In the mornings her thighs open wide
In hope her partner hadn’t died
Teeth, then they fell out..
I’ve had these and they are a bitch! Once you’ve got shin splints you shouldn’t really do the same exercise again until they are healed. Could you try swimming? Or some type of gym program? If you aren’t already, always do some warmup and cool down stretches. Your whole body, not just your legs.
Massage also helps as do ice packs. If you have flat feet you’ll be more prone to shin splints. I’d suggest talking to your doctor, who might refer you to a specialist to check if there is a specific cause for them.
“Please don’t die”. Of course I would’ve said it before he did, in fact, die.
...on my new white couch...
Young Carrie has four STD’s
Those aren’t letters from Uni Degrees
She cradled her dream of falling in a big hole
Unfortunately it wasn’t the cream I wanted.
And wanting to shower with...
Was it something to do with wood?
I don’t know but is it ok if it’s late?
Unfortunately your balls are cloudy.
The lady had no clothes to wear
And stuck to the vinyl arm chair
So when she farted
Her cheeks barely parted
And blew off all of her hair.
There was a smart guy from Texas
The lady had no clothes to wear
And stuck to the vinyl arm chair
So when she farted
Can I call you late for dinner?
Unfortunately I don’t have x-ray vision.