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Holy Crap! It took you getting stood up more than once to get the clue that she wasn't interested?
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thepainter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by LittleBambi
Have you never seen someone with a burger hanging out of their nose? Clearly you need to open your eyes and look around
I'm too busy scuba diving and there's nobody with burgers hanging out of their noses underwater.
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Why? it doesn't matter it's still disgusting, and are you making fun of me?
Indeed, I was making fun of your chosing the word "burger" over "booger". All in good jest though.
These dating stories are awesome. I never was one for dating much so I don't have any stories to add.
So carry on girls!
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Ha, seems WMM's memory isn't what it used to be.
I know DD loves the metro look but us Europeans dig the natural gorilla look.
I know DD loves the metro look but us Europeans dig the natural gorilla look.
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When does the hurting stop? Yet another hairy/shaved topic. Learn to use the Search function folks, it's there for a reason.
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Quote by sexi_virgin25
then he had a burger hanging out his nose
What kind of burger was it? Double Whopper or McRoyal?
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Really? Yet another hairy/shaven thread? You should learn to use the Search function before posting a topic that has been done to death already.
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Quote by Kimasa
I wouldn't want a man to be perfect
It's his imperfections that make him more interesting
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Thanks for supplying visuals for my earlier statement haha!
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Btw, I was quite taken by Emilia Clarke's appearance with that full frontal nude shot. That woman has some nice curves!
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Yay!
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Quote by rockstar81
Little people freak me out
Anyone who gets to have sex with Sibel Kekilli on screen deserves your respect.
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haha where is this thread posted?
Curse you for disturbing our marvelous bromance thread!
But seriously, Peter Dinklage's character puts all the fake ass monster cocks on lush to shame.
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I think I'll pass considering the fate of the King's Hands in the series haha.
Btw, I was quite taken by Emilia Clarke's appearance with that full frontal nude shot. That woman has some nice curves!
Btw, I was quite taken by Emilia Clarke's appearance with that full frontal nude shot. That woman has some nice curves!
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I also haven't read the books but from what I understand the fans are very pleased that the raw nature, violence and sex from the books are also found in season 1.
Can't wait to see season 2 though I'm not sure if they'll manage to do a season for each of the books.
Can't wait to see season 2 though I'm not sure if they'll manage to do a season for each of the books.
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Fucken loved the first season. The 2nd season will feature Dutch actress Carice van Houten who has been naked in almost every movie she's acted in. So, she'll fit right in!
PS: Peter Dinklage rules
PS: Peter Dinklage rules
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Where's thepainter and hornybunny74 when I need them?
You called? lol
I agree that the chances of a 100% genuine relationship coming out of an adult website is minimal. And yet, hornybunny74 and I are beating all the odds.
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A word of advice though - if you are going to post lingerie pictures of "you" taken by "your ex" it might be an idea to change the filename of the image to remove the original model's name. Also try to use just one model.
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Quote by LittleBambi
I say kudos to anyone who can speak a second language regardless of how broken it is - that's more than I can do. My abilities don't go far beyond being able to go into a french bakery and ask for some bread ;)
But, if you look a few posts down there's already post asking if us girls have been caught masturbating
Now he'll ask you whether you've been caught masturbating by your French baker.
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Didn't see ya but you have another chance tomorrow afternoon.
And there are no sharks here.
And there are no sharks here.
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Awesome, better bring your own sun lotion too 'cause I ain't sharing mine. 
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Yeah! Where ya going?
The dive center is at the Pestana Carlton in downtown here, about a 20 min walk from my house. Then we'll hop into the boat and speed off to some nice dive location in 80F/25C, sunny weather.
Will be diving with nitrox and doing a peak performance buoyancy course so here's to hoping I'll manage to be underwater for longer than 40 min!
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It's a wax statue in my av. 
I'm out and about living the life. Going scuba diving again on Friday!
I'm out and about living the life. Going scuba diving again on Friday!
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Maybe we should turn this into a "What male lush member would women want to see in a bikini?" thread.
