My renewed paint brush easily beats the Guinness world record longest schlong:
http://www.lushstories.com/thepainter/images/89014
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thepainter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Kuala Lumpur
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I think I do alright 
http://www.lushstories.com/thepainter/images/89014
http://www.lushstories.com/thepainter/images/89014
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I don't like to brag but I dare any woman to take in the renewed paintbrush...
http://www.lushstories.com/thepainter/images/89014
http://www.lushstories.com/thepainter/images/89014
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Quote by Jezziebelle
I don't mind it. If it makes him happy I'll do it. It's not a big deal to me. The problem though....... it gives me a rash. Awwwwwwwwwwkward to explain when you're staying at his parents' house and you wake up with an awkward rash on your face. I had to tell his mom I must be allergic to the laundry soap she uses and she ended up changing brands for me
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Quote by naughtynurse
public hair: get rid of it!
I must be getting old but no idea what public hair is.
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Quote by LadyX
If a man really wants me to fuck him, he'll show up in full medieval regalia.
I've found that the Gorilla Suit works perfectly with Asian women.
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When did the elephant in the room turn into the cow in the room?
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Quote by WellMadeMale
If I didn't know better (and I don't) I'd think both of you guys were channeling the late, great, RoccoTool.
Nah, I'm just getting old of reading new threads about old topics.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Hey Fetish...I think we have a golden shower thread already...you may want to do a search before you start a new thread...
Just saying...
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst14632_Golden-showers.aspx
Come on dude, who uses the Search function? That function is for nerds, not for superhot hunks with 15" sausages.
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Meeting hornybunny74 for the 4th time soon (14 days to go) and this time we'll spend 3 months together.
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It's amazing that lush has so many guys from all over the world who are way above their country's penis size average!
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Quote by Nikki703
I love this technique but even better if you lick and gently bite her clit as you finger her. This drives me wild!!
Indeed. Add nibling and sucking to the mix and your girlfriend will be having orgasm after orgasm.
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Quote by Orgasmic
After being served breakfast in bed, what's the next thing would you like your lover to do ?
To start a topic about it on lush.
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The chances of people actually hooking up irl after meeting on lush is VERY slim. If the bf gets nervous about you cybering with others then simply don't cyber.
Like others have said, it might be a signal that he's too antsy altogether. If that's the case then it's your call whether or not you want to abide by his wishes.
Like others have said, it might be a signal that he's too antsy altogether. If that's the case then it's your call whether or not you want to abide by his wishes.
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Quote by LadyX
I don't prefer a big uncontrolled bush. It tickles my nose.
I should rename my lush nick to nose tickler.
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Well another topic where men will say they'll go for no make-up or the girl with no beaver pics lol.
Of course men are clueless. Though some will stamp their feet on the ground claiming to know when women don't put on any make-up.
*stamps feet*
The women I've hung out with, either as friends or as lovers, rarely put on make-up and most of them did look better to me without make-up. Of course this could be due to them not being advanced make-up artists who know how to accentuate their good features.
Admittedly I don't pay much attention to unfamiliar women's make-up in public, whether in the bus or in a bar or in class or wherever.
I guess I just like the complete lack of make-up since it shows the woman without any covering up of her naked facial features. Regardless of the dark circles due to lack of sleep etc.
Of course men are clueless. Though some will stamp their feet on the ground claiming to know when women don't put on any make-up.
*stamps feet*
The women I've hung out with, either as friends or as lovers, rarely put on make-up and most of them did look better to me without make-up. Of course this could be due to them not being advanced make-up artists who know how to accentuate their good features.
Admittedly I don't pay much attention to unfamiliar women's make-up in public, whether in the bus or in a bar or in class or wherever.
I guess I just like the complete lack of make-up since it shows the woman without any covering up of her naked facial features. Regardless of the dark circles due to lack of sleep etc.
