I happen to be an expert on relationships with myself. I’m not afraid to admit I have much experience. The hardest part is... the long term commitment, I’m not sure that’s what I want.
ESTEEM
every sucked titty enjoys erotic manipulation.
I can not imagine a virgin offering up her ass as her first penetrative sexual experience. It defies logic. They’ve never had a cock inside their kitty but “hell yeah baby, tear me a new asshole.” Isn’t something I can imagine a virgin saying at the moment of truth. The “anal to avoid pregnancy” excuse is so ridiculous when there are so many alternatives now to avoid conception.
You have a whip as well as a baton?
Yes and I think we all should get to know people personally before judging them and gossiping don’t you think?
...though she loathes snide remarks...
That what?
That thing...?
That banana?
That kitty?
Ummm... I’m pleading the fifth.
There’s an extra challenge in it when you’re in 38C heat and humidity, trying to write about winter wonderland and snow. ???
Wouldn’t a hot baton do it?
...melted icecream on a hot...
...melted icecream on a hot...