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I wrote a micro yesterday. I hadn't intended to, it just popped out as I was fixing Miss Pixel's supper. It is a subject I know nothing about and the votes seem to prove it -- a 4 in the first five minutes, a 3 in the first ten, and a 1 for breakfast this morning, my first ever. On the other hand, it has been read more times in ten hours than my last three stories combined. It really is tiresome trying to understand these things. Photographing birds is a lot easier. And more fun.

Every Other Thursday (no guarantees it will still be there by noon)

I wouldn’t worry dear Kistin, as long as your regular readers like it that’s good enough. Lately I have got a few ones and twos. I know they are only jealous so don’t let them bother me. I had a macro rejected today. It was about a threesome with two men, none of whom was my husband. Apparently it wasn’t sexy enough. You know me, a threesome with two men is about as sexy as I can get. I’m going to give Lush a break for a while. It’s all getting a little strange for me here.

It’s hard to believe but one of my smutty outbursts has just passed the 37,000 reads. Looks like the drinks are on me. Only small ones please, I’m a little old lady after all.

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One very, very large G&T please James.

Of course, madam. Would you prefer a glass, or a bucket?

I'll take it dirty please Da-Bear

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I'm home alone for the evening. I've got two bottles of Merlot and half a bottle of gin. What could possibly go wrong?

I have some candles and a smile my dearest Lady V

Too late. I may have been tempted but that was yesterday.

One very, very large G&T please James.

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Am I allowed to promote my latest smutty scribble? I’m exploring my darker side at the moment. This story was so dark it got rejected on the first draft. I had to cut some juicy bits out to get it through moderation. The Motel Clown https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-motel-clown-1

And a superb vignette it is too. Great work, Verity.

Thank you Mr Traveller. You really shouldn't have laughed though. You are now as bad as me.

Last time I took my bloomers off in here I never got them back.

I'm home alone for the evening. I've got two bottles of Merlot and half a bottle of gin. What could possibly go wrong?

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Am I allowed to promote my latest smutty scribble? I’m exploring my darker side at the moment. This story was so dark it got rejected on the first draft. I had to cut some juicy bits out to get it through moderation. The Motel Clown https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-motel-clown-1

Oh damn! I wish Lush had like a dirty back room where we could go read the dark bits before the cuts. I bet yours was especially naughty, Miss Verity

It was so naughty it actually breached the Lush rules of decency. All I can say my dearest Kimmi is, certain 'things' went on between me having a shower and having my breakfast. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.

Am I allowed to promote my latest smutty scribble? I’m exploring my darker side at the moment. This story was so dark it got rejected on the first draft. I had to cut some juicy bits out to get it through moderation. The Motel Clown https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/the-motel-clown-1

James, the rules of cricket couldn't be any more simple. You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he is out he comes in and the next man goes in until he out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get them out, and when he is out he goes in and the next batter in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game! See, simple.

He took the time to read one of my stories. That makes him a top bloke.

What's all this baseball malarkey? In England it's called rounders and is played by ladies. Whatever it is, if it involves a free drink I'll have a large G&T please James

Dark as dark can be, for me.

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(Face plants on bar)

What do you drink when your ex-husband's crazy soon-to-be ex-wife calls your employer acusing you of using your IT skills to illegally hack her techware to give her soon-to-be ex-husband ammunition to use against her in their ugly divorce. 😕 WHEN in reality you don't give a shit about their divorce because you haven't been married to him for 20 years and you have a very ill Mom consuming your every thought lately. No words to describe my embarrassment with my employer who thankfully believes I am not a hacker.

I'll be in the corner. Keep the drinks coming, please, Bear.

Dearest Kimmi, how anyone could think bad things about you is beyond my comprehension. You sit there and enjoy your drink while I put the finishing touches to this little voodoo doll. I’m sure I have a hex somewhere for the pox. Time for a little bit of restorative justice me thinks. Regards, Verity

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Lol… hey miss verity 👋👋👋

Hello Miss Venus. You have to watch the pervs in here. All they want to do is get you naked as quickly as possible.

I know a loaded deck when I see one.

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Darling Verity, I have fallen victim to your inspiration on the blue side about the use of film titles . If you spot them all, I promise you can blow out my candles the next time we share a bath and then make love

Oh dear, it's contagious and Verity is patient zero. Curiousannie did it with her blue comp entry, too. To be different, maybe I will try doing it with books or TV shows or something one of thesed days.

And apparently the blue comp is already closed. Must have been set to close automatically at midnight today or something. Some good stories and I have not got to the last minute ones yet. Fifteen total which is on par for StoriesSpace comps in recent years.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I just gave it a try. I didn’t have great expectations. Little women like me rarely do. I did try a story about war and peace once. I also tried one about pilgrims. Progress was slow on that one though. Put too many in and it seems to spoil the story. Catch twenty-two I guess.

NewLushSeeker Just for you. Watch all the way...

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I have a competition participation badge thingy. I've never entered one I'll sell it for a fiver - any takers?

Is that an English fiver or Scottish?

😎

A Scottish fiver is almost worthless

It's literally worth a fiver!!!

You should try spending one in England

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I have a competition participation badge thingy. I've never entered one I'll sell it for a fiver - any takers?

Is that an English fiver or Scottish?

😎

A Scottish fiver is almost worthless

Stick with me Mis Venus. I will see that you come to no harm. I'm over in the corner drinking gin. Ever since the folks in here red my Halloween story they tend to leave me alone. Can't think why.

Wallet

No

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🤣😂… wow, what a nice welcome… hi verity and hi fluttered 👋👋

As you can see the love Apple-BOOM BOOM is going to torment me. I adore her, but don’t tell her that, she’ll just find a way to use it when I low.🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

I am new to this Bar but not new to Lush.

The gorgeous, Angel, suggested I stroll in here and meet you fine folk.🤗

I think I spy the lovely Miss Kis, to whom I owe a great deal to… and of course, Miss Pixel (salmon treats.)😀

I am sure I will have more to say but for now, please be gentle 😋

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💋💋please call me Vee or Goddess will do… I look forward to seeing you all.

*disclaimer… my iPad hates me and often eats words, so please forgive my typos

Goddess Vee you are most welcome within these hallowed walls of pleasure I am happy to give you a personal welcome at your leisure just send in the request in triplicate to my lady Kis and dearest Verity and they will make arrangements

Mr Fluttered isn't really that bad. Living in a small village I often get power cuts. Last week I asked if anyone had a spare torch. Mr Fluttered said he'd love to give me one. How nice is that.

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I guess it depends on why you are writing as to what matters to you. I do it because it's fun and challenging and I enjoy it. For me comments are great, I like to hear if people enjoyed the story or liked certain parts of it and don't mind critical comments that are useful. It's all good feedback.

I pay more attention to the Likes than the scoring system, and to me a 1 or 2 just means they didn't like or enjoy some aspect of the story. For me to give a 4 is a show of appreciation and recognition of a very well done piece that was a good read, a 5 is an excellent piece of work that impressed me. Everyone has their own ideas of what the scores represent.

Don't get upset or discouraged if someone doesn't like what you offer, many others do enjoy it.

All that makes perfect sense to me but I seem to get one '2' on almost every one of my recent stories. It does not bother me greatly (just a little bit!) but I do wonder if it is the same person doing it each time. It could be that they think the story is only worth 2 or just maybe (if it is always the same person) they just like voting '2' on stories.

The same thing is happening to me lately. I don't mind a 1 or 2 as long as they say why. But they don't.

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Bloody hell BOOM… Seriously?

Welcome Venus, don't listen to them. Like you I am also shy and timid. I like to write about fluffy bunny things. Despite the best efforts of Mr James and Mr Flutter. They have tried to do unspeakable things to me, but I'm happy to report that I am still a virgin. Top Tip: Don't go anywhere near storeroom 3 with James. And if Flutter asks you to go to a candle lit dinner with him, it's not what you think. Regards, Verity

Hello, anyone at home. I say, it's a bit dead in here today. Is it something I said?

There they are, I've been searching everywhere for my bloomers. Thank you James, close your eyes while I slip them on. Its a bit breezy this morning down there. OMG, who put all there stains in them? Well, at least they're dry.