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verity100
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by KimmiBeGood

You are smart, Verity, to start with smaller stories to get your feet wet. I help some newbies who get rejected and they have started with 9000 word stories. If you haven't written a lot, it's so much easier to start and experiment in flash or microfiction. Learn the basics then increase story length. You are a very good storyteller and I enjoy your writing.

Also ... just my wish pointed at Lush Comp Creators ... I would love another comp where we are shown a picture and told to write a story around it. It really forces one to create something totally new, but also captures a part of each author's unique perspectives too.
Kimmi, you are so very nice and at the same time so very naughty. My first story (for which you now have no excuse for not reading) was a total of over 15,000 words, split into two parts. That one was easy to write as it was true, about me and how I found Lush. Having said that, it was rejected several times for being of pretty low quality with regards to spelling, formatting and almost complete lack of correct punctuation. Thankfully tams_back_yay took pity on me and went the extra mile to correct it. After that, people were asking me for more, something I never had so started to make stuff up. Since then, the ever lovely twisted_skald (Mischelle) has very kindly taken me under her wing and invited me to join her novice writers club. Since I’ve been on lush I have received nothing but kindness. I count myself so very lucky to have been accepted by you and many others. I’ve even been gifted bronze, silver and gold membership. I owe it to those lovely people to do my best and continue writing. So basically, thank you and all of the wonderful people of Lush for giving me this opportunity. PS, I was only joking about reading my first story, it does ramble on a bit but if you ever have a problem sleeping it may be worth a try. Oh yes, I almost forgot to say, I got myself a bit squiffy today and dropped the “F” word into one of my stories. Oh dear, kindest regards, Verity
If I were a man, I could have a pee standing up without wetting my heels. That’s about it. As a woman I can enjoy the pleasure of both men and ladies. Ladies are much better lovers by the way. A slowly brewed cup of tea from the pot tastes so much better than a t-bag.
Quote by LucaByDesign



Well, Verity, for someone who has only ever written shopping lists, you're doing pretty well for yourself on the erotic writing front. Just imagine where your writing will be in a couple of years time if you stick at it.

And of course, a vast number of the folk on Lush only uploaded their stories for the sexuality hit of sharing their fantasies — which is the reason I posted my first erotica, over ten years ago now. I left school at sixteen without a qualification to my name, but to make up for that lack, over the last fifty years I've read a hell of a lot of books. My learning has mainly been by osmosis, some How to Write and grammar manuals only when I was getting well into my stide. I only discovered this love of writing very late in life.

And I did not mean to sound pompous earlier. I was addressing people who have — perhaps only through dipping into writing erotica — discovered a genuine love of writing and now want to be the best that they can.
Kind sir, I did not for one instance intend to imply that I thought you were in any way pompous. Far from it, I’m sure you are not. Unfortunately, I quite often put things in a clumsy way. It actually requires very little effort on my part to offend someone. I really don’t mean to, it’s a gift I have. Having had an extremely poor education and little social interaction in my life has made me something akin to very annoying. Trust me when I say that I do not mean any offence.
Quote by VioletVixen


Verity, you are a real treasure. Keep being you, and you so have ability.
Well Miss Violet, you really are the most delightful creature. That actually sounds a lot worse than I mean. Thank you. I will continue to be me until people get fed up.
Quote by LucaByDesign
After posting above, I remembered something I mentioned to a fellow writer here on Lush a while back

Sometimes on that other writing site that I frequented, I would read wonderful, insightful critiques of my own and other peoples writing. And I would think, Jeez, this person must be an excellent writer. And then I would go to their writing and think, this person can not possibly be the one who offered up all those pithy and astute comments on the craft.

Also, I don't think the best writers always make the best critics. I wondered how this could be. I suppose what makes a piece of writing great is more than just technique, knowing the rules. This can all be learned with time, as can learning how to knock out an engaging, presentable story that has all the right bits — I am a case pinpoint, though some might disagree. But I think some writers just have that certain extra spice wired into them from . . . I'll be fucked if I know where from! (forgive the preposition — another rule to be broken whenever you can.


Well sir, speaking as a person who has never read a book or written anything longer than a shopping list up until recently. I am in no position to critique anyone’s story writing ability. I only entered this competition so my name could be on the same list as some of the great writers of erotica. It got me noticed by people who would never before have looked at my stuff. So far I have been very lucky; some of my stories have been received quite favourably, despite my obvious lack of ability. Writing is just the most fun. All I’m really saying, albeit in a clumsy way is, if you have a story to tell and people like it, that’s enough. Trying to be someone you’re not may take your charm away. I do hope that didn’t sound too bad.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Verity, about that egregious snub of your bare ankle photo: next time consider wearing one of those 'slave' anklet thingys from back in the '60's. If that seems a tad dated, maybe a tattoo with an upward pointing finger (your pick) and the message: This way for a good time. ;)

So who needs a drink?

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Mr Rumple, I’ll have you know sir that I am a lady of the highest refinement and repute. I could never countenance having such a tattoo. Would a Sharpie do?
All I know is, the either the judges are totally incorruptible or they have ice running through their veins. For a top ten place I offered a colour photograph of my bare ankle, nothing. Someone pass me a G&T
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


Verity, my dear, I admire your taste, if not in gardeners, at least in literature: Lady Chatterley's Lover

I also very much want to note that you have a sick, perverted, twisted sense of humour. It completely matches my own! Thank you!

Off to do an hour of yoga, y'all. I'll come back when I'm bent like a pretzel (my back, that is…) [P.S. – No peaking Lurking Linda!]


Dear James, I really don’t know what you mean. Planting a window box is no laughing matter. I honestly can’t see the joke in it. Oh dear, it looks like my gardener has forgotten his trowel and brought his dibber instead. Better dash, things to do, oh my.
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Good morning Bitches, Bastards and Denegrates.
The Blonde Bombshell is back to rock your world and kick some ass.

*Looks at the script and sighs* Really? Do I really need to talk like this?

Feck it.
*throws script in the air, sending pages flying everywhere*

Right you horrible lot. It's Friday, we've all had a bitch of a week.
Let's drink some tea, eat some pastry, flirt like fiends and have a damn good time.

*pins a notice behind the bar. Wanted queer redhead for bondage sessions, exploring nipple clamps, being fucked where others can see, and learning how to be a filthy whore. Will pay in bar credit and huge orgasms. May also teach spells. Please leave your number with the bartender on duty. Timewasters will be turned into frogs for a day. *

Ahem...I've been scribbling away nicely. Certain people may recognize some of the upcoming stories as being based on their own particular fantasies. NAturally they get to see the pre release version to sign off on the filthy details. I also change names to protect the kinky.

I hope you lot are having a fab time.

Oh and as a special treat for DD and those sexy gals of his, I've left a basket of non fat pastries under the bar. They're made with magic, taste marvelous and never add an inch to the figure. Don't be greedy.


My dearest Blond Bombshell. I though perhaps you had turned yourself into a frog. What with you having the stamina to peruse all the comp entries. Reddit, reddit, reddit....................
Good morning Rumpers. I hope I find you all well. I’ve got a new window box. I love to look out my window to see flowers in the morning. I haven’t planted anything yet. My gardener has some nice daises. I asked him if he would like to come up to my bedroom and plant his seeds in my box. He was delighted. Oh my, I hope that's a trowel in his pocket.
I’m all alone in here, good. Picks the padlock on the bar. Steals a bottle of gin and quietly leaves by the side door.
Quote by Grace


Just Grace - my husband wrote about my toy box.

a coffee would go down well; cream, no sugar, please.


Oh my, what a naughty little monkey you are. I'm blushing.........
Quote by Grace
verity, you do well to keep james at bay. he's very sensitive. he doesn't like to admit it, but the first time he saw me sporting a huge strapon he fainted dead away. should he ever get carried away just mention sprite. he loves her dearly but he's terrified of her and will shrink like a vienna sausage.

i would like to propose a different 3way with you and bonny. I'll bring my toy box.


Oh my, what magical and wondrous delights are kept within your box. Dare I even look?
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


Um, this may come as a complete and utter surprise, but I have actually gone to Blarney Castle, and kissed the Blarney Stone. Truth!

Strangely, no one else in my family wanted to hang upside down over a 20 meter drop to kiss it. No idea why.

Two double Jameson's, please barkeep, one for me and one for my good friend Carl. And if he's not here in about 30 seconds … well, I'll keep it even safer inside me!


I'm not in the least surprised James. Your claw marks are still there
Quote by Twisted_Skald


I can't answer for him but I'm pleased to see you and and I don't have any pockets in this nightie


And what a fine negligee indeed. It clings to your curves like a racing car
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. If you need help removing them and putting them back on later, I have some experience


Is that a tire lever in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Just received my new surgical stockings. Barkeep, sling me a beer, someone is going to get lucky tonight.
Quote by PJH



You could have done that as part of one of your Micro stories Verity.

Very clever/funny.


My dearest Paul, today I looked up Déjà vu. I really don't know why as apparently it said I did the same thing yesterday. I'm such a forgetful fool these days
I looked up the word “gullible.” Someone told me that it was the only English word not on Google. Shows how stupid they are, I found it.
Quote by Twisted_Skald


A MUNSTER woman!!
Well now Verity that changes everything.
Have your limited edition Munster Rugby jersey.
I boiled it for days to make the colours fade so you'd look proper devoted like.

If ya sit on me lap I'd even shift ya.

Ahem.

Probably meaningless word salad for the non Irish out there, but I'm pretty sure the ones that get the meaning are rolling their eyes as we speak.

Yes..I am a Munster woman. For a while I almost created a cult in honour of the divine trinity.
Paul O'Connell, Ronan O'Gara, and Donnecha O'Callaghan.

We'd walk through fire, concrete walls or the opposing front row for a wink and smile from that lot.
I'd fist fight ya for Ronan's sweaty rugby socks.

Now if you'll excuse me my Barry's tea is getting cold.

And long may we keep the barbarians of Leinster away. The three (tree) golden crowns rule.
Quote by kistinspencil


I push them in with a tool quite similar to the one Verity got recently. Very efficient, very effective.

My pencil to your's, Sister -- scribbling lead love, two leads entwined -- try that with a bucket full of bytes


My beautiful lady, you write with the most magical of quills whilst I scribble in crayon. I would happily forgo the suns warmth just to walk in your shadow.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


OOHHhhh… Deviant malarkey, not just everyday malarkey! Michelle has told me about this, but I would LOVE to witness this myself.

I mean, if ya gotta go…


My dear man, the wizard’s curtain is there for a reason. A mystery once solve is no longer a mystery. Anyway, the only way to keep a secret between two people is to kill one of them. If I have to bury one more body this week.......................
Quote by Twisted_Skald


Ahem..There better be a harp on that passport or green blood in those veins to go using a term like malarkey.
Sure that's an Irish word, as far I as know, and I'm insisting on a proper check of your right to use it.

Granted some shameless wenches have managed to evade the passport issue with a small kiss, but I'm not standing for that. It's a big kiss or your passport young lady.


To be sure young lady, there would be no shenanigans or malarkey going on here. Before you stands a fine maiden with more than a little Cork inside herself. One has to be careful how one says Cork. When applying the correct brogue is can sound quite naughty and perhaps give the wrong impression. Although showing you my harp wouldn’t be a problem, I much rather settle for the kiss. Now, be about your day and may the Blarney Stone be forever on your lips.

PS, I'll be liking the new banner sure I will.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


I think that's a, uh, stroke of genius…but only if I can watch…


I fear not James. The kind of deviant malarkey I had in mind may cause you to have a stroke of a very different kind.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn


Um, Verity dear, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but I wasn't showing those to you, I was trying to hide them after previous use. You see…she wasn't quite decent yet, so I had to hide her in the clothes hamper until you left. Not that I wouldn't be willing to show them to you…but we should really book a private viewing, don't you think?

Or would you like to make it a threesome? I mean, say no if you wanna, but…well, Bonnie's something special, and I think it would be foolish to turn down such an opportunity.

Just sayin'…



Oh James dear, they do say three' a crowd. Wouldn't it be better if you entertained yourself whilst the good Bonnie and me got on with things.
I believe James has his naughty head on today. I'm sending him nurse Ratched and the young lady from my local library.


Ah, the ever beautiful Michelle. I’m so pleased you’ve arrived. I’ll have a strong coffee please. I think I need one today. A certain person in the lounge, (because of my uncanny ability to maintain the very highest levels of discretion, I won’t say it was James) has been plying me copious amounts of the sparkling nectar. I can only believe that he was trying to make me a little squiffy. Perhaps an attempt to raise my ardour. He insisted on showing me his collection of handcuffs and some rather bizarre metal clamps and chains. I have no idea what he uses them for. So my dear, you arrived in the nick of time. Thank you.