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I still managed to get a famous story star with only one "F" word in it

I've been here 6 years and don't think I am (was?) even close to a Famous badge on any of my stories, so you must be doing something right that draws readers! Keep at it, I say. You write very well.

Maybe I should take a leaf out of your book and cut down on the cuss words. Or put the time in to become a better writer overall. It's on the plan...

My dear Mr Wordsworth. I only started writing this year. Taking any pointers from my little scribbles would be a backwards step for a fine writer such as your good self. I can assure you, nobody is more surprised than me that my stories have so far been received quite well. I’m putting it down to beginners luck.

I often have a little tear of joy when I see a reader come back for more. The only reason I don’t use cuss words in my stories is because I don’t use cuss words. Dyslexia and a lack of any formal education means I only know how to write one way, the simple way.  I have never read so much as a single book. I know nothing of the art of storytelling.

The only technique I have is to find a picture that I like, one that speaks to me. I then try to imagine the circumstances that brought it about. Once I have that idea in my head, I write my story as if I were writing a letter to a friend. In my eyes, anyone who takes the time to read one of my scribbles is a friend. If you have a look at the picture I used in my latest competition entry, the expression on the face of the woman says it all. In my mind, it looks like the picture was actually made for the story, not the other way round. I really am that simple.

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Good morning, Rumplators. Just a quick drive-by to let you know that there has been a Rump sighting over in Inspirations, the cafe to end all cafes over on Stories Space. Sound like he is still struggling with login issues, though.

I am wrestling a story into shape. It is long and heavy on character for this place and there's a still a chance I will bowdlerize it for the other place, but I do like the sex I've put in. It's basically like a story from the old Love Boat series but with explicit sex.

A tea. Orange pekoe with a twist of lime, please.

That's what I love about this place. I had to look up "bowdlerize" on Google. What a lovely word. Now I have to find an excuse to use it. It may make me look like I is smart.

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I had hoped that our glorious Patron my Lady Kis would clarify and ease the concerns of her clientele of the separateness of the services provided. There is a secret one way mirrored glass so that any lady who chooses may watch the punishment of the errant occupants to stall threeB(oyz)

Thank you for mentioning that. Use of the viewing window is free to Platinum Level Patrons at any time. All others pay the standard voyeur fee. Group rates are available.

Do you mean to say that people have been watching us all this time? What ever happened to? "Trust me Verity, this is just between us."

Have no fears, Sweet Verity! The view is only of the little boyz room. Your privacy is sacrosanct in Stall Three. I even turn off the video feed when you are having your dreams and desires attended to. Others have to pay for that courtesy. For you, it's completely free out of respect for your purity of spirit and generous tips.

(Are we still on for the four hand full tantric next Thursday? I need to let Nelly know.)

If it's just between us, then it's a big yes from me. As a lady who is woefully limited in the area of carnal knowledge, I need to maintain my privacy you see. I wouldn't want people finding out that I'm almost a virgin.

I buried his ex in the woods. Oh dear, that came out loud, didn't it.

Writing naughty stories. Nobody knows I do it. It's my guilty secret.

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I had hoped that our glorious Patron my Lady Kis would clarify and ease the concerns of her clientele of the separateness of the services provided. There is a secret one way mirrored glass so that any lady who chooses may watch the punishment of the errant occupants to stall threeB(oyz)

Thank you for mentioning that. Use of the viewing window is free to Platinum Level Patrons at any time. All others pay the standard voyeur fee. Group rates are available.

Do you mean to say that people have been watching us all this time? What ever happened to? "Trust me Verity, this is just between us."

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But then RR's seemed to have a point -- at least for some. I have had several and they meant zero in terms of comments/votes/readers.

Do they have any use at all now? Or are they just another erasure from the writer's black board? I still write as usual, but really have no interest in posting anything serious. It is quite sad.

They are nice to get, but it's been shown over and over again that category, title, tags, and word count (series tend to drop off in views) have more to do with views and number of votes than anything. I think people do look for RRs and EPs when they are looking at authors' libraries or wanting to see what's been given the extra recognition in a category they're into or curious about writing.

If you want views, just churn out stories with titles like ' Teen Creampie'. Personally, I write erotica to explore erotica. Because I rarely see people like myself or my partner in erotica. Because I crave representation. Because there's not enough tentacle sex, or food sex, or period sex. Or just because something made me horny and I had to write about it. ;)

My favorite stories that I've read here are ones where it feels like the author put a bit of themselves in there. Not just their fantasy, but their vulnerabilities and true desires, hidden away between the folds of fiction and giving it that edge of Truth. Those are the ones that leave an impact, for me anyway.

I hope you find that spark to press you forward again.

You my lady are a star.

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My dear Mr Flutter, I will do almost anything for a bottle of gin. As long as it doesn't involve melted candles or any kind of corporal punishment. I am a delicate little flower with a mind so pure. I believe my little scribbles say as much. My little body was built for pleasure, not punishment.

If I promise not to wax lyrical and or spank your glorious derrière, might I avail myself of your services ?

I've never received a single award from Lush. I don't mind as for me what's important is what the readers think. I don't know any fancy words and I don't like to use swear words. I still managed to get a famous story star with only one "F" word in it. I believe that in over fifty stories I've only ever used that word twice. All were received quite well by the readers, and that's the only thing important to me. When they stop reading my stories, I'll stop writing them.

My dear Mr Flutter, I will do almost anything for a bottle of gin. As long as it doesn't involve melted candles or any kind of corporal punishment. I am a delicate little flower with a mind so pure. I believe my little scribbles say as much. My little body was built for pleasure, not punishment.

Talking about stories. My latest scribble of plausible debauchery is out now. Worth a look if you're into a bit of striptease and a family threesome. My First Threesome In the meantime, a larger G&T please James and what ever the lovely Miss Kimmi the witch is drinking. In fact, have one yourself. Stick it all on Mr Flutters tab.

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Your reputation precedes you darling. May I say it is quite exceptional amongst the flotsam and jetsam of life within these hallowed walls

Thank you Mr Fluttered, but I only come in here when my witch protector is about. What with me being so sweet and innocent and all. She will turn any debauched barfly who tries to lead me astray into a black cat. I always feel safe when she is around. She would never allow anyone to melt hot candlewax on my lady bits. It was lady Kimmi who advised me never to enter storeroom 3 while James was about. I owe her so much.

Thank you James. I fancy a coffee about now. Do you have another one of these?

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Henrietta is hard at work getting the Halloween decorations ready in Stall Three

I'll be giving out a nice assortment of mini booze bottles, tubes of fruit-flavored lube, and finger puppets (you know the kind I mean). Be sure to come by ladies and grab a handful of whatever appeals to you!

You lost me at "mini" booze bottles.

But they're so handy, dear! Just the right size to slip half a dozen assorted into your purse before doing the shops. Ideal for palming over that cup of limp tea at the ladies church prayer meeting. I also just got in a selection of comfy waist belts that safely hold 16 bottles without fear of a telltale rattle or crack. Perfect under a loose top or sweater and available in the Stall Three Toy Boutique with a 10% discount to Platinum Level Patrons.

You've talked me into it. I now see the possibilities. By the way, if I should happen to pick up one of your finger puppets. Can we keep it just between us? I wouldn't want anyone else to know. I have a reputation to maintain.

My little Halloween story has tragically fallen off the front page, but you can get it here. Don't read the reviews first, they contain spoiler alerts. Can you guess the ending? A Halloween Love Story

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Henrietta is hard at work getting the Halloween decorations ready in Stall Three

I'll be giving out a nice assortment of mini booze bottles, tubes of fruit-flavored lube, and finger puppets (you know the kind I mean). Be sure to come by ladies and grab a handful of whatever appeals to you!

You lost me at "mini" booze bottles.

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One hopes that Mr Harry doesn’t discover Google or Wikipedia and then becomes “Dirty Harry” and goes seeking his revenge

Oh Mr Fluttered, I have my excuse ready should such an occasion arise. I will claim that I had been a victim of a Spaniards practical joke and that my intentions were honourable. I would be just as shocked as he at this outrageous discovery.

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I did warn you, Sweet Verity, that those Warp and Skew tools needed a subtle touch or you'd end up looking like Big Betty Bazoomsboom. I will say the racking light, high contrast shot of your backside is first class. Nice tat, too -- who was Sergio again?

Yes, you did warn me Sweet Kistin. As for Sergio, what can I say? All I remember was meeting a young waiter when I was on holiday in Spain. I woke up with a sore bottom. I told Harry that I had it done to show how much I loved him. I said that the Spanish tattoo artist misunderstood me. I asked him for Harry and he wrote it in Spanish. To this day, Harry believes that Sergio is Spanish for Harry. Well, it might be.

Oh dear, I've only just found out what the "Send to Everyone" button does. I shan't be making that mistake again, until the next time. James, give me a super large G&T please. I think I need it. And dearest Kimmi, is it too late to say those pictures were faked? I think I may have overdone it the Photoshop editing thingy. I'm sure my boobies aren't really that big.

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To all you seasoned Rumpees, the kindness shown has been both touching and encouraging. Thank you

Dear Fluttered, I did try to send you a PM twice. Both times it looked like it worked and both times it disappeared from my out box. I don't know what's wrong with it but I was thinking about you. Regards, Verity

Dearest Verity, I received both of your love notes, perhaps my responses were to hot to be handled, by such a delightful girl and they combusted when your holy water spilled over them

Thank you, that is indeed the most likely explanation. In the meantime, have a drink on me. A small one.

PS, Please ignore the ones I sent containing naked pictures of me in a compromising position. They were meant for the competition judges.

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To all you seasoned Rumpees, the kindness shown has been both touching and encouraging. Thank you

Dear Fluttered, I did try to send you a PM twice. Both times it looked like it worked and both times it disappeared from my out box. I don't know what's wrong with it but I was thinking about you. Regards, Verity

Come back Elvis, all is forgiven. I've been standing at the bar for the last five minutes with an empty gin glass. Can we have a little less jibber-jabber and a bit more service. I need servicing. Whilst I'm at it. Why is Grace strutting around with my bloomers on her head. What's inside is more dangerous than covid.

Probably true.

I am sweet and innocent. True or false?

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Thanks for letting us know, Kimmi! Taking care of an ailing parent is hard, losing that parent is harder. I will be sure to send him a message.

Just stopped in for a quick hello before heading to my ENT and then hitting the road to see my girl. Time to fill up her TLC tank!

With all that’s been going on, I am likely sitting this latest competition out. Unless something pops into my brain in the next couple of days anyway.

I’m stealing one of those doughnuts before I head out. Too yummy to pass up!

Hey Kat – safe travels!

I must say, I've struggled with the "ultimate" part of this comp theme. I finally managed to put something together, and have submitted it, but I don't have much hope for it, even in a skinny field.

It's a light, sensitive thing, so I had to come up with a delicate, gentle title, something to convey the sensitivity of the topic and the deft touch of my approach, so I called it "The Fuck to End All Fucks".

You know – delicate. Sensitive. Like me.

James, James, James. I want you to stand in the corner and think about what you just said. If I was there now I'd get a bar of soap and wash your mouth out. I am a delicate little thing you know.

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Paul Butterfield - Drunk Again

I did read in the papers that excessive boozing can kill. So I've decided to give up, reading papers.

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Thank you sweet Kistin. If it's on the house I'll have an extra large Morus LXIV please. No mixer, I'll drink it dirty.

Here you go. I'll get you a straw.

Hey! No bringing outside, classy booze into this establishment!

How do you expect us to make a profit if you bring in stuff that people actually want?

James, it's only about $7,000 a bottle. I just thought as you were paying you wouldn't mind on this occasion.

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Am Lilian am single and searching wanna make new friends am fun to chat with

welcome Lillian a lady of letters and numbers One hopes you are as adept with people as you seem with numbers and letters some here are like a pack of monkeys with their theories of infinite wisdom. Just a word of advice if you don’t like your behind spAnking keep away from stall three