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wolverine15
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by DudealiciousQuote by mazzaQuote by CurlygirlyQuote by LusciousLola
I'll clean up the kitchen
DAYUM, Lola! You're right. That totally makes me weak in the knees. *sigh*
Hahahah, yeah that sort of works for me too!!!
Turns head washing the dishes...Hello Ladies!
You freaking suck up - I bet you even wore the Aunt Bea apron!
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LM, Booby I got bad news and good news. Hap is moving on to take the starring role in Hedwig and the Angry Inch(something about not being able to handle all the 'rehearsing' we were doing). The good news is we got your buddy Shotgun to join the cast and show you what a reach around is all about! And he can't wait to show you what direction the movie is going. It is a blASSt from your past you will love!
I know you don't want to relive your teen years Shetty, but tap into your inner chid, and stop begging Te11 to give you your own private Ida-hole! ;)
I know you don't want to relive your teen years Shetty, but tap into your inner chid, and stop begging Te11 to give you your own private Ida-hole! ;)
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Quote by lafayettemister- LMAO (seriously funny)Quote by wolverine15Quote by fillmeupgood22
i think its weird to shave their . so i trim. its not like guys shave for us !!!
First off I wouldn't be me if I didn't ask; I assume you mean there and not their.
Second addressing guys shaving, I have it on good authority that *cough* SP *cough* that LM and Hap shaved their whole bodies for their stage performance, and more specifically the 'love scene', of Broke Back Mountain.
You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that! But now that the cat is out of the bag... Wolv is the director of our performance and is such a fucking perfectionist. Literally, a fucking perfectionist. When I didn't follow his exact direction, before I could even penetrate poor Hap, Wolv yanked me out of the way and reamed Hap himself. All the time telling me shit like... "Do it like this LM" "See you have to grind on him, see his eyes roll back" "This is what CG does to me and I love it" I don't think he meant to say that one out loud though.
The devoted fan of the arts that I am (please see the art in my signature tag) and knowing that LM is so sweet on Hap, I felt it imperative that I tell him "We are making Broke Back FUCKING Mountain!!! NOT The Fucking Notebook!!! If you want to Fucking cuddle your bitch (Hap) fucking cuddle on your own god damn time!!!! Now get in there and ream his ass!!!!" (Naturally I was channeling Robert Duval from Apocalypse Now).
"Oh and LM you'll keep my CG outburst between us right? Thanks Shetty!"
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Quote by fillmeupgood22
i think its weird to shave their . so i trim. its not like guys shave for us !!!
First off I wouldn't be me if I didn't ask; I assume you mean there and not their.
Second addressing guys shaving, I have it on good authority that *cough* SP *cough* that LM and Hap shaved their whole bodies for their stage performance, and more specifically the 'love scene', of Broke Back Mountain.
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And for all who might roll their eyes at my last post......
[Insert middle finger here]
Because I don't give a fuck what you think - just her.
And yes being sarcastic and surly DOES make my day special too!
[Insert middle finger here]
Because I don't give a fuck what you think - just her.
And yes being sarcastic and surly DOES make my day special too!
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The woman who inspired me to write this on Lush:
Frozen and numb
My life had come undone
Looking for something
Looking for more
What I had become was not the sum
A simple gesture
A twist of fate
It all started with regards to thanks
Laughter and learning
Boundaries and more
Earning your trust
Yearning for your touch
Love blossomed from the ranks
Sealed with kiss
Started with a list
Hopefully ending in eternal bliss
All for you my love
All for us
Frozen and numb
My life had come undone
Looking for something
Looking for more
What I had become was not the sum
A simple gesture
A twist of fate
It all started with regards to thanks
Laughter and learning
Boundaries and more
Earning your trust
Yearning for your touch
Love blossomed from the ranks
Sealed with kiss
Started with a list
Hopefully ending in eternal bliss
All for you my love
All for us
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What does Hap-Hanna call it when he tries to get that she-male fresh feeling?
Ruthless
Ruthless
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Please, actions speak louder than words. I mean how many movies have been made about the situation you described? To borrow a cliche 'why buy the cow when the milk is free?'
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Sharing inside jokes and conversation with that one special curly haired some one.
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What did Hap say to LM in their Lush reenactment of Broke Back Mountain?
Shiny happy people
Shiny happy people
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when hap was finally able to walk again, he.....begged LM to kiss all his 'Oww-ies', to which LM promptly dropped to his knees and........
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People who make mistakes are remorseful, and try to make amends. Old Popgun, has repeatedly done nothing that would in the least bit resemble regret or remorse. He has blank posted individuals on other threads, called out 'the beautiful people' (and pop trust me when I say I am not even remotely pretty, much less beautiful - but thanks for the moniker sweet heart *batting my eyes*) posted status updates that are so tantrumesque, that you can almost picture him stomping the ground as he types.
Now that being said, I urge Niccola and the moderators to NOT delete Popgun. I mean has anybody ever galvanized so many posters in one way? Dare I say (tongue firmly in cheek, joking for those of you who don't get that reference-and yes I expect some blow back from the joke) that Popgun has reached apartheid status amongst the Lush citizens at large? God who doesn't love a good villian or maybe a little banana republic dictator(again tongue in cheek)?
But hey I am good Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift is on. Well that and the fact that I have met some amazing people here, one curly haired woman in particular!
Now that being said, I urge Niccola and the moderators to NOT delete Popgun. I mean has anybody ever galvanized so many posters in one way? Dare I say (tongue firmly in cheek, joking for those of you who don't get that reference-and yes I expect some blow back from the joke) that Popgun has reached apartheid status amongst the Lush citizens at large? God who doesn't love a good villian or maybe a little banana republic dictator(again tongue in cheek)?
But hey I am good Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift is on. Well that and the fact that I have met some amazing people here, one curly haired woman in particular!
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Quote by studintraining
Feel free to call me maximus lengthius, a centurion known for the size of his spear
Uhhh yeahhhh, NO.
First drunk at the party is obviously dudintraining. No more grappa for you junior.
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Quote by Shotgun011
Time has come to leave and head on down the line. and I bid a few a fond adieu
JULIE ANDREWS - The Sound of Music - Good bye (YES YES YES! - fist pump)
Uhhhh wait this isn't the famous movie song thread?????
Shit - oh well. Oh I get it - Later dude.
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Agree
Seeing and reading things on Lush has anesthetized me to things I see in real life
Seeing and reading things on Lush has anesthetized me to things I see in real life
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CG's - she has awesome pics, a great sense of humor, and kick ass wall paper!
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Curly hair, Snarky attitude, passionate moans, and scissors.
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Ok let me get this straight. Bigguns is wearing pink cowboy boots and cowboy hat, Tell is posting Indianesque pics of Dude. LM hasn't been shy about posting about shall we say the BDSM aspects of life on Lush. There has been mention of a bro-mance between Dude and LM. I only have 3 questions:
1). When does Tell don the con the construction worker outfit?
2). When does Hap show up as a cop?
3). When do they perform?????????????
PS - Mazz as the music aficiando is the default Military 'person'
1). When does Tell don the con the construction worker outfit?
2). When does Hap show up as a cop?
3). When do they perform?????????????
PS - Mazz as the music aficiando is the default Military 'person'
