Oh dear, my first rejection. Not sexy enough. I’ll leave it here for your amusement.
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Bees knees and thrushes ankles
I’m really pleased for you tams_back_yay What a star you are. Without your very kind help at the start I wouldn’t be on Lush. I didn’t know what a comma was, you poor lady, you had to put about a million in my first story. I really do appreciate all the help you gave me to get me started. Thank you. Regards, Verity
Morning everyone. Large G&T please, I’m feeling lucky. The man who lives next door bet me two pounds I wouldn’t let him have a feel of my boobies. What an idiot, easiest two pounds I’ve ever earned. He’s now invited me to a party with his friends. I hope they are all as stupid as he is. Anyway, I’m only here for a quick one. I have to put my bloomers on the line before it rains.
Oh yes James. I often forget that you are indeed a married man. Quite understandable though, how you found a lady to put up with you and your (special) box of tricks is beyond me. Surely the Flunitrazepam Rohypnol must have worn off by now. Wait, this G&T tastes a bit funny..........
James you big fat bear:
(And don't forget Verity among the newcummers! Not that anyone COULD ever forget that…intriguing…lady…)
Yesterday I came in here wearing nothing but my big girl’s bloomers and vest. Nobody even noticed me. I had to buy my own G&T
Walked in on my husband once, he was with his secretary. It was okay though. Turns out she was choking and he was performing the Heimlich maneuver. Not too sure why they had to do in naked but hubby knows best.
This caught my eye as I’m trying to write a story at the moment. I’m writing it as a man who's trying to get me into bed. I always think of a quote from “As Good As It Gets” Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.” I love that film. Regards, Verity
Double standards, that’s what I say. My husband has had sex with three women in his life and he is called a ladies’ man. I have sex with three hundred or so men and women and I’m called a slut. Go figure. Regards, Verity
Oh my, I have only just left storeroom 4. I was in there with ####### for, never mind. I feel a bit squiffy now. Going for a lie down. God knows I need it after that marathon. WOW
Good morning everyone. Well, it’s morning in England and as we invented time it’s also morning wherever you are in the world. Titles: I’m not very good at story titles. I’ve never really put that much thought into it. For example, my story The Patio. Perhaps it would have done better if I called it, “My builders son was a virgin so I fucked him to get a discount on a patio.”
Another story was The Serving Hatch. I could have called it, “My husbands boss fucked me while my husband watched.”
Perhaps I am just too much of a prude.
Category's: I always put my stories into the one I think is most appropriate for my story.
Comments and scoring: I really love to get comments. I’m lucky that I have managed to get a few loyal readers who nearly always leave me a comment about my stories. They also leave me some nice scores. I know that not every story I write will appeal to all of them all of the time. As long as I hit the spot more often than not, I’m happy. When they stop reading I’ll stop writing. A note on scoring, I will never understand why someone will go to the trouble of reading and commenting on my stories but don’t leave a score. I often get more comments than scores.
Anyway, I hope you don’t think I’m just having a moan. That’s not my intention. I’m just telling you all what I think. Now, the first person in here to buy me a double G&T can have a feel of my tits. The rest of you perverts can just watch. Regards, Verity.
Psst, if anyone asks, my drink was spiked, right.............
while I digest the news that my favourite barman and commenter is going part time. 
