To grant CG's need regarding my pants.
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
I so rock the rascal. However, mine has flames and you will notice that the seat swivels and the arm rests retract. Let's just say......
You ain't rode bitch till you rode bitch rascal style!
Ain't that right CG? (Please que cheesy porn music)
OK - so the party did a house party with girl on girl action. Scotland. With girl on girl action. 7 wonders of the world. With girl on girl action. Machu Pichu. And the girl on girl action is coming. Come to think of it EVERYTHING has had girl on girl action!!!! Now don't get me wrong, I am as big a fan of the female form as there is, but for the love of god how about a little creativity???? Christ it is almost like watching a bunch of teen age guys sit around and say pull my finger!!! It is funny the first time. But if all it is pull my finger over and over, the only ones laughing are the ones doing it.
Come on girls, how about a little creativity??????
Oh and if you don't like my position and stance, please refer to my profile page.
And finally enjoy the party, make fun of me (I challenge you - to be more than just a bunch of juveniles) make fun of the other guys, but for the love of god how about a little originality?????
To get a kiss from my woman.
The Party is in Scotland! Where the men wear skirts and the sheep are terrified! Why should it make sense? Have a drink and go with the flow!
CG please! Like I follow rules ANYWHERE. Follow me wherever your sweet little errrrrrrr where ever you desire!
Does this mean you're not coming to Vocational School Homecoming dance with me???????
And to quote another 'intellectual giant' - I am way hotter than those pics ;)
To know what other features my alarm clock has.
Me and my sexy bitch girl friend would rock it at the club right before we stole all the hot chix from the guys!!!
Errrr wait, I'm not signed in as HotAssLessie69 - FUCK!!!! "MOM!!! I told you not to interupt me when I am on the computer!!!!! Yes Mother, no crust on my pbj sandwich."
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT EDIT BUTTON?????????
Me and my sexy bitch girl friend would rock it at the club right before we stole all the hot chix from the guys!!!
Errrr wait, I'm not signed in as HotAssLessie69 - FUCK!!!! "MOM!!! I told you not to interupt me when I am on the computer!!!!! Yes Mother, no crust on my pbj sandwich."
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT EDIT BUTTON?????????
Please, like I give a rip what people say about me. Pish!!!
As far as being somebody else, I could just be like roughly half of the lesbians on here. Start a new account, upload some pics ripped from the net, and yell to my mom - "MOM! MOM!! How many times do I have to tell you to knock before entering!!!! I mean jeez I am 33 and got a job at the Gas & Sip!!! How 'bout a lil' privacy?!?!?!"
To spend quality time with my #1 friend. Maybe in a parking lot ;)
Pretty Fly For A White Guy - The Offspring
Pimpkin Patch owner - yes I said pimpkin
Just finished a Mountain Dew, and am getting a big ass glass of water.
Christ no, why the hell would I want a string up my ass? I don't wear anything but boxer briefs. EVER.
Not getting any alone time with her