I also have a snow penis picture but can't post it since I don't have enough posts to post pics yet. 
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Hah, I have a superb haiku, except the 3rd line has 7 words. As such I shall refrain from posting it.
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Quote by mercianknight
I was way depressed the first time I tried the thumb measurement, but then I thought about some of our precious ladies, like Oneline, and suddenly it was bigger than 3 thumb lengths!!
And the best news? I have really big thumbs. LOL
You do know it doesn't count when you shove your thumbs up your arse, right?
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Quote by sunshine22345
I like the way a cut penis looks. I don't know what it's like to have sex with a guy who doesn't have a cut penis though because i've only ever been with circumsized guys.
Try it some time and report back to us.
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Interesting thread. Glad to say no woman has ever complained about me being uncut. If she did I'd kick her out of bed. 
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81 made me giggle but then 2 seconds later I realized they're making the play-offs this year and we aren't.
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A for effort yeah. But most students are just too lazy haha.
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There's plenty of adult websites where you can share your pics/vids.
The ones I've had experience with:
On newbienudes you have to be a paying member to watch vids, pics are free. Well a few years ago anyway, haven't been there in quite a while.
On zoig.com you have to sign up as a free member in order to watch full vids. Non-members can watch 1 min teaser vids.
On yuvutu anyone can watch your vids.
Hope this helps.
The ones I've had experience with:
On newbienudes you have to be a paying member to watch vids, pics are free. Well a few years ago anyway, haven't been there in quite a while.
On zoig.com you have to sign up as a free member in order to watch full vids. Non-members can watch 1 min teaser vids.
On yuvutu anyone can watch your vids.
Hope this helps.
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When/where: often at night or in the morning still in bed. Sometimes on the couch in front of the TV, in the shower, sitting at my desk reading lush stories lol
Also masturbated at work in a public restroom, on webcam, in chatbox, out and about in a forest, in a stream etc.
How: depends really. Sometimes I wear one or two cockrings, one around my cock and one around both cock & balls. Sometimes I massage/jerk my balls without touching my cock. I can masturbate with both hands (years of practice ha!) so can switch whenever I like. Sometimes I use a full hand, sometimes just 2/3 fingers, sometimes 2 hands.
Sometimes I hump my pillow, sometimes I just shove my cock back and forth on the mattress oozing all over the place to tease myself.
How often: usually 2/3 times a week.
Last time I came: 8 days ago, Oct 16 lol.
Yeah I'm seeing how long I can go without. It's getting harder and I ooze precum several times during the day. Let's see how long I can hold it up, as long as no wet dream cums along ha.
Also masturbated at work in a public restroom, on webcam, in chatbox, out and about in a forest, in a stream etc.
How: depends really. Sometimes I wear one or two cockrings, one around my cock and one around both cock & balls. Sometimes I massage/jerk my balls without touching my cock. I can masturbate with both hands (years of practice ha!) so can switch whenever I like. Sometimes I use a full hand, sometimes just 2/3 fingers, sometimes 2 hands.
Sometimes I hump my pillow, sometimes I just shove my cock back and forth on the mattress oozing all over the place to tease myself.
How often: usually 2/3 times a week.
Last time I came: 8 days ago, Oct 16 lol.
Yeah I'm seeing how long I can go without. It's getting harder and I ooze precum several times during the day. Let's see how long I can hold it up, as long as no wet dream cums along ha.